Hello, readers! I'm back and fully functional! Now since the errors are out of the way (dealing with school), I manage to retrieve and review some of the most stupidest SpongeBob ever made! But before I start all the alternative endings, I want to do the countdowns first. Why? Because I can't stop thinking which episode of SpongeBob is the most grossest, so I decide to do a Gross-Out Countdown.

Here is a list (in order): Rock-a-Bye Bivalue(19),Trenchbillies(18), No Nose Know(17),Whelk Attack(16), SquidBob TentaclePants(15), The Curse of the Hex(14), Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful(13), Barnacle Face(12), Accident Will Happen(11), The Donut of Shame(10), Fungus Among Us(9), Greasy Buffoons(8), The Battle For Bikini Bottom(7), The Gift of Gum(6), Pets or Pests(5), A Pal for Gary(4), To Love a Patty(3), House Fancy(2), and last, The Splinter(1).

Note: Crossover comments will be included.

All Copyright goes to their rightful owners.

Number #19 – Rock-a-Bye Bivalue

This is one of the only classic episodes in this countdown. Back where SpongeBob used to be funny! Throughout the entire episode, SpongeBob and Patrick found and raise a little baby scallop, or in this case, a clam. In the series, the clams are supposed to be dangerous and deadly in several episodes. Here, this one is just a baby.

*Regular Show*

Margaret & Eileen said together,"Awwwwwwwwwwww"!

I agree too. I've love the little critter. While taking care of the baby with decent jokes, a dirty detail, and a scenario, SpongeBob seems to do most of the work more than Patrick, whom is doing nothing but watching television the past few days. Here's where the gross part comes in. No thanks to the lazy starfish, HUGE amounts of diapers were laying around everywhere around the pineapple, because he is FOCUSING on the TV instead of taking care of his business. Speaking of business, his so called "work" was actually watching television instead of going to a real job.

*Regular Show*

Benson yelled, "GET BACK TO WORK! NOW!"

At night, Patrick fools around again and got himself caught by SpongeBob. While arguing, Junior falls off the window, which triggers an alert on both "parents" and it seems he's flying again. This episode was great. The entire thing was a classic, but no offense, but the entire episode wasn't too much to talk about. And I hope all of those diapers isn't on top of Squidward's house.

Number #18 – Trenchbillies

Okay, now this is an episode that I can put my critical claws into. The episode starts with the duo's usual Jelly Fishing episodes. They love jelly fishing, do they? Anyhow, after accidentally headed down to a giant trench, the duo finds themselves in a town full of redneck stereotypes. First the French, now this? Come on! It reminds me of Karate Island, and it's a actual comparison to Rock Bottom. Now, SpongeBob and Patrick seem to be captive and the only way to get out of there is to succeed pointless tasks before they get themselves killed.

SpongeBob said, "Well, Patrick even though you won, it looks like he was the real star. Hahaha." (Patrick smiles)

*Madagascar*

Private said,"Well, this sucks!"

No kidding. Of course, this episode is part of that crappy series called Legends of Bikini Bottom. Seriously? Can believe its part of that! Plus, did anybody find this episode very disturbing? A single nasty family in a middle of nowhere town with multiple amounts of messed-up details with a bunch of mortally deformed offsprings...

Oh hell no! Are those writers really suggesting...

INCEST

So glad this part of my Gross-Out Countdown. I think that's what the message is in this. Anyway, both of those now messed-up cowards finally manage to live, but only for one condition. They have to take care of the mother for eternity, but they immediately refused. Then a chase scene occurs and the sponge and sea star headed back to the Krusty Krab. Hold on! How on earth can they get out of that trench that quick in a weird 90 degree right angle? Did they climb, or they just found a way out? Anyway, all the rednecks have calmed down and enjoyed eating Krabby Patties. Okay, here comes the worst ending! Mr. Krabs decides to turn Ma into the "Customer in the Week", but was misunderstood by Cletus of his mother getting hitched. WHAT. THE. HELL?! I hope Pearl does not find out about this.

*Surf's Up*

Lani sighed, "Oh, crap!"

Number #17 – No Nose Know

I really hate this episode! It basically about Patrick getting a new nose since all of his friends have one, which doesn't make sense because in The Battle for Bikini Bottom, it's another way around. After getting a nose stitched up to his face, he seems to enjoy smelling in a weird kinda way. But, it ends when he smelt the garbage, and his own rock.

Patrick said in fear, "I cannot take these conditions!"

That line was used in another episode. (Slide Whistle Stooges)

After all of that scrubbing and cleaning, Patrick gets too involved about the bad smells in a sort of bad way, like throwing away Squidward's cheese, corking SpongeBob's sponge holes, and used candles and air conditioner all over the Krusty Krab. Thank god the Krusty Krab! The good smells Patrick sprays seems to annoy and irritate the customers, which kinda makes a bit of sense since because not every good smell is that "good", and the fish lived in a dirty underwater world (like seaweed, salt, pollution, and fish flakes). Of course, for some odd reason, Sandy gets involved as well, by being called a "fleabag".

Noticing this is going too far, SpongeBob smartly realizes that the nose have change Patrick and bring the irritated competitors together to mash up every single disgusting material in the sea as revenge; making it as "Gummy's" garbage counterpart in The Gift of Gum. This is the most disgusting part of the entire episode, but making a good execution and sacrifice is much better in a nasty kinda way. Anyway, Patrick's nose dissolves into dust and left the starfish emotionally noseless. Okay, get rid of a nose that way is very impossible and buried it is more impossible than ever! But at the end, Patrick has a pair of stitched ears on his head, since nobody has those at all. Trying to stay even, huh? At least you listen to Squidward's sour comment.

Squidward sourly said, "Who cares? At least that pink moron will leave us alone."

Patrick said (with big ears), "I hear that!"

*Regular Show*

Muscleman said in boredom,"This...sucks!"

Number #16 – Whelk Attack

OH. MY. GOD! I should have made a countdown that contains episodes that almost scared us to death. This episode is just cruel and jacked-up! Time to get rid of this disastrous nonsense! Its starts with SpongeBob and Patrick doing usual jelly fishing until they heard a sound. It turns out that sound (which wasn't Gary at first) is from those giant abominations called Whelks. Okay, what is this?! Are you writers trying to make an interesting conflict or something?! Well, here's a thing. This conflict almost scares us to death!

*Family Guy*

Stewie Griffin screamed, "OH MY GOD!"

After a huge rampage, SpongeBob and Patrick unsuccessfully warned everyone about the creatures and headed to the Krusty Krab for shelter. Did anyone notice that Mr. Krabs mistaken the word "ravenous" is same thing that happened in episode Born To Be Wild? He did the exact same thing here, except this time he was very foolish and unimaginative stupid by selling food to those disgusting monsters! Has he lost his MIND?! He could have got himself killed!

Mr. Krabs announced, "Krabby Patties! Get your Krabby Patties!"

*Horton Hears a Who!*

Kangaroo said in a huff, "Idiot!"

Anyway, after the cheapskate has got himself devoured (thank god he's eaten), the Mother Whelk has appeared when Squidward used a microscope and found himself eaten as well. SpongeBob and Patrick managed to escape to Sandy's Treedome, but of course, the Whelks followed them and demolished the entire dome. Now since everyone is hopelessly inside of the mother, Sandy founds out that the purple slime they have is a nasty virus, giving a hint that they're sick.

*Transformers 2007*

Sam Wikwicky said in surprise, "What?!"

I can't believe what the writers did here! The ENTIRE time for the Whelks was acting like this because they're all sick? Why didn't they think of a proper solution for this like figure out how the virus comes from or sent all of the monsters to a trap? Instead, SpongeBob stop the sick snails by using his "sponginess" to suck up all the sickness out, since episode Suds are referenced here. Not much of a bad idea, since they are suck out and turned back to normal, thanks to SpongeBob. How does everyone react to that? Ungrateful, even Squidward. Come on! SpongeBob just save your sorry butts and that's what he gets? I really hate when episodes always come up something good, but soon or later, it turns raw at the end.

*Adventure Time*

Finn said in shock,"What?!"

Let's head to another episode now. I think this one just made me very sick!

Number #15 – SquidBob TentaclePants

Great! This is one of those episodes where you feel sorry for Squidward and made SpongeBob into a menace! Seriously? They do not count as funny at all! It's rude, ignorant, and mean-spirited. Any who, Squidward starts to get prepared for his clarinet recital, but then 'you-know-who' get's in the way. Things literally go down the drain when the yellow idiot realizes he's late and used Sandy's transporter to get to the restaurant quickly, but it backfires and caused both Sponge and Squidward to combine. This is a terrible way to join two characters at the same time; ripping off Dragonball Z. Anyway, the squirrel confirms that she has until later where Squidward's recital starts at the same day.

Squidward, believing this will embarrass him in front of the crowd with the sponge, felt devastated, but SpongeBob doesn't mind, see this might get him and the terrified squid to know each other better and stay together forever.

*Igor *

Igor asked after being slapped, "What is wrong with you?"

Can you believe what the new writers did to the sponge and how unlikable he is nowadays? He came from the naive, misguided, generous sponge into an annoying, self-centered, retarded menace! Squidward definitely deserve more sympathy that this. After trying to settle the fusion thing (with no one else won't even bother ask or support them), they managed to attend at the recital. While playing the clarinet, both fused invertebrates are exposed, leaving the crowd thrilled. You know, this part of the episode is kinda okay, since it is different and special to them. Aw great! Here comes the bad part! Sandy arrived and separates SpongeBob and Squidward into two again, but to everyone's surprise, they can believe it and left. Are you kidding me? They left the theater all because Sandy separates the duo? What the hell kind of cheap writing is this?! After the crowd lefted, the squid decides quickly to get him and the sponge back together, but everyone else in the theater with them and they all fused into one nasty abomination. Why did the rest just forsaking RUN?! It's that simple! Just get out of the way! But, it didn't happen, probably because the writers are too busy sticking with the fusion thing.

*Sonic Says*

Sonic shakes his head. "That's no good!"

Okay, I decided to stop here for Part 1. Don't want to put too much effort for these episodes. I'll do the rest of them later.