A/N for catspats31 , I may not agree with you , but I do plan to change the script writing next chapter , ( in fact I rather not do script writing . ) , and I do plan to make my own forum , by the beginning of chapter 5 , for im quite busy .

Me : Welcome back to SkpFans's Random Dares , today we have dares from two authors , and we 'll get to them straight away , first off The Multiverse champion .

Gooey : Kirby you must eat yourself .

Kirby : Um I don't think that's possible .

Gooey : It's possible if you believe .

Kirby : um okay ( swallows himself until he's a mouth . ) , how did I do that ?

Me : No idea ,( Turns Kirby back into his normal self .)

Grand Doomer : King Dedede , you must hit yourself with a rock .

King Dedede : well okay , ( Hits himself lightly with rock . ) , There you go .

Gooey : Let's throw rocks at Dedede !

King Dedede : wait , hold on ( Thousands of Rocks fly at Dedede , knocking him out . ).

Me : Poor Dedede , ( Wakes Dedede up . ) , Next up is LunaTheMoonGaurdian .

White Kirby : Marx you must drink as many cans of Red Bull and Mountain Dew as you can drink . Afterwards bounce off the walls all that you like .

Marx : Um okay , ( Tries to grab cans of Red Bull and Mountain Dew , but realizes he has no hands . ) , Hey Magolor buddy , you mind if you can feed me these drinks .

Magolor : Sure old pal , ( Opens every can , and Pours them down Marx's throat without stopping , until they were all gone . ) , Did that help you ( snickers . ) .

Marx : ( Finally chugs it all down . ) hmm , I feel all right , I mean ( Marx eyes dilate and a smile appears on his face . ) , Hey Magolor , you know I just heard a great song , want to hear it ?

Magolor : Sure . what is it about , Is it about a whale . ( Laughs . ).

Marx : No it's a song about being happy . " Happy , Happy Joy Joy , Happy Joy Joy . "

French Narrator : Two hours later .

( Studio is a mess , and the walls all have cracks on them while , Magolor Is currently hitting his head with a wrench . )

Me : I think we all can agree that Marx should never have Red Bull again .

Marx : But why ? ( Cries . )

Magolor : Do you want a lollipop ? ( Marx nods his head . ) Well here you go . ( Takes out wrench .)

Marx : Oh you . ( Starts running from Magolor , while the two smile . )

Gooey : King Dedede Must Cosplay as Honey Boo Boo for the rest of the chapter .

King Dedede : ( Dramatic Gasp . ) Yes , Honey Boo Boo is My Role Model . ( Runs off and comes back dressed as Honey Boo Boo , Burning Everyone's Eyes . ) Who wants sketty ( A/N Sorry if I'm spelling it wrong , but after seeing that one clip when it came out , I refuse to watch . ) .

Everyone : ( Flees . )

King Dedede : I'm going to go join a beauty pageant now bye .

Me : Good Riddance , Hold on we need him back . ( Transports Dedede back to studio , He's in a very short skirt )

Everyone : ( Goes to scrub their eyes with soap , and get Brain Bleach . )

Grand Doomer : Escargoon and Keeby , Go Kiss and Cuddle on that couch .

Keeby : What Kiss that old man , I would never .

Escargoon : Hey I'm Not that old !

White Kirby : Too Bad Its' a dare ( Hold Camera , snickering . )

Keeby : I'll have my revenge , White Kirby ! ( Kisses Escargoon on the couch and cuddles with him . )

Everyone : ( Heads back to get more Brain Bleach . )

Keeby : I'm scarred for life .

Escargoon : Hopefully that will never happen again . ( Keeby and Escargoon Looks at the audience . )

Gooey : Magolor Go watch every episode of why wuld you put that on the internet ?

Magolor : ( After watching the first episode . ) Um , Is it bad that I've already lost faith in the new gen .

Me : Well I'm offended .

Magolor : So .

Me : True .

Grand Doomer : Meta Knight , you are now Meat Knight for the rest of the chapter .

Meat Knight : Well the chapter is almost over .

Me And that's it for now , remember to send in your dares .

Mace ( My oc . ) : Bye Everyone

From Skpfan