Chapter 2
C3po
Tell him that the Skywalker family always liked R2 better then him.
Tell him Han got permission from his wife to Scrap him For parts.
Let the Solo Twins reprogram him to do stupid things.
Tell him Who Built him.
Next time he complains on a mission tell him to implant a spine.
Have Luke take him apart then have R2 Put peaces of him all over the galaxy.