ME: *still chasing Mr. D* DO IT! :(

Mr. D: NO! *still runs*

The two run in circles around Edward.

Edward: These two are occupied at the moment. We disclaim all that is not theirs. I'm just part of the story. *shrugs and walks away while writer is still chasing Mr. D*

Those eyes are frightening beyond belief. I can't escape them even in the thorn bushes. I was scrambling out when the thorns suddenly enveloped me into a thorny maze. Everywhere I turned I saw those eyes and eventually I gave in. The scary-looking guy held his cloaked arms open in welcome and I rushed forward…straight into those arms.

I got to my full potential of seventy even one-handed push-ups. I love my brother but he can really screw with a girl's morning routine, you know? I eventually got into the shower, cautioning around the soap, and made it through without another bump. It seems that without Derek things go smoother than normal. I was betting he was still out, training as a wolf. I was very proud to have a wolf as a brother. Most people can't say that. I got changed, this time into a button-down blue plaid tunic with a brown leather belt at the lower waist and pair of dark wash skinny jeans with my same boots as yesterday. I straightened my hair and left it down before crimping it into waves of glorious gold. I'm very proud of my hair, thank you very much. I even had time to paint my nails so I painted them a navy blue to match my outfit to day. I looked calmer today and I was happier today. I had a new development in my sibling and no one had bothered my morning routine. I also got through bathing without any injuries or casualties. I had the sleeves on my tunic rolled to the elbows like how it was meant to be. I also sprayed my hair with some anti-frizz serum before exiting the bathroom. "You look happy, Jeanie," Picky Vicky welcomed me downstairs. I nodded as I sat down at the dining room table, ready for my breakfast. This house was modest for my mom's taste and I was happy she chose something more…inconspicuous. "Do you have any clue where your brother is? I didn't see him come in last night or wake up this morning." She said. I rolled my eyes at her ignorance. "He left early." I said as I bit into my toast. Picky Vicky smiled at me.

"Well, that means I get to drive you to school today then." Picky Vicky said and I froze mid-bite, the toast dangling from my mouth. "Very well, however we cannot take the convertible." I said. Picky Vicky pouted at me. "Why not?" She whined. "Because it is pink, Picky Vicky," I said. It was pink; very pink. I would never be seen in that car, even if I didn't care what people thought of me. It made me disgusted and also made want to lick it to see if it tasted like Pepto Bismol too. She let out a sad whine before sighing. "Very well, we'll take the minivan." She said. I nodded in approval as I went back to my breakfast.

General Greene barked questions at each of us in order in the alphabetical line for our monthly quiz. When he finally came up to me and barked my question (that I knew) I completely ignored it. "Sir, you need a Tic-Tac, sir!" I barked back boldly. His face quite literally got purple. I smiled proudly at my answer. That was an answer no one would dare use.

"Oh, Jean!" Renesmee called as I exited Picky Vicky's teal minivan. I smiled politely at Renesmee before noticing who had his arm draped around her shoulders in a very affectionate manner. She must be his imprint. The Pack Alpha had his arm draped casually and protectively around Renesmee's shoulders and I merely smiled at that fact.

"Good morning, Renesmee." I said before turning to the Pack Alpha. "Have you found Derek yet?" I asked with eyebrows raised. He shook his head and I merely shrugged before turning back to Renesmee. It would seem odd if I didn't ask about him. "Oh, Jean, this is Jacob, my boyfriend." Renesmee said, gesturing at the Pack Alpha in a very game-show-prize-revealing gesture. "Oh, yes, we met yesterday in the woods, I recall." I said and held out my hand to shake his. His hand completely engulfed my hand in the shake before quickly releasing it. "You see, I had gone out to get some fresh air with my brother because he was running a very high fever." I said to Renesmee when she gave us a suspicious look. She gave a realizing look and I nodded. "So, that was why your brother wasn't in lunch yesterday?" Renesmee questioned and I nodded. "He seemed to have run out on me. He does that quite often." I said. "Wow, he doesn't seem the type." Jacob said. I smiled at him, making my face confused. "I apologize but how would you know?" I questioned politely. Jacob blanched. "Um, I just met him yesterday and talked to him a bit." He said. I nodded as if this explained it all.

"Yes, well, I haven't seen him very often in my life because he's very popular so I believe that this is typical attitude." I said. "Wait, you 'don't see him often'?" Jacob questioned. "I've gone to military school since I was six years old." I said. "I got expelled last year for rebellious attitude." I said. The pair exchanged glances for a second before cracking up. I knew what they were thinking; I was so polite no one would suspect rebellious attitude. However, people here are very polite to me so I am very polite to them. I merely rolled my eyes at their assumptions. I had my hands clasped behind my back when suddenly two people came up to us. I was guessing that they were the other wolves. So where did that leave my brother? I smiled at the two wolves briefly as Renesmee and Jacob calmed down. "Oh, Jean, this is Caleb and Lyle." Jacob said. I nodded politely at the pair. They exchanged glances before hesitantly nodding back. "She's a very polite person." Jacob said. "And Derek's sister." Jacob said, emphasizing that fact. Caleb and Lyle's mouths turned into wide O's and they looked at me, realization dawning. "Well then, it's very nice meeting you." Caleb said, jumping in front of Lyle to shake my hand. I politely shook his hand before Lyle gave him a glare then turned back to me. He pulled me into a large bear-hug rather than a handshake. Jacob cleared his throat until Lyle placed me back down on the ground. I plucked at my outfit in a finicky manner before smiling up at the quartet. "Sorry; bet you're not used to that at military school." Jacob said jokingly. I nodded, letting a chuckle escape my lips. "It's quite refreshing." I said to him and he nodded, grinning. I knew he was thinking I'd fit right in.

"Oh, meet me at lunch so I can introduce you to my family!" Renesmee cried out in realization. I nodded to her in confirmation. She giggled at my state, with me clasping my hands behind my back and standing up straight. "You can relax around us," Renesmee said. I smiled and shrugged again. "It's a permanent state of mind rather than an action of the muscles." I said. Renesmee slumped and shook her head disapprovingly. "Alice will kill you for not relaxing." She grumbled. "However, she will think it's very lady-like." Renesmee said to keep it up-beat. I grinned at her attempt and nodded. "Do you have any clue when Derek will be back?" I asked Jacob, attempting to look concerned. "Oh, a couple of days maybe; he said he needed a bit of a break. I guess it's a bit overwhelming." Jacob said. Should I let him off easy or test his limits? Curiosity would show that I didn't know however letting him off easy would prove to be a polite manner. I settled with a compromise. "I suppose he got overwhelmed easily. He said that this school was a 'Goddess Central'." I said, quoting his words from yesterday. Jacob snapped and nodded as if he had been trying to remember that. I knew though that Derek had been rather preoccupied with his change to think of the school as that around Jacob and the wolves.

"I beg to differ. Despite the many attractive students, Gods and Goddesses have been known as such for being the beauty amongst all beauties." I stated. It was a known fact and comparing anything to a God would only set standards higher for a God. The four friends stared at me for a second before cracking up. I blinked at each of them before rolling my eyes. "Hey, let's get to class." Renesmee said. "Wouldn't want you to be late for your second day," She stated as we headed inside.

I sat on the cold tiled floor; scrubbing it with the purple toothbrush and humming to the tune of "Eat You Up" by Boa. I eventually got to the wall with it then headed back to do another coat of cleanliness just as Dominic decided to come in. "Hey, Jeanie; what'd you do this time?" He asked as he went over to the urinal. I rolled my eyes and sighed. "I told General Greene that he must really be desperate if he was attempting to 'search for weapons' when someone told him that I carried a couple of knives on me." I said. "Are you?" Dominic asked. "Yes, but that is beside the point." I said and we shared a nice laugh at that. Dominic disappeared transformed three days later.

I stepped into the lunch line and began to place several items on my tray then getting my main course before looking out into the crowds in the cafeteria, searching for my first friend. Renesmee waved her arms eagerly at me and I smiled at that as I walked over to her with my food. Jacob, Lyle and Caleb were all hungrily eating their lunches while a separate family merely picked with theirs to hand off the illusion of eating. The bronze-haired boy and the brunette were here, just as I had expected. "Okay, we are the Cullens, now to introduce each of us." Renesmee said, prompting her family. Some of them looked up while some merely kept staring down at the table. Caleb and Lyle, having already introduced them, were still eating. "I'm Bella," The brunette said and held her hand out across the table top. I politely shook it, smiling in gratitude at her. She nodded in understanding. "I'm Emmett!" A bit burly guy said, offering his hand as well. As soon as I took his hand he pulled me over the table into a great big bear hug. Lyle rolled his eyes in stubbornness, a little angry at having Emmett copy his move. Once I was settled back in my seat, blushing like a maniac the others began to introduce themselves. "I'm Alice," A soprano voice said. The voice was matched with a black-haired pixie, smiling eagerly at me. I shook her hand as well.

"This is Jasper," Alice said, gesturing to the blond boy beside her. It was obvious to me, amongst a small amount of others, that Jasper had many battle-scars. I nodded in greeting to him, knowing he wouldn't say anything. He was obviously the weakest of the family. "This is Rose," Emmett said, pointing down at a blond girl who glared at him angrily. I nodded at her too though she didn't nod back. "And I'm Trey," A separate voice said from behind me. I would've jumped had I not been used to much louder voices popping out of nowhere. I turned and smiled politely up at this person. If he was not a God, he was at least an Angel. He was easily the most beautiful out of the whole family, directly adjacent to Renesmee's standards. He had dark brown hair that easily flopped in front of his right eye but went no lower than that. His dark gold eyes showed he was newest to the family as the others' eyes were brighter. His strong structure was built up happily and he was carrying a tray of food. He was wearing a black T-shirt under a white and silver pinstriped dress shirt that was unbuttoned with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows to reveal strong forearms. His dark jeans were heavy enough on his form that was so obviously going to be taller than me as soon as I stood up. He also wore a pair of black and white Nikes that were remarkably clean despite the constant precipitation. His tray consisted of pudding, salad, etc.

I held out my hand to him and he easily balanced his tray on one hand to shake it. "I'm Jean," I said. My voice was surprisingly light to especially me. Trey offered a dazzling half-smile that was brilliant on his features. "Nice to meet you," He said and even his voice was lighter as well and all Cullens (excluding Alice and Edward) gaped at the meeting. "Very nice to meet you," I agreed breathlessly. Renesmee and Alice exchanged a squeal and a fit of giggles which snapped me back to reality. I felt a blush crawl steeply onto my cheeks and I immediately turned away from him. "Um, right," I said, clearing my throat. Renesmee squealed even more while Alice gave me a knowing look. "Any news on my brother, Jacob?" I said to Jacob, my voice reaching a very high octave. It didn't help when Trey sat directly next to me. Jacob snorted and shook his head absently before remembering the seriousness of this matter. "Oh, um, nope," Jacob said. I made my face fall and I sighed. I was the perfect actress. Edward looked slightly confused then realization dawned inconspicuously on his features, making him glance at me for only a second. A second that I caught.

ME: DO IT! *whacks Mr. D on the head with 2x4*

Mr. D: *dazedly answers, swaying heavily from blood loss* It's the end of the chapter and we must leave. We own none of this, neither the songs nor the book of twilight.

Edward: *reenters room and looks impressed* so how'd you get him to confess such a thing?

ME: What do you mean? I'm the writer. I can control you all…. *evil look crosses writer's face*

Edward: For once she's not distracted with beating a poor Mr. Disclaimer and now she decides to become insane. No, wait, she was already insane. *exits room, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration*