I woke up and strolled to my oaken wardrobe. I opened it and picked out a plaid polo shirt and some jogging pants that said 'Hogwarts' on the leg. I had bought it at Hot topic. The convention was to be today and Robert was to arrive at 12pm. Catelyn was tired so I let her sleep.
Winterfell was gorgeous in the convention decorations. The place was very bright and there were candles everywhere. Bran was practicing archery in the stable. Robb and Rickon were laughing.
"Which one o' you was a marksmen at ten?" I yelled at my sons. All of the sudden horses came into the gate and trumpets were blaring everywhere.
King Robert was entering the town one a black stallion with a dragon helmet, he was wearing a black robe and a straw hat with white things on the end. There were clouds on the cloak. He looked so good and accurate. He looked exactly like Itachi Uchiha. His wife, Cersei was in a basket she wore a pink shirt with a blak skirt. Her hair was dyed pink but had black roots.
"Oh look it's the fatty." I said in angrily.
"Don't talk like that to your king you shithead." He yelled while flipping his shoulder-length black hair. He rolled off of his horse and body checked me! My Hogwarts pants were soiled. I quickly unsheathed Ice and slid it through his fat stomach; blood was pouring everywhere. Including me. Robery laughed and screamed.
"That was just my shadowclone!" Cersei mumbled and wipped a tear from her eye.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!1" I said wearily. Robert appeared from beneath the basket that Cersei was sitting in. He was very fat and was now wearing a leather doublet that was purple, black breeches and a long cloak. He basically looked exactly like from the TV show. We were feeling hungry so we went to the dining hall(so did everyone else) and at some craft dinner while watching Ginger Snaps.
We loved that movie and we were inspired to fake our deaths just like the girls in da movie. We did and scared Bran to almost death. Robert settled in in the Hand's Tower along with Cersei, Joffrey and Myrcella. We were going to go to da convention tomorrow.
I woke up today and put on some clothes. I put on a cloak and some Game of Thrones costumes that I bought of eBay. It was a Robb Stark costume (I love that character). Robvert was wearing his Itachi costime again. Cersei stayed in the tower because she had a stomach ache. Myrcella wore a Hatsune Miku thing while Jogg wore a costume that the male version of the twin vocaliods wore. Our costumes were top-notch at the convention because we were royalty and we could buy all these tings.
"Heltho, Ethard Sthark…" said a spider like being that was bald and had cheeks that were powdered. I kned at once that it was Varys the eunich.
"Hello Spider." I replied. Varys was a Satanist. He had a red pentagram tattoo on his head that was very eye-catching. His robe was black with a dried out goat head on the back tied to it. He wore some black eyeshadow. He was the septon at the Satanist temple in King's Landing.
"How are you, Varys?"
"Gooth." All of the sudden, he lunged at me and bit me in the leg. I screamed. My guards shot some arrows through his abdomen (get it) and he died. I was injusred too…