Yo im back with another chapter
Chapter 2: Plans into action
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong ran hastily through the forest, finally finding Bowser standing on a tree.
"No!" said Donkey Kong. "This is too dangerous!" He powered up a punch, and then struck Diddy Kong, sending him flying. He dashed up and hit Bowser, who then dissolved into bananas.
Donkey Kong turned around and saw Bowser on another tree, aiming his cannon at them. "My arrow-shooting cannon can do almost anything!" yelled Bowser.
A TV fell and landed on the floor, turning on and revealing Master Hand. "That's right! You heard it here first! The brand new arrow-shooting cannon can not only turn your enemies into trophies, but can even make malicious clones of whoever you shoot! Now available in banana power."
"Wait," said Donkey Kong. "You can make a clone of who you shoot? Did you shoot yourself, or...?"
"I'm not explaining that," said Bowser. "It's up to Nintendo to not explain anything."
"That's not true!" yelled Donkey Kong defensively. "Nintendo explains everything!"
"That explains why there's an entire adventure mode where no one talks."
"Um...well..."
"It's the end for you," said Bowser, aiming his cannon at Donkey Kong. "What? Loading? I knew I shouldn't have used bananas for power."
An hour later, Bowser began talking again. "There! Your time is over!"
He shot an arrow, which missed. "Well, I'll fire another one...loading again? Damn it!" he shrieked.
An hour later, he shot an arrow at Donkey Kong, which turned him into a trophy.
Diddy Kong jumped out of the forest and saw that a plane had crashed on the land. Suddenly, a monster emerged form the plane, catching it on fire. Fox jumped out, miraculously unharmed as the monster went toward the land.
"Alright," said Fox. "When it comes over here--"
The monster suddenly burst out of the ground and toward the sky, causing Diddy Kong and Fox to jump out of the way.
"Alright," Fox continued. "When it comes back down--"
The monster burst out of the ground again, aimed for the sky.
"When it--"
The monster burst out fo the ground again.
"Alright, what the hell?" asked Fox. "You never went back underground!" He shot the monster, causing it to blow up.
"Wow...it exploded," said Diddy Kong.
The ghost of the plant that had hit Mario appeared in the air. "My death was more ridiculous, I caught on fire and I'm a plant!" he jeered.
"Well, I exploded, and I'm a living thing!" said the ghost of the monster.
Diddy Kong dragged Fox toward the forest against his will. Meanwhile, Lucas was walking sadly, when suddenly a giant statue started chasing him.
"PK thunder!" he yelled. Electricty went and struck the monster, doing nothing. Lucas began to walk along, the statue moving slowly, until he jumped to another platform. The statue fell in the water. "Sweet!"
Another statue fell, hitting the ground.
"He must have that trophy cannon." Lucas began running, and tripped. "I'm trapped under a twig?"
"PK thunder!" a voice came from the distance, and electricity hit the statue backward.
"I did that, and nothing happened!" yelled Lucus furiously.
"PK flash!" cried Ness. Green energy went up and struck the statue, shattering it and revealing some kid inside of it.
Lucus ran up and destroyed it. Then, he ran up behind Ness. "Wait, I was the one who fought it," said Lucus.
They saw Wario on a tree, his trophy cannon aimed at them. It went over Ness and shot an arrow, but Ness dodged. Wario tried again, but Ness jumped out of the way.
"Are you serious?" yelled Wario. "I came all this way to try and get a Ness trophy to match my Ness trading cards, and he's the one who can dodge!"
"Why do you have more than one Ness trading card?" asked Lucas.
"Um...I...die!" he yelled, moving the gun over Lucas. Ness ran up and pushed him out of the way, turning to stone, while Lucas ran away and Wario laughed into Ness' face.
Lucas met up with the Pokemon trainer, who released his Squirtle. Lucas and Squirtle jumped up to a platform, over some lava, onto another platform, and finally landed on the other side, where they found the Pokemon trainer again.
"How did you get here?" asked Lucas.
They ran forward and passed the enemies. "They'll never catch us." Lucas ran forward, and then caught his foot in a twig again. "Damn it!"
"Are you completely sure that sending your robots into this place and then blowing them all up is a good idea?" said one of the ROBs. They were all near Marth's castle.
"Yes, I'm sure," said the Ancient Minister. "And this time, I'm setting a time limit to my bomb, so the two hour loading scenes won't stop me!"
Marth jumped out the window and landed on the ground. Meta Knight joined him, and they both fought the enemies. Then, Ike jumped up and slashed at the Ancient Minister, sending him flying.
"Take that, ROB!"
"I'm not ROB, I'm the Ancient Minster!" he shrieked. He flew back and read the bomb. "Four hours and fifty seven minutes...this is taking too long." He pushed a button. "Alright, five, four, three, two, one."
The place blew up and Marth, Meta Knight, and Ike all ran away.
Samus dropped into a lab, and started forward. She found Pikachu being electricuted in a chamber, and she broke it open, freeing him.
"Wow, who would've throught walking into a chamber spewing out electricity would be dangerous," said Pikachu. "Let's go."
They walked forward and reached the door.
"Wait, are those Ness trading cards?" asked Pikachu.
"Maybe," said Samus furtively.
That's the second chapter. Sorry if it was short.