So...where was I ?

Oh...right!

I was walking down the hall counting money...when soddenly...I bumped into someone,

''Oh,sorry!'' I muttered while trying to get up.Money was all over the place.I picked it up and looked at the strange person I bumped into!

''Hi.'' He said.He was old and fat.I remember seeing him a round.He is a janitor or something.''Do you know who Bella Swan is?''

I looked at him again when he said my name.

''I am!'' I whispered because I'm so shy although everyone adores me.

''This letter came!It's for you!'' He told me in his old,dusty voice and handed me a small,white envelope.

''Thanks!'' I said and kept on walking down the hall.

I opened the letter and started reading it.

Dear Bella.I am very sorry for leaving you. BUT I'M DANGEROUS!

I want to come back,but I can't! Your smell makes me want to eat you!

I love you Bella.But not that much!

Why would he do that?Why would he write me a letter.Now that we have e.mails? I put the letter into my pocket and went home completely ignoring the fact that I just got to school.

When I got home I ran into my room and turned on my computer.I started writing him a message!

Edward!

I know you are afraid of hurting me but you have to tel me what can I do to make you stay with me.To make the smell disappear!

I sent a message to his laptop.Funny,I didn't know he had a laptop.I got of the chair and jumped on my bed.I lied there for few minutes and then I heard it.A signal that I received a message.I saw Edwards name and opened the message.

Try showering!

What!

Just that!Tell me something I don't know ! Nobody gets this kind of shit from their boyfriend.Not even Stephenie Meyer.And she masturbates to her own books.

So I made a decision.I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!

OMG...I just made a decision all on my own!

But,I have to do it soon.Before Charlie comes home.(Isn't it cool that I'm calling my father by his first name.I'm so rebellious).ANYWAY!

I have to do it soon.My time is running out! And this is totally not a reference to a song by Stephenie's favorite band MUSE!

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