Day 2
This day began just like the previous one. Football, dullness, and labs just like before. Finally the break began and Lisa and Kelsey went to their usual hang-out bench. Thas right, my peoples have a whole bench to ourselves! Oops, maybe I forgot to mention, our awesomicle OCs are my lovely bunches of actual peoples I call friends! They were both wondering if someone was actually going to show up for class this time. As you may have noticed, I, codenameangel, am now adding my own personal little notes because I like talking to you people!
When the warning bell rang, Justin and Christian came from the library (their hang-out spot which my group occasionally invades XP) and they all walked to the business building (because strangely enough, that's where our English class is held) together. When they got to the classroom there was a sub sitting at Mr. Brent's desk.
He looked about twenty-four and had dark hair pulled back in a messy pony tail. Yay! Shigure appears! Yeah, he…what?...Duh, of course this is Shigure! Who did you think it was? He was reading a book in some foreign language. They took out their things and sat at their seats.
The substitute took off his glasses and stood up. He was wearing a Japanese-style kimono. Honestly, he looked more like a sushi bar owner than a teacher.
"Hello class," he said pleasantly, "I am Shigure Sohma and I will be your sub for the next week or so."
All of the students looked at him as if he was crazy. Shigure walked over to the desk and pulled out a huge box of books.
"Now, I know you were assigned to read 1984, but I thought you should read something that would actually interest you. Hey! 1984 is not that bad! So come up and grab a book. Can you guess what's coming?
Everyone got up and grabbed a book. There were three different titles in the box. Lisa grabbed one titled Beach Paradice. Er, I think that's supposed to be Paradise. Yeah, I'll be changing that from now on. As she sat down she noticed that the author was Shigure. The last students finally sat back down and Shigure put the box away. "As you probably noticed," he continued in his pleasant voice," I wrote them. I need opinions from you because my editor can not handle the stress. Y'know, I honestly feel sorry for Shigure's editor. You have three days to finish and right detailed reviews. You may begin now. So yeah, basically he ordered the teenage students to read and review his porn. Heck of a teacher, eh?"
When the students attempted to read the books they found that half were in Japanese and the ones written in English were…without going into detail, they were weird to say the least.
Christian closed his book and threw it at Shigure's head. Then when the bell rang he was the first one out of the room. Which should really tell you how badly he wanted out of there, cuz he's the farthest person from the door. Everyone was confused and irritated. Lisa and Justin decided to confront the sub about the creepy books.
I guess I don't really need to put an author's note cuz y'all have heard enough of me from the notes. Oh well! Rate and review por favor!
Much love,
codenameangel (and the giraffe otter, courtesy of codenameangel)
p.s. Giraffe otter is the author's nickname. Identities of these peoples will be revealed later!
p.p.s. Okay, I am such a total idiot I typed up this chapter not realizing I had already typed it. But I like this version better cuz it's more fun, so here ya go!