KawaiiGameFreak: Hi peoples! This chapter's gonna be a bit long cuz I gotta explain some things mentioned in the prologue. This fic is rated for mild swearing, references to drinking and slightly mature humor (nothing too bad though). Enjoy!

"Mewtwo is a pokemon created by genetic manipulation. However, even though the scientific power of humans created this pokemon's body, they failed to endow Mewtwo with a compassionate heart."-Pokedex entry, and the biggest lie in the known universe

Chapter 1:Welcome to Rick's

MEWTWO'S POV

"Tell me again why you dragged me out here?" Link had forced me to come with him to the mansion. He said I'd be interested in what he was leading me to, I highly doubt.

"Don't you know the meaning of the word 'surprise'? I can't tell you, but it'll be worth it." I sure hope so.

"Why don't you just read his mind?" Pikachu, who had kept quiet the whole time much to my surprise, asked.

"…you love making me look like an idiot, don't you?" He nodded and smiled brightly.

"Yup!" We were there now anyway. Much to my surprise, we were right in front of the stone portal, the portal to Earth. It was the same as it was four months ago; a large stone wall with a door in it, but it looked slightly different. It had a good number of wires on it that all lead to one place, a control panel on the side of the wall.

"Tada!" I stared blankly at Link. "After we came back, you just left without saying anything, I was worried, so I between fights in the tournament, I worked on trying to open this thing up, and after four months of hard work…it's open!"

"No it's not, the door is closed." A chuckle came from Link.

"See this button?" He pointed to a large pink button on the control panel. I nodded. "Ok, I just press this button, the door opens, and you can go back to you're girlfriend." My face crimsoned.

"She's not my…I mean…it's…um…"

"Ok, sorry, my bad, you're future girlfriend. I'll open the portal for you, ok?" I nodded, trying to hold back the joy I was feeling. I couldn't believe it, after four long months, I'll finally get a chance to see her again. "On one condition…" I'd almost forgot, Link never does anything without asking for something in return; money, favors, things like that. "…I come to." I was about to scream 'Are you psychotic?' when Pikachu butted in.

"Me to!" Great, just what I need, two annoying nuts tagging along. But I knew I could never shake them off. Oh well, I'm sure she'll be happy to see them to.

"Ok."

"Yes! Now, let's fire this baby up!" He pushed the big pink button and the machine whirred to life. Lights flickered on the panel as all the lights in the mansion went out. Electricity flowed through the wires and the portal glowed hot white. All of a sudden, the doors flung open and a marvelous array of color swirled before our eyes. "Holy…" Link was cut off by a large bang and the white glow faded. All that was left was the eddy of color that the portal showed. "…"

"That was so cool…do it again!" I assume that was Link's last intention. "Let's go, let's go!" He raced head first into the portal and vanished from sight.

"After you." I slowly approached the portal and stood in awe. It was amazing; I was so close to her that… "Heads up!" Link suddenly tackled me into the portal and we landed on the hardwood floor. We got up and looked around, as the portal closed behind us.The room was completly dark, no lights of any kind, or even any windows."Weren't there windows in here? This doesn't look like the game room."

"Maybe were just in another room."

"What kind of room as no windows? Where's the danm light switch?" He walked straight into me. "My bad…OUCH, stupid wall…found the light switch." Link flipped with switch. "I don't remember this room." It was as if we'd just unearthed an ancient crypt. Everything was coated in dust and stored in boxes. The walls were bare and a single light bulb dimly lit up above us.Pikachu signaled us to one of the boxes.

"Look!" He ripped open a box and took out a DS case, the DS and all the games. We each looked in a box.

"I found posters!" Link yelled, holding up posters of Samus, Link, and Mario.

"More games!" I opened a box, and found photographs, of us. One was of the truck Falcon had destroyed, one of a birthday party, one of a school dance (covered in black pen) and a group photo that was taken around September. She was definitely here. While they looked at more boxes, I found a note on a desk.

"Dear Mewtwo,

I see you came back. I missed you so much these passed years. As you can see, you aren't in Newfoundland anymore. Welcome to Rick's, Alberta (don't ask about the name)! I hope you get used to everything and everyone (good news for you, Ashley's not here). In the boxes are some memories of the 'Year of the Smashers', don't steal anything or I'll get my friends from karate class to come over and gang beat you (I doubt they'll do any damage, but still). I'll see you soon.

Your friend,

Laura"

There were so many questions already, but the one that stuck in my head was 'Why'd she say "years"? It's only been four moths, not four years.' "You find anything?" Link inquired. I decided not to tell him about the note.

"Nope. Just some photos." He rummaged through the box and took out a few.

"Hey, remember this one?" Link asked as he held up a picture of me in a McDonald's uniform. Unfortunately, I remembered all about that. Falcon trashed a truck and we all had to pay ten thousand dollars for speeding tickets and property damage by getting jobs. "If you think that's embarrasing…remember the, 'Turkey in the Lawnmower' incident!" He burst out laughing at the memory. I'm sure no one would let me live that one down. All at once, I heard a voice on the other side of the door.

"Who's in there?" That voice sounded vaguely familiar. "Open up, right now, I'm warning you." I calmly walked to the door and opened it. Standing in front of the door was a boy about eleven years old. He had dark brown hair, blue eyes and was quite short (well I'm 6 foot 7, everyone's short to me). His face paled and eyes went wide. "Ali…ali…ali…"

"Is he ok?"

"ALIENS! ALIENS ARE INVADING EARTH! ALIENS, ALIENS, ALIENS!" He raced out of the room.

"I'll take that as a no. Who was that kid anyway?"

"I think that's Cameron." Both looked at me vacantly. "Remember? Laura's little brother, the annoying pain in the world's tail, remember?"

"He's insane! But shouldn't he be younger?"

"Ya, he was only seven when we last saw him." I wondered about that myself. Maybe our worlds are on different time lengths. Maybe four months back home equals four years here. That's what she meant on the note. Then I realized, if Cameron's older, wouldn't Laura be? If I'm right, she's about eighteen now; what if she's nothing like who she was before? From what I've seen, she's given up video games and anything related. What if she's given up on…me?

LAURA'S POV

"Life is a highway! I wanna ride it all night long! If y'all goin' my way, I wanna drive it all night long!" We'd just gotten back from the concert, and we were driving homefrom Calgary to Rick's, a twenty minute drive by day, a forty minute drive by night. "Come on bys, sing along!"

"I told you you're too drunk to drive. Why don't you let me…"

"Hell no! I'm the only one with a license, what if we get pulled over?"

"I'd rather get 'Driving Without a License' then 'Drunk Driving', that you very much." Ryan was always begging me to let him drive. I'm not that stupid, he drives worse then me. Ryan was about 6 feet tall, had green eyes, jet black hair and an attitude that said 'I'm gonna…get one of my friends to beat you up'. He knew everything about every video game known to man and some known to Martians. Ask him anything, and he could tell you off the top of his head.

"Maybe we should've called for a cab." Sakura suggested. Sakura transferred here from Tokyo the same year I moved here. She was just about my height, had fiery red hair, light brown eyes with redish tinge and never understood a word that anyone was saying. She was a bit too naïve for her own good, talked like she was from another planet and wore the weirdest clothes you could find.

"If you wanna get in an accident, fine with me." Ryan muttered, totally ignoring Sakura, and me totally ignoring Ryan.

"Whatever…oh chorus! Life is a highway! I wanna…" Right in the middle of the chorus my phone rang. "Hello?"

"ALIENS!"

"Cameron, what do you want?"

"Great, talking on your cell phone, at night, while you're half drunk, I feel so safe."

"Not now Ryan! Anyway, what were you saying, Cameron?"

"There were three of 'um, they came from the Mystery Room." The 'Mystery Room', as Cameron called it, was a room in the basement with no windows and only one way in and out, a door which can only open from the inside and that I always carry the key for wherever I go. The only things I keep in that room are some boxes and…the portal? No way, it couldn't be. "One looked like an elf in a skirt, one looked like a…"

"It's not a skirt! It's a tunic, you little monster!" A second voice cut in. It sounded like…but that's impossible.

"Oh no, there back!"

"Cameron, enough fooling a…HOLY SHIT!" I swerved out of the way to avoid a squirrel and hit a tree by the side of the road. "I always knew squirrels were evil, that one made me hit a tree!" I could hear Cameron laughing his head off. "Not funny, that squirrel made me trash my Camry! Anyway, could you tell the 'aliens' to come pick us up? We're just outside Rick's, right in front of the 'Welcome'sign. Thanks, buh-bye." I hung up. "Are you guys ok?" A few muffled groans rose up. "We should call a cab."

"Didn't you hear your brother? The aliens will come pick us up."

"Right, I forgot, they'll probably teleport here using their bizarre alien powers and bring us home." Ryan yelled sarcastically, then he turned to me. "I'd love to say 'I told you so', but I'm too big a person to do that."

"Really?"

"Nope! I told you so, I told you so, I…" Ryan shut up (thank God) as something really weird happened. A bright light came out of nowhere and three figures came with it. One was a small mouse like thing, the other was an 'elf in a skirt' and the last one…no way…no effing way…it can't be…but it is. Right in front of me, was who I had been waiting for, for four whole years, the angel that haunted my nightmares, the only one who truly cared about me, my ai(1), Mewtwo. I ran out of the car and ran towards him. "Are you insane? They could vaporize you in a split second!" I would've laughed if I wasn't so happy. I ran into his arms and cried my eyes out.

"I can't believe you came back…I missed you so much I…" He put his finger against by lips.

"Shhh, it's ok, don't cry, I missed you to." I hadn't heard his voice in so long; it was music to my ears from heaven.

"Excuse me, I hate to break up the happy moment but…am I missing something?" I glanced over at Ryan and Sakura, stumbling out my now totaled car, wondering what the bloody hell was going on. I looked back up at Mewtwo. I'd grown a bit in the past four years, but I still felt so small compared to him.

"You'll have to excuse my friends, they have no idea who you guys are."

"I know exactly who you are, but…dude…awkward." Link burst out laughing.

"My thoughts exactly…um…"

"Name's Ryan, and the quiet one over there's Sakura." She just waved. Silence fell around us. "Maybe we should, ya know, leave them alone for a while, they need to catch up." With that, everyone started walking down the road.

"I'll catch up with you guys later." I called. They just waved and continued on. "Who wants to bet that Link brought a video camera with him?"

MEWTWO'S POV

I couldn't believe it. Only about an hour ago I was thinking how much I missed her, and now we're in each other's arms. She was still the same as all those years ago; her dark brown hair was longer, she was certainly taller and she was…well…slimmer, then last time I came. "Now tell me, why'd you leave?" I knew this was coming. "The note said I'd figure it out, but I didn't, so you have to tell me."

"I was…I was, afraid." I stuttered.

"Afraid? Of what?" I hated this. I hated showing fear, it made me seem weak, and when some you care about sees you as brave and strong, that only makes it harder.

"Of…of…of…hurting you." I could tell the answer shocked her.

"What are you talking about? Why would you ever hurt me?"

"I'd never want to, but I did…I hate forcing you to recall these things, but remember when the Mount Payaton blew up…it was my fault." I knew she was going to ask why, I went on. "The only reason he did it was because he was jealous. He thought you…liked me and he wanted to get rid of me because of that. You saved my life and I thank you greatly, but it was my fault you were hurt, and I thought, that it would be best if, I wasn't around to cause you pain." I expected her to give sympathy, not laugh. "I'm not sure I find anything funny in what I just said."

"No, no, it's not that, it's just…I used to think it was my fault all that happened…you know who's fault it really is? My BEEP ex boyfriend. Everything's his fault. Whenever something goes wrong in my life, I blame him. I even have a picture of him in my room that I throw knives at when I'm pissed off." I now have a new fear of her. "And those scars I got on my back, no big, I got them tattooed over."

"With what?"

"The Japanese symbol for the moon." I assumed why she chose the moon over the sun. A short lived silence cut down around us. "…by the way, he never thought I liked you…he knew I liked you." Both our faces reddened at her words. "What I'm trying to say is…I…love you…" We closed our eyes and our faces inched closer. "…but you already knew that." In an instant, our lips met and time seemed to stop. I held her closer then ever now. I could feel everything; her lips against mine, our bodies as one, true beauty. Link was right, it was worth it.

LINK'S POV

"Oh dear sweet mother ofDin that's nasty!"

"Dude, I'm gonna hurl!"

"Chuuuuuuuu."

"Awwwwww."

"Ryan, you got that camera?" He nodded and passed me a camera that had "I'm Gonna Sell This on eBay" written on the side in crayon.

"Dude, why would you want to video tape that?"

"Two words my friend; black mail."

"Very good, I can see a good partnership ahead."

"I don't think we should be watching, this is a private moment." Sakura was always the 'voice of reason', "Would you like it if someone video taped your first kiss?"

"Not my problem, I stayin' a bachelor for life. How 'bout you, Link?"

"Naw, I already got a girlfriend, Peach."

"…does that moment call for an 'awkward' or 'WTF'?"

"Both."

LAURA'S POV

As our lips parted, my first thought was 'Four year wait, but danm it was worth it!' I could hear everyone in the bushes nearby, more then likely video taping the whole thing for black mail purposes. "Whadaya say we let them walk home?" He chuckled.

"Good idea, exercise never hurt anyone." In an instant, a flash of light surrounded us. As the light faded, we were back in front of my house, with Cameron waiting at the door with a Super Soaker.

"Get away from my sister, you freaky looking alien!" We both just laughed.

"Is that any way to talk to my new boyfriend?" I don't think I've ever seen a shade of red deeper then the color of Mewtwo's face when I said that. "What? You don't have to be embarrassed, even though you do look cute when you blush." It was funny, normally I'd be the one embarrassed if someone said something like that. "So…what now?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, is this the 'and they live happily ever after. The End.', or is there more, like 'Year of the Smash'?"

"You mean, teachers get zapped, houses blow up and tubas are used as weapons?"

"Yup, it'd be fun to do that again."

"Or…it could be…ya know…just the two of us, at least until everyone comes back."

"Hmmmmm, I like that idea, just the two of us…" Our minds wandered as our lips met once again. All of a sudden, it started raining. Typical, in my experience, good things always happen when it rains. We were so caught up in the moment, that both of us were completely oblivious to my little brother nearby.

"…my sister's in love with a giant alien monster…cool."

KawaiiGameFreak:…ya I know, mega WTF. Trust me, it's nowhere near the end yet; plot holes still have to be filled, warped up pairings still have to me made (yes, they can get weirder), random objects still have to spontaneously combust, you get the idea. It's not over 'til the fat lady sings. (everyone looks at me) Wha? I'VE LOST WEIGHT! Read the darn chapter! Ja ne!

(1)ai; Japanese for 'love'