Description: After an unwanted incident, Izaya finds himself in a life changing predicament. How will he handle this? And what will happen when Shizuo finds out?

Warnings: Yaoi, shizaya, underage, drinking, OOCness, Mpreg, lemons, fighting, the abuse of vending machines lol, adult themes, language and some other shit I cant think of XD

Disclaimer: Come on people...-sigh- I dont own Durarara...if I did shizaya would be in every episode, Shinra would have married Celty by now and had mini Celty's and Shinra's running around lol

"You and Me"

Chapter 2

'Suspicions confirmed'

1 Month Later:

Izaya was pacing in his living room. He knew it was possible considering the genetic mutation but...that still didnt make it any easier to look at the strip that turned blue for the twelfth time that day.

'Dammit...this is all Shizu-chan's fault...'

He felt like crying. This was something he knew he couldnt handle. Not at least on his own. He thought about calling his sisters but thought otherwise. 'They'd cause me too much stress...'

Just because it was Shizuo's didnt mean he wanted to abort the pregnancy. He was just scared. Very scared. With the business he just began, there was no way the child would be safe. But he would find a way. Some how.

'Maybe I should go see Shinra...There's no way I'm going to a regular hospital unless its absolutely needed...'

So with that in mind, Izaya made his way through Ikebukuro to his friends apartment. When he got there, though, Shinra seemed nervous about something. "He-hello Izaya-kun. How are y-you doing?"

Yep.

Something was definitely off.

"Well...I need to talk to you abou-" "OH GOD PLEASE DONT KILL ME! I DIDNT MEAN TO TRICK YOU TWO I JUST DIDNT WANT MY FRIENDS TO FIGHT ANYMORE!" Izaya could only blink dumbly at the distressed teen.

"Um...what are you talking about Shinra?" To this, Shinra was worried that Izaya was just joking with him. How could he not know what Shinra did to him and Shizuo? More importantly, what was the real reason for the ravens visit?

"Umm...never mind. So...what is it that you wanted to talk about?" Izaya fidgeted a little. Moving from one foot the the other nervously. This picked Shinra's interests.

Izaya never acted like this and he had a weird air about him. "Can we um...sit down?" The brunet nodded and led the way to the living room. Once both were seated, Izaya took a minute to do some calming breaths before he looked Shinra in the eye.

"Shinra...I know this is gonna be hard to believe but..." He couldnt hold it in any longer and let out a sob. Shinra looked at him confused. This wasnt how his friend acted. "Izaya, I'm sure that what ever it is, it cant be that bad. Just tell me so I can help."

Izaya looked at him with big, watery red eyes. "I'm...oh god...I'M PREGNET SHINRA!" And the crying progressed as Shinra tried to process this new piece of information. It took him a few minutes to realize that Izaya wasnt lying to him.

He was serious.

"But...wait...your male that cant be." Izaya kept his eyes on his hands.

"Its...its a birth defect...I...I have a uterus and ovaries but no vaginal area...though I have a connection rectally that could result in pregnancy. Natural birth is impossible...They told my parents that a pregnancy could result in death easily...but I refuse to abort because of this...Its not the babies fault."

Shinra was still in shock over the mere thought that a male could get pregnant. Then it all rushed back to him. He was partially to blame for this. He tricked his friends into sleeping together.

Oh man did he feel guilty.

But should he tell Izaya in the delicate condition that he's in? Fuck it. His friend deserved to know.

"Izaya...this is...kinda my fault..." Red eyes looked at him questioningly. "I kinda...drugged you...and had Celty get Shizuo drunk to try and get the two of you to sleep with each other. I hoped it would get the two of you to calm do- OW! What the hell Izaya? OW OW OW!"

Well...he asked for this.

"YOU BASTARD YOUR AS BAD AS SHIZU-CHAN!" He had his hands around his neck, chocking him, when he stopped. Izaya sat back down and sighed. Shinra coughed a few times, trying to get his breathing in order again.

"I'm...I'm sorry...its not like you could have known. You only had our best interest at heart...but next time you get some crazy idea to to get Shizu-chan and me together...tell me first."

They looked at each other for a second then began laughing. Shinra was the first to calm down. "So...can I do a few tests? Nothing terrible I promise." Izaya nodded and followed Shinra into one of his operating rooms.

2 Months Later:

Izaya was into his twelfth week and he was beginning to regret his decision. He was throwing up every morning and felt moody all the time. His body felt sore all over and he just couldnt stand it.

It being one of his good days, he decided to walk around Ikebukuro and maybe get some ottoro. Simon was having a special, so he decided on Russia Sushi. Big mistake.

He ate the delicious food too fast and made himself sick.

Trying to not let in ruin his day, he continued walking around till he reached a park and took a seat on one of the vacant benches. He breathed in slowly, letting it out with a serene smile on his face. The thought of the growing life inside of him making his face glow with happiness.

That is...until he heard the loud roar of a certain blond monster. "IZAYA-KUUUUUUUN!" Oh course. The big oaf just HAD to ruin his day.

Dammit he didnt have time for this. And fighting with him wasnt a good idea either. "Why hello Shizu-chan! How are you this fine day?" He bounced up from his seat and smiled at the blond.

Shizuo had, by know, ripped a lap post from the ground beside him. The raven hared teen figured the blond had forgotten about the incident that happened three months ago.

And unless Izaya thought he would get hurt and put the growing fetus in danger, he wasnt telling anything to the blond. "Dont play dumb with me flea. I've been hearing rumors about a young information broker really getting into his work. And I know full well that you started that shit not too long ago."

Izaya sighed.

Why was it that when he wasnt doing anything bad at all, this brute ALWAYS thought he was up to something? And to tell the truth, since the whole pregnancy thing, he wanted to do as little bad as possible in the shady business of an information broker as possible for the sake of the child's safety.

'Damn my life sucks right now...ugh now how to get away from this protozoan...' Just as Izaya was about to think of a good means of escape, Shizuo's phone began ringing.

He reached into his pocket and looked at the caller ID. The blond instantly had a smile on his face. Completely forgetting about Izaya, he walked off, answering it. "Hey Kasuka. How are you doing..."

Sighing in relief and thanking Kasuka for his perfect timing, Izaya made his way out of the park and made his way home.

Once inside his apartment, Izaya made his way to his couch and lay down, a hand absentmindedly placed over his stomach. "Dont you ever worry little one. I may hate your daddy but I love you..." Turning onto his side, hugging his body close with a gently smile on his face, Izaya fell asleep.

UGH I'M SO SORRY THIS IS SOOOOOOO SHORT! TT^TT

I've been soooooooooo busy with college work and my dog had surgery a few days ago...I have a new bunny that reminds me of Izaya so my mom and I agreed on that to be his name...I had to deal with 3 birthdays this month...my mom included -_-; I love her but she has expensive taste lol I think on her I spent about 2 or 3 hundred...then my aunt and cousin together about the same...-sigh- hmm...who's next in April...another cousin...I dont like him so I wont do much XD lol I'm such a bitch at times X3

anyway...I hope you enjoyed what I did get up...and I have a lot of ideas for the next chapter so it will get finished sooner...I just lost track on this one...PLEASE FORGIVE ME! TT^TT