Naruto ran as fast as his legs could carry him in the hot heat(this story is in the summertime).Normally he wouldn't run in heat as hot as this, but he REALLY needed to tell Neji he was wrong this time. He still remembered when Neji, aka Mr. know-it-all, Rock Lee, the 2nd most handsomest guy in the village (besides himself of course),and himself, had gotten into a, what Naruto called, a heated debate over Might Gai, Kakashi, and the current Rainkage (watever his name is).

FLASHBACK

"No Kakashi could beat Gai" Neji said to Rock Lee." Gai really isn't that strong."

"That's because Master Gai can't show his true strength because he..."Rock Lee was interrupted by Naruto who walked up and kissed Rock Lee's neck from behind, though Neji didn't see it.

"Oh it's you… What do you want Naruto?" Neji glared at Naruto.

"Watching my sexy lady" Naruto grinned so wide, it looked like it might fall off his face.

"I don't know who this 'sexy lady' is, but I think you should leave."

"Don't be like that Neji! Anyway, I agree with can Lee…Gai fart up a storm..."

"What are you talking about? We weren't..."

"He can! It's what I call 'silent but deadly'..."Naruto ran his fingers though Rock Lee's hair. "Isn't that right, Lee?"

"Uhhh..."Rock Lee was too busy blushing to actually know they were talking about.

"You are just disgusting, Naruto." Neji rolled his eyes.

"OK! OK! I'll go get proof! GEEZ you're such a nonbeliever Neji..."Naruto got a sly look on his face."Wanna hear a story?"

"If you'll leave faster..."Neji sighed.

"Do you know that tea I gave you yesterday?"

"Yeah…what about it?"

Naruto burst out laughing. "I peed in it!"

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Naruto ran off before Neji could catch him.

END FLASHBACK

Naruto was relieved when he reached Neji's house. He knocked on the door until someone came to the door.

"Oh hello Naruto!" greeted Hinata.

"KAKASHI FARTED SO HARD HE BLEW HIS HOUSE DOWN AND ALMOST KILLED ME!" then Naruto realized it was only Hinata, aka the girl with no back bone. "Oh it's you...uhhhh..."

"Hinata..."

"Who?"

"Hinata...Neji's cousin..."

"OOOOOHHHH! Little Miss No Back Bone!From what Neji told me,he was right...this time..."

"About what?"

"You are the cause for diarrhea..."

"Why would you say that?"

"CUZ YOU'RE GIVING ME DIARRHEA RIGHT NOW! MAKE LIKE A COW AND MOOOOOVE!I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!" Naruto pushed pass Hinata. He made a lot of unnecessary grunting noises from somewhere in the house before coming out of it. "So where's Neji at, fabric softener?"

"Fabric softener?" Hinata asked confused.

"You just softened my erection from when I saw my sexy ma-I mean lady...earlier before. It's not that I don't like you...it's that you're not from the sexy clan or club..."

"What sexy clan?"

"I think I have to go take a shit again..."Naruto went inside and came out 6 seconds after entering the house. "I'll hold it."

End Part2

Wait…You stayed around? You have my respect…IF YOU SAY YOU READ IT OUT OF PITY LEAVE NOW! And that's the end of that. Don't get offended about my joke about Hinata being a fabric softener and someone who gives you diarrhea just by talking and/or looking at her. I really like Hinata. My jokes about the characters in the chapters I write about are not meant to be serious but for my amusement...and yours if you want. Next Chapters may contain yaoi and rape (yeah).Remember that when you read the next chapters. May contain fake character deaths.

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