Narrator: he was looking in the mirror as usual starring at his pretty cough YOU STICHED cough THEM cough WRONG cough cough little scars…
looks in mirror
Joker: 'Who the hell is that freak?! Oh yeah… me!!'
Narrator: Your right except for one little detail, I can hear you and you can't hear me… pause so there…!! Sticks out tongue
Skipping around blowing up the city as usual then starts singing 'Umbrella' while dancing some weird disco combination
Joker:
chorus
of himself
When the sun shine
We'll shine together
Told you
I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an
oath imma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more
than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand
under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh
eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my
umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella
eh eh eh eh eh eh)
one JOKER sings only
You can run into
my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
(come into me)
(there's
no distance in between our love)
So go on and let the rain
pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because..
Chorus of
himself
When the sun shine
We'll shine together
Told you
I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an
oath imma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more
than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand
under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh
eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under
my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella
ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
Joker: that's for you Harvey…!
Narrator: wow… Claps two times –pauses- then a third eh… that was……..
laughs because what he said was stupid
OMG! YOU LIKE HARVEY DENT! WTF!! Ha! Ha! Pause Ha! Pause Ha! Ha! Ha!
Joker: I keep hearing voices! And there talking back to me……………… Aahhhhhhhhhh…!!
Runs into brick wall, then cops arrest him…
utterly amused
Narrator: yep and those voices, are ME! The Narrator of this corny script!!
Joker: I'll get you for this… gasps you narrator!!... then he passes out
Narrator: if only he knew his life was going to chang… pause forever!