june 28th 2016

Penguin HQ

7:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time

(Skipper's POV)

We stood in front of Kowalski hastly rebuild cloning machine. "The Clone-o-tron 2.0 is ready," Kowalski said, "I just need a vail of MacGuffium 2-39." "Again?" I said. "Don't worry I have some in the storage closet. "That place is a death trap…Private!" "Right away Skipper!" private replied. "You should know what the macguffium looks like!" (Private's POV) I entered the closet and pasted a bunch of artifacts from our many adventures…One of Shen's cannons sticked out from the shadows, the two broken halfs of the crystal staff of arendelle was on the ground next to a glass case with the feather of the crystal falcon. The North Wind's Jet's packs that we got as a gift was leaned against the back wall. In it's own display case was the sword of general shinjin and next to that was one of Kai's blades. A model of the tower of scared flame was hidden amoung Skipper's ship in a bottle collection. A bookshelf lined the back wall with all the editions of Skipper's log arranged by year. The snowcone machine that buried new york in snowcones was laying on it's side.

The Elistist of the elite award stood on a shelf along with Dave's snowglobe collection. Also amoung the pile of objects was, Julian crown (with the smug on it), the helmet, the model of blowhole's base roger destroyed, the blueprints for the superplane, a map of the s.s. act III, my steel penguin suit, The small container of medusa serume we stole, the flag from capture the flag, Darla's groove jar, the comic books that inspired our superhero alias's, A tooth from the indomius rex, the medusa ray, the ruined remains of the infared herring toaster, the ruined remains of the transmatterer, Kowalski's picture of Doris, the machine that could tell someone's gender, the love-u-laser, a map of venice, a map of the london underground, A North Wind calender, the superray, The De-Gowser, a menu for Dragon Warrior Noodles and tufo, a Fur Power circus tour schedule, a disconnected Dalek gunarm, a smashed up Cyberman arm, the North Wind's jet instruction manual, and on the top of the pile the key to the lost treasure of the golden squirrel.

I picked it up and looked in the eyes but as the treasure was destroyed the key had no affect. "Not interested," I replied. I then found the vial of Macguffium 2-39 which was next to the hot sauce bottle with the truth serum. I grabbed the macguffium and unintentionally set off a trap that I should have expected. A gaint boulder appeared and started to roll toward me. I ran really fast and as I ran I thought to myself, "Why do we have an Indiana Jones and the temple of doom boulder in our closet?" I managed to get out and close the door behind me Kowalski grabbed the vial of Macguffium, "we really need to clean that closet out." "YOU THINK?" I shouted. "Don't care," Skipper said, "Now let's clone this what…" "Waitaha," Kowalski said. "Right," Skipper said.

(Skipper's POV)

Kowalski loaded up the Macuffium and then started the machine. "Alright! Mr. Rico," Kowalski said, "The feather!" Rico hacked up the ziplocked bag and then took out the feather. Kowalski dropped the feather in the DNA core and then went over to the main switch. "Skipper, is it safe this time?" Private said. "Not even close…that's way I like it, Hit it!" Kowalski was about to pull the switch when Dode dropped thru that hatch. "Whoo!" He shouted, "I'm the staring contest compainion of the world!" "Rico…ring-a-ding special." Rico hacked up a ringing payphone. I picked up the phone and pretended to have a conversation… "Hello…why yes…you can't admit defeat I see…are you sure…Okay, I run it by dode…" "It's the dodo," I said, "he's looking for a rematch…" "Then I will beat him again no matter how long it takes!" Dode then ran out of the base and headed back to the meusem.

"Dodos…" Kowalski replied. "I heard that…" Dode replied. We all went topside and confronted the bird, "What are you doing here?" I said. "I just wanted to see my penguin duds," Dode said. "we're are not…" "What is going on in here…" Alice said, "Hey Dodo come here!" Alice cornered the dodo, "Wait a minute…a dodo? An extinct bird in my zoo?" Alice picked up a radio, "Hey, Maurice! I think we'll finally have a use for the red rodison slasher habitat…" "Like what?" he said. "What could possible be the last Dodo in existence," Alice said. "This Zoo is going to get rich!" Zookeeper Maurice said, "You have a cage…" "I was about to bring the penguins to the dentist…" "THE DENTIST!" Kowalski shouted running towards the water. "But I think the dentist can wait." Alice took out a cage and stuffed dode into it. "Help!" Dode shouted, "I don't want to be stuck in this dump with you people!"

"Excuse me?" Roy said. "I thought the penguin got rid of that dodo!" Julian shouted. A New York 1 Action News flew overhead and landed nearby. We rushed down to the TV to see the news boardcast, "This is a New York 1 Action News special report…Here's Chuck Charles live from The Central Park zoo…" Chuck Charles came on screen, "This is Chuck Charles reporting of the Zoologically find of the century…a famous bird that was long thought extinct…The Dodo. Scientist have also stated that the Dodo was wiped out when the Europeans first set off exploring the world. But now those very same scientist are happy to be proven wrong. What the zoo believes to be the World's last Dodo has suddenly and mysteriously appeared in the zoo. Now this isn't the first time extinct animals have been seen in New York…The first time was that horrifying event we now call the prehistoric invasion…." I glared at Kowalski, "I still blame you for that." "I know," Kowalski replied shuddering at the memories. Chuck charles then interview Zookeeper Alice, "You can visit the Dodo in the petting Zoo while we build his new habitat." "I see you are currently on route to bring the dodo to the petting zoo." The Camera zoomed in on Dode. "You seen it here first!" Chuck Charles replied, "And also…Your not getting that date with scooter…I'm still mad about the blue hen scam…" "I'll give you a authentic burt the elephant print," alice replied.

"No thank you," Chuck Charles said as Alice walked away, "Now wasn't that a fad…" "OH COME ON NOW…STUPID ART CRITIC!" Burt shouted. "The New Dodo habitat will be opening in a couple weeks…meanwhile scientist are desperately trying to find a mate for this new dodo so the species can contiune. We'll keep you updated on this story here at New York Action news…And we're out." "This has been a New York 1 Action news special report…we now return to the interrupted episode of The Lunacorn show." "Yeah!" Private said. "I don't think so," I said, "we better head to the petting zoo and ensure that Dode won't drive Randy the sheep insane." "Dode will drive randy insane the instant he get out of that cage." "Don't worry What…" "Waitaha!" Kowalski said. "we're bring you back from extinction soon enough…" As we left the base we were unaware that the screen on the cloning machine was flashing, "New program accepted from Hans the Puffin…ignoring Waitaha Penguin DNA…Cloning of the illustrious King "Ringtail" Julian the 13th selfproclaimed king of the lemurs lord of the ringtails ect, ect, ect. Initated…."

(end of chapter Two)