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Drake had been planning on going out on a date tonight with Madison Stephens, but that plan was scrapped now that Megan had shown up. Josh would have offered to take care of Megan for the night, but he was working at the Premiere tonight and seeing a movie with Mindy. Drake had changed the plans. Now Madison was coming over, and the three were going to eat take-out.

"Who's the new girl?" Megan asked after Audrey and Walter left.

"Who says there's a new girl?" Drake didn't want to tell about the date just yet.

Megan gave him a look. "I know you, Drake. There's a new girl. Now tell me her name," she demanded.

Drake rolled his eyes. "Her name is Madison Stephens. She's coming over tonight for dinner. Be on your best behavior. No pranks. I mean it, Megan."

"I'll be perfect," Megan lied. She was already planning a prank on her older brother. Madison wouldn't last, just like Drake's previous rebounds.

Drake knew that Megan was already planning a prank, but didn't care. She had done so much over the years that he and Josh just let the pranks roll off them now. "You know that I was with Lisa for ten months," he pointed out.

"Madison's a rebound," Megan shot back. She knew that Drake had had real feelings for Lisa, but that relationship had ended three weeks ago.

There was a ringing in his pocket, and Drake answered his cell phone "Hello".

"I'm coming over tonight," Josh said.

"What's up?" Drake asked. He thought that Josh and Mindy would be trying to get over their problems.

"Mindy and I broke up for good this time. I know you have a date tonight, but Megan's staying, so I'm coming over," Josh explained.

"I'll see you later," Drake said, sighing as he hung up the phone.. At least Megan would have someone else to prank too.

"What'd Josh want?" Megan asked.

"He and Mindy broke up, so Josh is coming over tonight," Drake explained.

Megan shrugged. She had known that Josh and Mindy would eventually break up. They weren't really a great couple. "So what are we going to eat tonight?"

"Josh wants chicken wings, so I'm going to order that and pizza," Drake said. Josh hadn't exactly said what he wanted, but Drake knew his brother.

"I want pepperoni pizza. Can Janie come over tomorrow?" Megan asked. She wanted to see her best friend.

"I'll think about it," Drake decided. Megan and Janie in one room together was never a good idea. Janie tended to join in on the pranks.

"No you won't," Megan said. She knew that both of her brothers hated her best friend. Of course, they also hated every boy she wanted to date, but that was because they were overprotective.

Fifteen minutes later, Josh used his key to open the door. "Hi," he muttered dejectedly.

"You look sad," Drake observed. Although he hated Mindy, he understood how much his brother loved her.

"I am sad. My girlfriend and I broke up. Hug me brotha!" Josh said.

Drake and Josh hugged for a few minutes. Megan rolled her eyes. Her brothers hugged so much, and that got annoying sometimes.

"You want a snack?" Drake asked after he and Josh finally stopped hugging. Josh nodded, and the two brothers went into the kitchen.

Megan was thinking about her next prank. It now had to include Josh, something she really didn't mind. "What are we going to do after your date leaves?"

"We're going to watch TV," Josh told her. Celebrities Stuck in the Rain was on tonight, and he and Drake loved that show.

"I don't even want to know what you're planning on watching," Megan declared. Drake and Josh watched the stupidest reality shows in existence.

"You're going to bed early," Drake sing-songed. Megan's pranks tended to be worse the later she stayed up, so that's why had Drake had decided on an earlier bed time.

"I am not. I'm going to stay up late and watch TV in your room, which I now claim. Go change the sheets, because I know you do disgusting stuff in there," she ordered.

Drake could only stare at his younger sister. Josh tried to stifle a laugh. "Megan Elizabeth Parker, you're never doing anything I do. You're never going to do things with boys. Bad things will happen to them," he warned. He didn't trust boys around Megan.

"I don't have a boyfriend and I'm fourteen," Megan pointed out. She really couldn't believe how overprotective her brothers really were.

"Not even when you're older, Megs. We don't want any boys around you," Josh said. He didn't like any boy that showed an interest in his younger sister.

Two hours later, Drake let Madison into the apartment. "This is my brother Josh and my sister Megan," he told her.

"I'm Madison," Drake's date said. Megan noticed by the look on Madison's face that she was unhappy that Drake's siblings were here on their date.

"It's nice to meet you," Megan lied. Josh was looking at Madison, trying to see if he was good enough for his brother.

"You're so cute," Madison cooed. Megan sent a look to her brother, but Drake wasn't paying attention.

"I'm fourteen," Megan told her. Oh, yeah. Madison wouldn't make it past dinner.

"That's nice," Madison replied, confused. Why was Megan telling her how old she was?

About half an hour later, the four sat down to eat their take-out. Like Megan, Josh had already decided he didn't like Madison. He looked forward to the prank that Megan pulled on her.

"Madison is in college to become a lawyer," Drake explained to his siblings. He thought that was pretty cool, just like Madison thought Drake being a musician was awesome.

"That's great," Josh told her. He couldn't believe Drake was dating a girl that was pre-law.

"I want to save the world from criminals," Madison told them. Megan rolled her eyes. Drake glared at his sister, noticing the look.

"That's a good plan," Josh replied, wishing that he was far away from Madison. He wondered what Drake saw in her, but pushed that thought away. Drake saw something in every girl. It was a surprise that he hadn't made his way through every teenage girl in San Diego.

"What do you do?" Madison asked him. She was curious about that, because Drake mentioned his brother a lot.

"I manage Drake and I plan on becoming a writer," Josh answered. He had considered a job in the teaching profession at one point, but Megan's class had made him decide on a different path.

"You're Drake's manager?" Madison was surprised about that. Drake had never told her that before. Of course, she was still surprised to be dating a musician who had hit number one.

"Are you thirsty?" Megan asked innocently. She hoped that Madison would get to the sink before Drake or Josh. She wanted to prank the two, but Madison deserved to be pranked more.

"Yeah," Madison said. She got up to get a glass of water, and was promptly surprised when water began spraying all over her.

Drake got up to help her, while Josh struggled not to laugh. "Megan, greatest prank ever," Josh whispered to his sister. He was so glad that Madison had been the recipient of a prank instead of him and Drake.

"Thanks," Megan whispered back. She was so glad that the prank had gone off as planned.

Madison left Drake's apartment very angry and broke up with him at the same time.

The pranks and fights would get worse in the coming days, but neither of the Parkers or Josh knew that.