Sayshi: Yeah, I don't own OHSHC, blah, blabbity, blah.

"Excuse me Ma'am, but no one arrived to welcome us…" The black-haired teen smiled at the teacher charmingly and pushed back his glinting glasses.

"That would be my fault," a girl in the back row was standing, gathering her scattered things off the desk in front of her. "I'm awfully sorry. All of the Welcoming Committee except my friend Sakura teamed up. Apparently they thought it would be awfully amusing to shove all the work onto someone not in the club." She smiled sarcastically and slung her backpack across one shoulder, brushing back a strand of wavy black hair. "Follow me." She strode from the room and walked to the end of the hall. "I'm Willow, by the way. What are your name?"

"I am Kyoya Ohtori," The boy who had spoken before replied, not looking up from his clipboard. "The small blonde is Mitzkuni Haninozuka, or Honey, the tall, silent one with him is Takashi Morinozuka, or Mori, the red-head is Kaoru Hitachiin, he's sulking because some girl dragged his twin, Hikaru, off before. The girl is Haruhi Fujioka, and finally," he jerked his thumb at the boy next to him. "This idiot is Tamaki Suoh."

"Yeah… there's no way I'm going to remember that. Any way! Welcome to Archer College High School. You've haven't missed much, just orientation. I'd offer to show you around but we'd all get lost. So, these are our lockers, I think, you'll get your numbers later. I haven't got your schedules, but you can take a look at mine if you like. We'll get you some uniforms later. Any questions?"

"So, what did you think?" Willow was lying on her couch, lazily typing up some homework.

"Mmm…" Sakura was staring into space, clearly not having heard a word her friend had just said.

"Sakura? Sakura?" the girl raised one eyebrow and threw a ball of crumpled paper at the other. "Oh my god!" She exclaimed, green eyes widening. "You totally have a crush!"

"Shut up!"

"You're blushing. Misa, she's blushing!"

"Huh?" The petite blonde looked up from her novel. "What was that?"

"Sakura has a crush! She is totally in love with somebody." She sat up and began to bounce up and down.

"No way!" Mias breathed. "On who?" The two looked expectantly at their friend. She remained silent, smiling slightly, eyes glazed over.

"Okay then…" Willow, turned to the rest of the room. "You gu-uys! You didn't tell me what you thought!

"Kyoya was kinda cute…" Mias remarked offhandedly.

"I think Sasha and Honey would be adorable." the black-haired teen declared. The former bounced into the room, carrying some sort of candy from Willow's supply. "Jeeze, I'm going to have so much matchmaking to do this year. 'Licia and Jacek, Sash and Honey, Misa and Kyoya, and did you see the way that blonde was eyeing Haruhi? When am I going to sleep?"

"What's with you and interfering in other people's lives?" Asked Alicia, finally looking up from her book. "And who says anything is happening with me and Jacek?"

"Me and Honey what?" Asked Sasha at the same time.

"Don't you worry about it."

"Yes mother," Alicia rolled her eyes. "And what about you? Did you like anyone?"

"Not telling."

"You do! Who is it? Tell me. Now."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"No."

"Yes. Wait what?" Misa burst out laughing.

HEY GUYS! MRW here! That's right (no pun intended), I'm co-authoring this fic with my good friend Sayshi. Sorry if anything is wrong, my comp likes to auto-correct stuff and sometimes it won't let me change it back. :P So, just to get rid of any confusion:

All the characters mentioned in this chapter are in the same class and Sophomores.

K, thnx!

Love and Fangirl squeals,

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