NOW THE STORY IS NOT OVER THAT WAS ONLY THE BEGINING OF JACCOBS ODDESSEY (THANKS FOR THE VERY PASSIONED AND WASTED WORD ANNJULIE THE SPICY PEPPER) NOW THE "DRAMMA" OF THIS COMEDY GETS SO MIXED UP IT IS A DRAMATIC COMEDY. AGAIN NEITHER ANNJULIE THE SPICY PEPPER NOR I GOT ANY REWARD, BENNEFIT, NOT EVEN A SODA FOR WRITING THIS STORY.
CHAPETER 2
As Jaccob continued run through the forest, he was not paying attention to his surroundings, his eyes were crammed full of tears, after running for hours into the forest he finally hit himself against a hard object, he gets up and sees he has hit a tree branch, but it was not a typical branch it was a candy branch, he begins to pass his tongue all over the tree´s member.
Seconds after it appears Katy Perry.
KATY: What are you doing?
She makes a face as saying, are you crazy or what?
JACCOB: I was eating this delicious mint tree.
KATY: Hey don't you see this is a private property; I bought this magical forest area for my video…
JACCOB: I am sorry I did not know; I should go then.
KATY: No, why don't you come with me to my home?
JACCOB: I can´t sorry, I need to go find someone.
That someone was Edward Cullen who was the lesbian Bella´s husband; he had to tell Edward, Bella was lesbian.
KATY: Ok… I will need to stay here alone, with my sexiness.
Suddenly from the sky big, huge rocks fall over Katy. That made Jaccob look to the sky where he saw some UFO moving, he was amazed, but not that much. As a werewolf Jaccob have seen many strange, weird, awkward, abnormal things.
Jaccob finally found Edward he was at his home, Jaccob was not supposed to Cullen territory, but hard times, extreme methods.
EDWARD: Hey dude, what are you doing here?
Edward was drunk; he had been drinking without stopping for a whole week.
Jaccob understood the persons he knew in Phoenix were no longer how he thought they were, Bella had become lesbian and had her own emo lesbian girlfriend named Gloria, Edward is no longer that sexy vampire that appeared on The Twilight Saga, now he was fat, and his face looked like a foot, his pack now was modern and he was like a grandpa to them, Jaccob didn´t know how to use a cellphone, he doesn´t know what the word GÜEY means, and he can´t make faces while chatting. That was why his pack had thrown him away of the house. Now he was alone in this world. Or not? He decided to go out of the forest and try it in a new city. He traveled from Phoenix to Miami, his third werewolf made him not shine in the sunlight, but he was still cold as ice, and wanted to drink blood. His desire of human was not as strong as the one from the other vampires' desires, thanks that he was just one third and not a complete vampire.
Jaccob transformed to the horrible creature that looked like a mixture of vampire and werewolf, and ran from his original position to Miami.