New chapter yeah! Who does Lee flirt with first? None other then Neji's own…

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"So Where do you want to start our date Neji?"

"How about we stop by-"

"OH MOST YOUTHFUL TENTEN!!! I, MUST, ASK…"

"What do you want idiot?" Naruto, walking down the street to Hinata's…

"Nothing! I didn't even talk to you!"

"Not you idiot! The idiot with the eyebrows of bigness."

"Oh, well then whatever."

"TenTen, we are friends correct?"

"Yeah? So what?"

"Please…BE MY GIRL FRIEND!!! I WILL PROTECT YOU UNTILL THE DAY I DIE!!!!!!!!!"

"…"

"…" Lee was blushing and smiling waiting for TenTen's answer.

""Lee,…I am going to kill you now."

"No TenTen I'm your boyfriend, let me kick Lee's butt."

"Your such a gentlemen Neji!" She kissed his cheek and Neji had to check himself to stop him from falling on his own butt.

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We return after the fight to find Lee face first in the garbage bin behind the ramen shop.

"Hey kid. You flirt with someone else's girl?"

"Yeah…"

"Tough luck." The intern looked at the cold pot of ramen he was supposed to poor out…"Oh well, he's already had a bad enough day. This wont make a difference." So he poured the entire pot on poor lee's head.

"I deserved that…yuck, now I smell bad…but that is what I deserve…I am also sticky! I did not deserve that! Eww!"

"Oh well."

"Your not a nice kid! You are just as unyouthful as I am right now!...I need a shower…"

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Lee angry about what happened earlier decided to take a dip in the Konaha hot springs,(after his shower of coarse). Who else did he see? But the pervy sage himself.

"Jiraiya!"

"Hmm? Oh, the bushy browed kid Tsunade fondled over for a while. What do you need?"

"Teach me how to get a girl!"

"You want my help?" He looked around for Naruto. He's always pulling stuff like this.

"This is no joke! I really want a girlfriend!"

"…Well, since you asked so nicely, I guess I can give you a few pointers."

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!" He gave Jiraiya a hug.

"No doing that or I'll set to up with a dog in disguise. Got it?"

"Got it Jiraiya sensei!"

"Sensei…boy this will be something…"