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"Kakashi, you know it doesn't matter what you wear, you'll look good in anything." Iruka was at this point very frustrated. He had been waiting thirty minutes for Kakashi to decide on what to wear to the newest club in town and frankly it was starting to bother him just how much like a woman Kakashi was being about the whole thing.
"Iruka! I can't believe you just said that. Of course it matters what I wear. People have expectations, and they are expecting me to look good where ever I go whenever I'm in casual clothes." An equally frustrated Kakashi replied.
Now don't think that Kakashi is shallow, quite the opposite in fact. The only reason he was fussing over something as simple as his clothes was because the people of Konaha-shinobi and civilians alike-always expected him to be the best dressed just because they had heard/seen that he was actually good looking under his mask. Now that, in Kakashi opinion was a very hard and demanding quota to fulfil, but he was never one to pass up a challenge...Unless it was an extremely annoying one made by Gai.
Sometimes Kakashi wished that the village saw him as they saw Iruka. Not that Iruka wasn't attractive. No, it was the fact that he was handsome enough to be noticed and occasionally stalked by crazy people, but not overly so that every little thing he did or wore was analysed and remembered for weeks or even months afterwards.
He had been debating over his sexy casual look which consisted of his weather beaten jeans, quite nice white trainers and a blue dress shirt left unbuttoned to reveal his navy blue tank top attached to his mask. Or his other mysterious and sexy look which would have him wearing black skin tight jeans that hung dangerously low on his hips, his black ANBU boots and only his black tank top with mask attached and no shirt.
Knowing that Iruka was still waiting for him he decided he preferred the mysterious and sexy look. He got dressed quickly, dug out his black eye patch with a silver skull and cross bone drawn on, placed it over his sharingan eye and walked back out into the main room to reveal a very sexy sight waiting for him.
Iruka must have gone home to change while Kakashi had been rummaging through his closet because he looked distinctly different to how he did half an hour ago.
Iruka was also dressed all in black. His jeans were tight fitting but unlike Kakashi there was no sign of any hipbones-much to Kakashi's disappointment. He wore a black shirt that was only buttoned up half way to show off a tanned and muscled chest with a dusting of light brown hair. His hair was also out of it's ponytail, framing his face rather nicely.
"Wow, you look great 'Ru."Stated Kakashi after he had stopped mentally drooling at the sight before him.
Iruka had also been staring at Kakashi when he had walked out. He had been about to shout at the older man for making him wait longer than was really necessary when he got an eyeful of what Kakashi had finally decided to put on. He wasn't really surprised that Kakashi looked as good as he did, but he did still get the sudden urge to jump Kakashi then and there.
Through all his lustful thoughts he somehow managed to hear what Kakashi had said to him and somehow managed to stutter out a, "ye...yeah you look...you look pretty good yourself.
That wasn't what he wanted to say however, what he really wanted to say was, 'you look soooo good right now. How 'bout we skip the going out and stay in. I know a few sex games we could play. Or maybe we could just skip the games as well and you can throw me down on this coach and we can...'
...o now?"
'...and then I can...'
"'Ru?"
'...and then you'll lick...
"IRUKA!"
"Wah! What? What is it?" A startled Iruka replied, slightly annoyed that he had been brought out of his lovely fantasy so rudely.
"I asked if you were ready to go now?" Kakashi explained with a smile on his face that was hidden from Iruka view.
"Oh yeah, sorry. I was just having a really nice daydream, but I'm ready to go if you are?" He said, all the while leering openly at Kakashi.
"Lets just go" Kakashi said, still smiling under his mask while steadily inching toward the door. He had his hand on the handle before he shouted, "PERVERT" at the top of his lungs and ran out the front door, laughing the whole time, an irritated but slightly amused Iruka following closely behind.
After much laughing and giggling along the way Iruka and Kakashi finally made it to the new club that every one was talking about. Burnout had only opened less than two weeks ago but it had already stolen most of the other local club's and bar's customers.
There was no forewarned dress code but everyone that went to these kinds of clubs all wore the same style anyway. Sexy as hell.
Kakashi and Iruka entered and immediately spotted Gai-wearing green of course and-Asuma and Kurenai gathered round the bar and getting in some drinks. Iruka and Kakashi approached them and noticed that Anko was also there, she had just been hidden by the rapidly growing crowd.
"Oh my God! Ruka-kun you came. I was begging to wonder when you'd get a life and come out with us." She tried to grab Iruka in for a hug but missed and nearly ended up falling off her stool. Add that to the fact that Anko had slurred most of the words in that sentence, it wouldn't of taken a genius to realise that she was already pretty smashed.
"Don't mind her Iruka. We've been here a while and she's been drinking non stop. If she takes much more someone will probably have to take her home." Iruka turned around to find the source of the voice and was met by Raidou's scared but smiling face. He returned the smile but it was instantly replaced by a grimace when he heard another voice next to him. This one unlike the others was not directed at him but at Kakashi.
"I didn't think it was possible but you have gotten even sexier. I should go away on missions more often if it means when I come back I'll be met with my very own Adonis."
Kakashi turned around to look at Genma properly and an instant grin appeared on his covered features.
"What, no hug? Well if that's how you're gonna be then I guess I'll just have to find a new best friend." Genma smirked, the action looking a lot less sinister than it would if he had had his senbon.
"Aww Gen you know no one else would even consider putting up with you the way I do." The pair grinned at each other and Kakashi finally hugged Genma.
The look Genma threw Iruka over Kakashi shoulder wasn't missed and for added effect he even snaked his hand down slowly towards Kakashi bum. Stroking his hand over the roundness. Iruka saw red but knew he had to restrain himself for Kakashi's sake.
Unfortunately for Iruka Genma seemed hell bent on getting a rise out of him that evening. And in his petty and child like personality he whispered loud enough in Kakashi's ear so that Iruka could hear as well, "So 'Kashi, you still with the Chuunin sensei or have you finally moved onto someone worth even half your time and attention?" He made it a point of looking directly at Iruka as he spoke, and Iruka made it a point of flipping Genma off repeatedly until he had finished.
Iruka made a move towards Genma but Kakashi seemed to have foresaw what was about to happen. He stepped out of Genma's embrace and situated himself between the two.
"Look you two you've got to stop this. Yes Gen I'm still with Iruka. You need to stop deliberately trying to get a rise out of him, it's getting old pretty quick. And 'Ru you got to stop getting so angry every time Genma comes within ten feet of me. And if I'm being honest, it's a pretty unattractive quality in you, this jealousy thing. You both have to learn that I love both of you and if you can't deal with it then that's your own bloody problem, don't put me in the middle of it." With his speech done Kakashi went to go get himself extremely tipsy before he would even consider speaking to either of them again, because frankly when they were together they gave him one killer headache, and he didn't need that kind of stress when he was meant to be enjoying himself.
There was one thing in the Hidden Leaf Village that most people didn't know, even the shinobi. This one thing has only been seen by a selected few, but on that night it was seen by most people in the Burnout club. This thing was Kakashi extremely and hilariously drunk off his arse.
Now, even fewer people that have seen Kakashi drunk know that on the extremely rare occasions that he is smashed, he is also the cutest person in the world to be around.
When Kakashi got drunk he would snuggle, hug, kiss, caress and on occasion be extremely perverted-but in a very cute way.
Tonight Kakashi was in his cute mode and Iruka couldn't get enough of it. And since Iruka and unfortunately Genma were the only two who did not have their blood completely saturated with alcohol, he could take full advantage of his boyfriend's happy nature.
Like right now for instance. Kakashi was currently straddling Iruka's lap-they had all moved to a large booth in the darker part of the club- and they were making out quite viciously.
Kakashi had one of his hands down Iruka's pants and was stroking his member, making it twitch and come alive.
But the best thing about it all in Iruka's opinion was not the little pleased noises Kakashi made every so often, nor was it the fact that Kakashi was grinding against him in a very erotic way.
No, the best thing about it was that every time Iruka would open his eyes he would see Genma sitting across the table from them and shooting them-or more likely him-the dirtiest looks any human was able to muster. If looks could kill Iruka was sure he would have turned to dust just then, but right now he didn't care because he had the one thing Genma wanted but would never let him have.
Iruka had closed his eyes again and was really getting into the intense make out session when he felt Kakashi's lips pull away from his and his weight lift away.
Iruka opened his eyes to see Genma standing next to him, a confused and blushing Kakashi in his arms.
"You again. Can't you just leave us alone for five minutes?" Iruka snarled out, ready to physically pull Kakashi back to him if need be.
"I plan on leaving you completely alone Iruka. But I will be taking Kakashi with me, isn't that right Kashi-kun?" Genma replied in an all to sweet and sugary voice.
Kakashi's only reply was to dart his eyes back and forth before shrugging his shoulders and randomly sitting on the floor. He looked between Genma and Iruka for about two minutes before standing up, stumbling for awhile and grabbing onto Genma's arm and saying in a slightly too perky voice, "Gen, wanna dance now. Dance with me?"
Genma only smirked at Iruka in a, "ha ha I win" sort of way, before grabbing Kakashi's hand and leading him to the dance floor. Leaving a shocked and still slightly aroused Iruka behind.
A/N: I have exams comming up shortly so I may not be able to update this story for a while, but then again I may find some spare time somehow. Thanks for reading, please review if you like it or have constructive critisism.