"Yes. Just be back tommorow with the old one, and we'll give you a brand new car!" Said the car dealership deskman.
"So my destruction of Yuuko's shop, Watanuki's backbone, and possibly space and time itself was worth it?"
"Um...What?"
An akward scilence filled the room.
"ThanksforthecarandsuchitwasreallyniceofyouandIappriciateitverymuchbutIreallyhavetogosobye!!"
With that, Kamui sprinted out of the building.
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Kamui was (for once) absolutely pleased with his life, as he was about to finally get a car.
Why, you ask, does Kamui (a vampire with no apparent need for one) want a car?
Well, why not?
But, I disgress...
Through another action-packed rip through space and time, Kamui returned home to Acid Tokyo.
"Am I the only one who thinks that sounds like a drug trip?" Said Kamui, mercilessly breaking the fourth wall.
Kamui walked toward the giant abcess/ball thing that was keeping his brother captive, reached in, and pulled his brother out.
"Kamui!" Subaru cried. "I'm supposed to wake up when the angst train departs from the station!"
"...What the hell does that mean?"
"What do you think?"
Kamui ignored the apparernt insanity of his brother.
"We have to go. Now."
"If I go now, the plot of the actual story will be ruined!"
"Plots are overrated. Let's go!"
As both vampire twins started running, something crossed Subaru's mind.
"Why exactly are we running?"
"Because if we don't, the warranty on my new car may expire!"
"...Say what now?"
"There's our ride over there! Let's go!"
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Subaru almost fainted when he saw what "our ride" was.
There, in front of what seemed to be a giant hole into space, was a giant rabbit.
It was pure white with red eyes, not unlike a killer rabbit he'd seen in a movie once.
What was even weirder was that the word "PLOT" was branded on its side.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Subaru cried in a moment of sanity.
"It's a plot bunny. We'll be riding it to the next part of the story."
"Where exactly are we riding to?"
"Through that demisional hole."
"So, we're basically riding a giant bunny through a hole leading to another universe?"
"That was suprisingly sexual."
Owned.
Kamui sighed. "Just get on the rabbit and go."
Thus, riding on a giant plot bunny, the two went on to a new world.
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What new world will the twins arrive at? Will Kamui get his car? Why must Subaru come along? And what about poor Watanuki's spinal cord? Find out next time in Kamui's super awesome yes good christmas adventure!
Next chappy up after my 2-week vaction, Maybe before if I'm feeling creative. Review are always welcomed and wanted!
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