-2016 MajorAnimeFan (Ayame)
The things you need to know before reading this fic:
Disclaimer: I do not own the any of the characters or Naruto. They all belong to K-Masashi, all I own is this plot and my journal, sadly '-'.
Warnings: (Eventually)
- Yaoi (BoyxBoy), don't like don't read.
- OOC (Out Of Character). This will be necessary, especially for Sasuke and other characters. I'll try not to make them too OOC. But sometimes we need it in order for these stories to make sense.
- Swearing. In hard situations, a few colourful words would never hurt.
- Self-Harm (Self Mutilation), These mean suicidal attempts and inflicting more pain to yourself.
- Deaths. Something I hate but people do die.
- Violence. Lots from Naruto, even some from Sasuke too.
- Humour. Such as innuendos and dirty jokes :). This really isn't a warning :3.
Thank you for the wait and sorry for it. Now for the story!. Enjoy!
Blood Betrayal
Pranks & Friends
Sasuke opened his eyes and glared at the white ceiling that stared back at him. Sasuke barely got any sleep since his roommate kept snoring.
I definitely take it back, I cannot survive with this idiot.
The raven did his morning routine and cleaned his side of the room yet again because yes, he was a neat-freak. After a few more minutes of looking in the mirror and trying to get the bloodshot look out of his eyes, Sasuke checked the time.
"5:35am? 55 more minutes until my alarm clock goes off, the idiot woke me up sometime before 5 in the morning" Sasuke mumbled then sighed and rubbed his forehead.
Sasuke smirked and went through his hidden suitcase that he grabbed from underneath his bed. This hidden suitcase contained all the things he needed to get rid of his roommate.
Kakashi was a fool, telling me I was getting a roommate 2 days before he was going to come. He should know by now that I am always prepared.
45 Minutes went by and Sasuke looked over the room with satisfaction and triumph. He checked his watch and quietly went out while grabbing some of his belongings.
The raven walked to the cafeteria, got his breakfast, and sat down near a table closest to the window. Sasuke checked his phone and smirked.
6:30am, time for phase 1. The idiot wont know what hit him.
Naruto jerked awake and accidentally banged his face into something hard only to get cold water splashed on to him.
What the fuck?
The blonde was fully awake and turned towards the shrilly sound that literally gave him a heart attack. What he saw made his blood boil.
There, right next to him on a small stool, was an alarm clock, still ringing, reading 6:30am, and on top of that was a note. Naruto slammed his hand on the alarm clock to turn it off and grabbed the note with shaking hands.
'Did you have a nice morning and shower? Idiot'
Naruto clenched his hands, crumpling the note in the process, and turned around only to muffle his scream in his pillow. Thats when he realised his whole bed was wet since freezing water was thrown on to him. So he actually wet his face again and dampened the water. Naruto clenched and unclenched his hands, leaving blood marks in his trail.
Oh no, the blonde wasn't pissed, he was livid.
I don't even fucking know who my roommate is, and yet he already hates me, for doing what? I don't have any fucking clue. I'm already getting bad-mouthed by this asshole too. Great day isn't it?.
Naruto quickly stripped out of his clothes and went to go open his closet, but failed. The blonde tripped on some wire and fell but his face was saved- by a plate filled with whipped cream.
How did I miss this shit, these are old pranks!. That little fucker!
The blonde's face was red with anger and half of the whipped cream was all over his face, add his wet hair to the picture and he would look similar to pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries. Naruto then lifted his head up to read the note on the floor and reached out to rip it into pieces.
'Look at your face, dumbass'
"When I fucking find out whoever my roommate is, he wont see the day again. I'm going to murder that little shit" Naruto mumbled angrily. He looked menacing and would even make infamous criminals step back in fear.
The blonde got up and quickly did his morning routine in under 10 minutes, including showering, and went to put some clothes on.
Here I was, going to sleep until 12 since we have orientation at 1 in the evening, but no!, a bastard stopped that from happening. Wait till I get that ass-hat. Just fucking wait.
Naruto took 30 minutes to calm down, he knew what he looked like right now and didn't want to scare people off. After another few seconds of taking deep breathes and counting up too 10, Naruto grabbed the things he needed and left.
The blonde checked the time on his watch and allowed a small grin on his face.
If its 7:30am, then I could eat breakfast and buy the pranking equipment I need before orientation.
Naruto put his hands behind his head while his eyes flashed with mischievousness.
Its time to fight fire with fire.
Sasuke snickered from his place near the windows. He put a camera at a high corner of the room so it wouldn't look noticeable and was watching what was happening to the blonde from his phone. Ah, technology truly is a pleasure to have.
He didn't even notice the 'I'm an Idiot' note on the back of his clothes. He really is a moron.
The raven turned towards the doors of the cafeteria. He was waiting for the blonde to come in since he left his room.
Sasuke smirked when his roommate entered the cafeteria, he can already see people snickering and pointing discreetly at the blonde, Sasuke then frowned when the blonde ignored them all with a blank face.
Its like they're not even there in his eyes. Is he used to this? Was this what Kakashi was talking about?,
The raven pushed all thoughts out of his mind, the blonde's past has nothing to do with him. So why bother?.
Sasuke watched the blonde order his food and sit down. He was confused because his roommate didn't make no move to come over to him and complain, let alone do anything.
Of course, he doesn't know who I am or what I look like, how could I forget?
Sasuke closed his eyes and after a few minutes of thinking he smirked and got up to make his way to the blonde. Another plan was already set in his mind. If he played his cards right, he'd finally be free of this idiot.
The raven took a seat in front of the blonde and made some noise in doing so to alert the boy of his presence.
"Hey, can I take a seat." Sasuke didn't wait for a reply, "Wait a minute I remember you, your in the Jōnin dorm right?" Sasuke started off with fake curiosity,
"Yes, your also in the same dorm?" The blonde started off a little suspiciously,
"Yup, nice to meet you, my name is-" The raven allowed only 2 heartbeats to think until he responded smoothly, "Sasuke Uchiha, what about you?",
"Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto responded confidently and took the raised hand Sasuke offered,
"So how are you, did you make any friends yet?" Sasuke cringed mentally at his friendly voice, the raven was not used to talking with emotion to other people.
Damn this is hard.
"I'm fine and nope," Naruto sighed, "Your my first friend" The blonde had a hint of sadness in his eyes but it left just as quickly as it came.
"Oh, same. So- do you know who your roommate is?, or what he looks like?" Sasuke said with fake enthusiasm.
Sasuke saw Naruto try to hide his clenched fists under the table and the raven had to hold back a smirk.
the blonde took a deep breathe and said non too happily, "No actually, but I'm pretty sure my roommate knows me"
"How come?"
"Well, he's been avoiding me since yesterday," the blonde sucked his teeth then said, "He also played a few pranks on me today, he even called me an idiot!, can you believe that guy. I wanna beat him into oblivion" Naruto said with resentment and rage.
"Yeah... My roommate is safe, but he doesn't look like he wants a friend" Sasuke lied smoothly.
Naruto just nodded and checked the time on his watch,
How did it become 9am that quick.. Need to leave early then, to get the equipments and plan this out.
"Sorry, Sasuke, I gotta leave" Naruto offered a smile, "We'll meet again?"
"Count on it," When Naruto turned away Sasuke spoke up, "By the way, you've got a note on your back" The raven smirked.
The blonde roamed his hands everywhere on his back until he found the note and pulled it forward to read it.
'I'm an Idiot', The note got crumpled in the blondes hands and he clenched his teeth.
"Thanks Sasuke, Cya!" Naruto responded with fake happiness and barely restrained anger.
The raven didn't reply but just stared at the blondes retreating back. He then snorted and left the cafeteria.
Stupid Idiot, he actually believed me.
Sasuke's plan was to pretend to be someone in Naruto's dorm so the blonde wouldn't suspect him of being his roommate. The raven had to admit that it was kind of smart. If he kept it up like this, he'll be able to get rid of the idiot in no time. The raven really wasn't the type to do something like this but if it meant him being alone without a roommate, he'll do whatever it takes.
Everything is going just as planned.
Naruto walked out the cafeteria with a frown marred on his face.
Well, that was strange and... new,
The blonde was actually kind of shocked that someone came up to him, when it should be him coming up to them.
Naruto headed outside to get the equipment he needed for his secret project R.U.T.O, which stood for 'Revenge Until Thats Over'. The blonde could come up with better names but he wanted this one to be the last 4 letters of his name, Naruto.
After 2 hours you can see a blonde boy holding maybe over 8 huge bags filled with pranking equipment. Naruto held 4 bags on his right arm and the other 4 on his left. A lot of people snickered, stared and glared for 3 reasons.
1- Naruto looked rather stupid.
2- You can see Naruto's muscles ripple each time he moves his arms so it doesn't lose blood-circulation.
3- Some people knew him and his past.
The blonde ignored them like he would back at home. No point starting up a fight you can't win, because you are right and they will always be wrong.
Just like how mother used to say it,
Naruto took a deep breathe and headed upstairs to his dorm, which reminded him about the friend he made during breakfast.
His name was.. Sasuke, the name sounds familiar,
The blonde furrowed his eyebrows, he was trying to remember that face somewhere in his memories.
Onyx eyes, raven hair, pale skin?
Naruto knew if he kept looking through his memories he will go back to where his mother and father was alive. So he gave up, he can always just renew this- well, whatever they were when they were youthful and young.
The blonde opened the room to his door then closed it and dropped his bags. He then proceeded to flex out his arms so they aren't numb anymore. After a few more minutes he quickly picked up the bags and dropped them on his side of the room and jumped on his bed with a pleasured sigh.
"Damn that was tiring" Naruto mumbled then yawned.
Naruto lifted up his right arm to check the time on his watch and groaned. 12:05 it read. The blonde was really hoping he would have time to take a 1 hour nap, but he has orientation to go to and he knew if he fell asleep right now, he would miss everything.
Naruto quickly took a 5 minute shower and wore a pair of fresh new clothes. This consisted of an orange sleeveless hoodie with a black shirt underneath and slim black sweatpants.
The blonde checked the time and realised he had about 35 minutes left. He looked at the hidden bags underneath his bed and gave a grin that threatened to split his face in half.
Naruto wiped the sweat off of his brow and checked the time.
12:55, time to leave.
The blonde grabbed his belongings and put his shoes on, he gave the room a second glance and smirked. That smirk turned into a thin line when he looked at the corner in his room, just where he found that hidden camera and took it down. He found out his roommate watched all the things that happened this morning and kept it.
The guy could use it for blackmail if he knew me, but instead he doesn't, Naruto snorted, Bastard is just being a natural ass.
The blonde put his own camera up somewhere only a professional prankster would find. Naruto could tell his roommate doesn't have any talent in pranking, since all he did was plain, easy and boring things.
Naruto spared 1 last glance around his room then shut the door and jogged his way to campus. He overheard people saying that it will be held outside since its a sunny day and there is much more space there.
The blonde walked up to this massive crowd of students and waited in the back, he was tall enough to see the big stage, where the president should be. Naruto briefly wondered how Hiruzen is doing. Its been a while since he's seen him.
A loud and strong but hoarse voice brought Naruto out of his thoughts.
"Hello everybody. My name is Hiruzen, the president of this place, and I welcome you to U.S.S, is our university awesome?, did you make any friends yet?" A man known as Hiruzen, the president of U.S.S, talked casually and playfully to everyone as a welcoming.
The blonde and hundreds of others roared a loud yes and Naruto catched Hiruzen's attention and winked at him. Hiruzen winked back and continued a speech about U.S.S and answered everyones questions.
"Hey, blonde-boy, I recognise you. Your the guy in my dorm 3 doors away." A deep happy voice said and Naruto turned around.
A brown-haired boy raised his hand to grasp Naruto's and shook it vigorously, "My name is Kiba Inuzuka, what about you?"
"Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto replied while grinning and shook Kiba's hand with just as much strength.
"Ah, Naruto eh?, lemme just call my friends over" Kiba said cheerfully, "Oi!, Shika, Chouji, Shino, get your asses over here!"
Naruto saw a group of boys walk slowly to their direction and he took the time to notice what they were doing that made them so slow. One boy looked like he was sleep-walking, one was eating a pack of crisps and the other one was just staring forward with his hands in his pocket.
And you would think everyone would be excited, Naruto snickered mentally.
"Another friend?", a boy who looked like he was sleep-talking said as he shut his eyes again, "How troublesome"
"Lets pretend you're not here you lazy-bum" Kiba rolled his eyes at the boy,
2 Other boys joined in, 1 next to Kiba and the other 1 next to the 'lazy-bum'.
"Sorry 'bout Kiba, he forgets everything in just a span of 2 seconds, just like how he forgot to introduce us" Kiba spluttered his disagreement, "Anways, My name is Chouji Akimichi, the 'lazy-bum' is Shikamaru Nara, my best friend and roommate, and the other is Shino Aburame, Kiba's roommate. Me and Shika just live 2 doors down." A boy known as Chouji said with a nod.
"Ah, name's Naruto Uzumaki, nice to meet you" Naruto replied with a smile.
Kiba let his eyes roam around everyone near the blonde and said unsurely, "Hey.. uh.. didn't you make any.. You know, friends yet?"
"I made one" Naruto sucked his teeth and shrugged the regular feelings off.
"Is this friend your roommate?" Shino muttered,
"No..," Naruto rubbed the back of his neck and quietly mumbled while looking down, "I.. don't know my roommate, because he is.. avoiding me and being an asshole I guess" The blonde looked up while pursuing his lips.
"Did you do something to him or is he just really being like one of those asses?" Chouji asked with a furrow of his eyebrows.
"Definitely one of those asses, he also pranked me" Naruto clenched his fists softly.
"Are you going to get him back?" Kiba asked excitedly and all the boys except Naruto sighed tiredly.
"Yeah,- by the way, have any of you got any idea of what my roommate looks like or who he is by any chance" The blonde asked with some hope.
All the boys shook their heads and Naruto nodded sadly.
Shikamaru opened his eyes and said "Your roommate has black eyes, black hair and pale skin. I remember seeing him going to the cafeteria this morning"
"How do you know?" The blonde said with curiosity,
"Photographic memory," Naruto let out a noise of acknowledgement, "If I see the guy I'll let you know"
"Thanks"
"Welllll- Naruto, lets talk about pranks and shit, I can tell your a master at it" Kiba put his arm around Naruto in a friendly manner and walked away,
"Them 2 are going to wreck the dorm" Chouji said between munching his crisps. Shino snorted at this.
"How troublesome"
Shino made a move to go follow the 2 boys so Chouji and Shikamaru followed in a slow pace, again.
Sasuke walked in his room with his hoodie covering his head and immediately went to the bathroom and locked the door. He flipped his hoodie off and took deep gulps of air.
"Damn persistent fangirls and idiotic pranksters" The raven mumbled while looking into the mirror, "They even messed up my hair, great"
Sasuke would admit to anyone that yes, by far this was the worst day he's ever had in university. First of all, since orientation was outside, fangirls from ages younger and even older than him immediately ran up to him and literally jumped on top of him.
Sasuke cringed, they were really heavy,
Second of all, his roommate was going to prank him back. The raven needed to be cautious since his camera was taken down so he really needed to be prepared for anything. Sasuke also needed to cover his face, since he made another plan of pretending not to be Naruto's roommate, if the blonde found out he literally mind-played him- some shit will go down.
I did not see this coming.
Sasuke covered his face again with his hoodie and was about to walk out of the bathroom until he slipped on something. The raven managed to save his head from hitting it, hard, on the floor. Sasuke put one hand on the sink and the other on the floor but immediately retracted both hands after he felt something sticky and wet.
"What the-" Sasuke looked at both hands and stared at them in disgust, "He put shit on the sink and piss on the floor, shit and piss", The raven grumbled and wiped it on his clothes. He already knew by now that his clothes were wet and that he needed a long shower so he didn't care.
Looks like he's returning my present with bigger gifts,
Sasuke carefully and slowly got up and made his way out of the bathroom and to Naruto's side of the room. He grabbed Naruto's blanket and pillow and dragged them over to the bathroom to put it on top of the wet floor.
The raven then grabbed the pillow and used it to wipe the sink so nothing was on there. Sasuke snorted and stepped on the blanket and the pillow to make sure it was thoroughly wet and shut the door. He then pulled his wet clothes off and also put them on the floor.
Sasuke turned the shower on and jerked back when he felt cold water hit him. He tried making the water cooler and more hotter but nothing was happening.
The idiot really anticipated this, Damn.
After a long, suffering cold shower, the raven got out and carefully evaded the wet places in the bathroom, including his clothes and the blondes blankets with the pillow.
Sasuke covered his head and body with his towel then went to his closet to get his clothes and pulled on whatever he found. After a few minutes he went to Naruto's side to get an orange top, wrapped it around his hand, and went to the bathroom to grab the blanket, pillow and his clothes.
The raven covered his nose at the horrid smell that emitted out of the things he grabbed and quickly went to the blondes side of the room to dump it all on Naruto's bed. Sasuke smirked in triumph when he saw Naruto's bed-sheets getting damp already.
The raven looked at the time, which read 6:45, and quickly grabbed 2 things hiding underneath his bed. He then headed to the door of his room and did his work. Sasuke backed up and snorted at the thing he's just done.
The raven then quickly went to his bed when he heard Naruto and other voices coming from outside of the room. He hid underneath the blankets so the blonde wouldn't get to see his face. Sasuke quickly put his sound-proof headphones on, shut his eyes, and pretended to be asleep.
Sasuke smirked from underneath the covers,
Paybacks a bitch.
Naruto slammed the door open then jerked back and immediately covered his ears. That loud sound. What was it. When the sound stopped the blonde shouted to his friends that he was fine and quickly shut the door.
Naruto looked at the back of his door and ripped the duck-tape off the air-horn and door. He threw the air-horn on his roommates side and managed to hit the bastard. The blonde knew that regular prank since he used to play it on Jiraiya every time. When Jiraiya would slam the door open, the handle will hit the air-horn that Naruto duck-taped on and scare Jiraiya. The blonde just got tricked by his favourite trick.
Stay calm, don't worry, he will pay, Naruto hissed mentally.
Sasuke silently took off his sound-proof headphones and smirked when the blonde threw the air-horn just on his right leg. He had to hold back from snickering at the colourful curses Naruto let out too. Surely the blonde had to expect this when he comes back, apparently he forgot to look at the camera to check if anything was wrong.
Not my fault that he's a moron, The raven mused.
After Naruto got changed into more comfortable clothes, he grabbed his schedule and frowned at it.
"Chemistry with Orochimaru on a Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Great" Naruto said with anger and sarcastic-ness.
Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows and cursed mentally, Chemistry with the idiot. Fantastic.
The blonde set his alarm clock to wake him up at 7 in the morning since he started classes at 8. He then grabbed one of his roommates clothing and took the smelly things off his bed and into his roommates laundry basket. Naruto shrugged.
The bastard brought it on himself, Naruto thought carelessly.
The blonde huffed when he saw his yellowish coloured bed-sheets and took them off his bed, he was careful not to touch the brown and yellow splotches. Naruto then throwed it to his roommates basket yet again and went underneath his bed to get his extra spare bed-clothing.
Sasuke heard Naruto throw something to his side of the room and knew it was the unrecognisable things that has piss and shit on it. The raven glared at nothing and thought dryly, Laundry will be fun.
Once the blonde fixed his bed-clothing he climbed on his bed and turned on his left side to glare daggers at his roommates back.
This was just the start for Project R.U.T.O, so the bastard better prepare himself for a war, Was Naruto's last thought until he fell asleep.
The raven heard snores coming from the other side of the room and put his sound-proof headphones back on. He knew that he will not get any sleep with how the blonde snores. The sounds Naruto makes could wake up the dead.
Loser reminds me of someone actually, Sasuke cleared that last thought and went to sleep.
-MajorAnimeFan (Ayame) 28/2/16-
I'm sorry if I didn't post the next chapter soon enough. I'm just letting you know that now I will post a new chapter every 1 or 2 weeks for any fic. So sorry for not warning you guys.
All the pranks in this has happened to me and my friends so trust me when I say 'I know how it feels' :(.
Thanks for the reviews, favs and follows so far. It really touched my heart and I literally could not stop smiling. Bless you all.
Well, See you all in the next chapter.
Bye For Reals ;)