Hypnosis

Chapter two: Byakuya

This chapter is dedicated to Morso94 for giving me my first review on this story and asking for Byakuya! Hope you like it! Don't worry, Hitsu-chan is next! I don't own Bleach!

'Thoughts'

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Gin was sitting in his office once again. He was going over the directions to make sure he did everything correctly.

"Oopsies... I forgot ta give Izuru a release word. Aw well. It says it should wear off within two days if no one says de release word. He should be alright. I think..." Gin stood up and shut the manual.

"Now... Who should meh next victim be? Hmm... I'll make a list of 'em!" He exclaimed as he plopped back down into his chair and grabbed his brush and paper.

"Now... Let's see 'ere... Who ta mess with? So many people..." About half an hour later, he stood up and shunpoed to his second victim.

Knock knock went someone on a certain noble's door.

"Enter." He sighed. He looked up to find the captain of the third division standing in his doorway.

"Do you need something, Ichimaru?" Byakuya asked hostilely.

"Not particularly..." replied Ichimaru, approaching his fellow captain.

"Then could you kindly leave?"

"Nah. I wan' ya ta do somethin' for meh." Byakuya raised an eyebrow.

"And that would be?"

"I need ya ta watch this watch." Gin said as he pulled out his watch and began to swing it back and forth.

"Are you attempting to hypnotize me, Ichimaru?"

"Who, meh? No, not at all."

"Then why do you wish for me to watch a watch?"

"Ya can't humor meh?"

"Fine. I shall indulge in these childish games of yours if you leave me alone afterwards."

"Sure, sure. Just watch the shiny watch. Yer gettin' sleepy. Real sleepy. Yer eyelids are feelin' heavy. Real heavy..."

Thunk Byakuya was out like a light.

"Huh. Dat took way longer than Izuru. Any who, let's see. Wha ta change about ya? Well the two main things that come to my mind when I hear Byakuya Kuchki, are unfriendly, unemotional, and a stick in the mud. That's it! When ya hear the word Captain Kuchki, yer gonna become a friendly, emotional, partier. When you hear the word Byakuya, you will turn back to yer original self. Now, awaken!"

"Ichimaru? What are you doing here?"

"Oh, nothin'. I was just leavin', Captain Kuchki."

The buzzing noise was back. Byakuya stood up.

"Gin! What are you doing here!? Come, come, sit down, make yourself feel right at home." Said Byakuya, arms open. Gin's eyes opened, and his jaw hung slack.

"What are you standing there for?! Make yourself comfortable while I go get us some tea and cookies." Stated Byakuya as he left the room. Gin just stared after him.

"Was that really Byakuya Kuchki? The emotionless stick in the mud?" He mumbled. He was debating whether or not to stay. There were other people to play with, so he decided to leave. A few minutes later, Byakuya came back with tea and those cookies you eat with tea. Byakuya looked around and set the tray down.

"Now where did he go?" The noble pouted crossing his arms. Renji decided to enter the room at that precise moment.

"Taicho? I have some paperwork for you."

"Renji! Put that silly paper down and come enjoy some tea!" Renji raised an eyebrow.

"Taicho? Are you feeling alright?"

"Never better! Come! Sit! Sit!" Byakuya stated, patting the seat next to him.

"If you say so captain..." Renji took a seat next to his captain.

Byakuya swung his arm over his lutenient's shoulder. "Have I ever told you how much you mean to me?" Renji stiffened.

"No... Are you sure you feel alright taicho?"

"Quit worryin' about me. You are such a good lutenient. You do everything I ask. You do paperwork, follow orders, and you would protect Rukia with your life. Thank ya soooooo much Renji. I'm lucky to have you as my lutenient. I have to go get ready for a captains meeting. Take the rest of the day off!" Byakuya declared as he left the room. Renji stared after him.

"What the heck has gotten into him?" He mumbled, dumbfounded. Matsumoto, Izuru, and Shuhei came waltzing into the room asking if he wanted to ho drinking. Renji noticed a change in Izuru's personality too, but decided not to say anything.

In the first division meeting hall...

All the captains were assembled, the only one not present was the ever present Byakuya Kuchki. They were about to start the meeting about budgets, when in came the sixth division captain.

"I'm heeerrreeee…!" he sang. Ukitake, Kyoraku, and Tosen's faces became those of pure shock.

"Kuchki-taicho? Are you feeling alright?" Unohana asked.

"Never better!" he exclaimed loudly.

"Then please take your position in line, Kuchki-taicho." Yamamoto stated.

"Okey-dokey artichoke!" he said, skipping over to his place in line. Now Hitsugaya, Aizen, Komomaru, and Ichimaru had shocked expressions, even though you couldn't see his face under the bucket he wore.

"Now that Kuchki-taicho has decided to grace us with his presence─"

"Yep!"

"As I was saying, we may begin our meeting. Our budgets have decreased by a big amount do to damages," he looked at Zaraki and Kurotsuchi, "and unneeded buying of certain taichos and or fuko-taichos. Thus are wages will meet a small decline for the next few months. If any of you─"

"Are we almost done here? I'm in need of some sake." Byakuya stated.

"Are you sure you feel alright Byakuya?" asked Ukitake.

That buzzing noise came back. For a minute or two Byakuya looked like a zombie, but he snapped out of it by shaking his head.

"Huh? What? How did I end up here?" he asked. Now almost everyone had a look of either curiousness or shock on their faces.

"You don't remember anything, Byakuya?" Ukitake asked.

"No. All I remember doing is my paperwork. Why? Did something happen?"

"Ya were actin' completely opposite of ya self." Gin stated. Byakuya raised an eyebrow.

"I was?"

"Yep. Like Kyoraku-taicho."

"Hey…I don't act like that." Replied Kyoraku.

"Of course you don't…" Ukitake 'reasured' him.

"You too Jushiro?"

"This meeting is dismissed." Yamamoto stated as he walked away. While the captains were leaving, Gin walked up to Byakuya and said, "See ya later, Captain Kuchki." and shunpoed away. The buzzing noise came back. The next thing anyone knew, Captain Kuchki had disappeared and reappeared where Renji and his friends were.

"Let's see here… Who next..?" Gin mumbled. Little did he know though, he passed right by Hitsugaya, who narrowed his eyes and his conclusions.

How was it? I thought it was pretty good. I hope it met your standards, Morso94. Hitsu-chan is next because I got two votes for him. If you have a character or idea in your head, I may try and fit it into one of these chapters! Thanks!