Title; Rachel

Brittany's POV

*beep beep be-* I slammed my hand down to stop my alarm. I sat up and stretched making my tank top rise up my well toned stomach. I looked outside the window to the streets of NY still as busy as ever. I threw the covers off me and went to stand up when I felt something prod into my stomach. I looked down to see a huge tent in my boxers. 'Sigh morning wood' I think to myself. "Guess I'll have to sort that out first" I said to no one in particular.

"Don't tell me not live just sit and putter, life's candy and the suns a ball off butter don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade.."
'What the hell?' I thought, I slipped into my slippers and skidded across the hallway. "Guess you'll have to wait Lil B" 'in case your wondering Lil B is what I call my penis even though if we're speaking literally it Is no where near little'. I jumped down the stairs and rushed in the kitchen to find Rachel my best friend singing at the top of her lungs to no one in particular.

Rachel has been my best friend since 7th grade when I saved her from getting tossed into a dumpster. Me and Rachel couldn't be anymore different from eachother but you know what they say, opposites attract. Where I'm more defensive and rude and guarded, Rachel is obnoxious kind (sometimes, mainly selfish) and lets anyone in who puts up with her singing. But despite the fact that she talks about herself constantly and is forever singing she is a good friend and I do love her. "Rachel" "RAIN ON MY PAARAADE" "Rachel!" "PAARA-" "RACHEL BARBARA FUCKING BERRY" I screamed one last time and decided to slam my hand on the counter for a little extra oomf. She whizzed around confused but then beamed when she saw me.

"Good morning Britt and how are you on this fine morning? You ready for work? Did you hear my pitch just now it's getting so much better isn't it I-"
"Jesus fucking Christ rach calm down I've just got up I don't need twenty one questions right now and I don't start work till 7" I sighed, sometimes Rachel can be a bit to handle especially in the mornings. "And also how the fuck did you get into my house?" "Oh your right sorry, and I used the spare key under the mat.. anyways, come on time to get moving I would like to go and get an iced tea from Starbucks before our dance class, and there's two people id like you to meet there-"

"Woah woah hold on just a sec, when did you even meet these two people I've been with you every dance class? And furthermore you know I hate meeting new people" I exclaimed rubbing my temples with my index fingers. "Oh I met then whilst I was at the gym" Rachel explained "anyways they are lovely and they've heard a lot about you" "WHAT?!" I shouted out but then clamped my hand over my mouth when my 'what' echoed around the room. Rachel looked at me strangely but then realisation crept up on her face.

"Oh god no Britt I didn't tell then about your..you know" she gestured to my bottom half. "What about my other secret?" I asked not completely sure why I whispered. "Oh that's safe too don't worry, come on Britt please! If all goes well we can become really good friends together and maybe you can trust them enough to let them in.." Rachel went quieter as she said the last part not knowing how I'd react. "Fine I'll meet them but if there not my cup of tea or if they are too nosy then I'm gone do you hear?!" I pointed a finger at Rachel. I've had enough of trying to get to know people to then be shoed away when they find out my secrets.

"OMG yay thank you so much Britt" Rachel rushed forward and enveloped me in a hug. We hugged for a few seconds before she pulled back with a horrified look on her face. She looked down and then turnt as red as a tomatoe. "Um Britt" she coughed out and looked the other way. "Yeah?" I answered suspiciously. She looked at me then gestured to my bottom half, "um maybe you should sort out your..business.." I looked down and then smirked at her and said "oh did Lil B poke you? I'm sorry rach must be excited from you being around me" I winked at her and she started to get abit flustered.

"Whatever brittany just hurry up and go get ready!" She shouted then scooted off to the living room. I shook my head with a smirk and went to take care of my business wondering how the interaction with Rachel's two new "friends" would go.

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