Clank : *cough* I hope this episode is good *cough*
Clink:Still hurtin from the wooping I gave ya huh? Yeah don't mes with Clink!
Clink3k1: This idea was from a manga I read I can't remember it for some reason…
It was dark and it was midnight the perfect time for a thief to do some stealing. But the real question was where…
"So many choices such little time!" Risqué said joyfully. His eye's scan like lightning bolts and his eye's grew big when he saw his target.
"Video game's… He walked up to the door of the store his eyes sweeping from left to right.
He then tapped the glass.
"Hmm this stuff will be hard to break I'll have to do it quietly.
He then pulled out a base ball bat from his utility belt.
He then swung it hard against it into the wall breaking it.
"Well not quiet but it got the job done" Risqué thought to himself.
He walked inside inspecting the shelves of stacked video games.
"Hmm this could take awhile…"
Risqué then pulled out a large trash bag from his utility belt and just crammed video games inside it including some their things like card games figures, etc. As he walking out with his loot however. He could hear very loud moans.
Startled he quickly swung his bat behind him striking the target dead on.
"Owie!" the voice squealed.
Risqué calmed down knowing whatever was behind him was human.
"Heeeeeey that huuuuuuuurt!" the voice said painfully.
Risqué just ignored it and walked on. But then the person grabbed his leg.
"Give back my video games!"
It was clear to Risqué whoever was holding is leg was clearly either a nerd of a very determined shop owner. He looked back. Unfortuntly it was both.
"He quickly tried to recall his father's words in this kind of situation.
"SQUEAL!"
No no that wasn't it
"Remember your hair is your identity without it your nothing that's why bald people have mental problems"
True but not what he was trying to remember.
"In case you are captured always have a hostage"
Yes that was it!
Risqué quickly pulled out a small bomb and a lighter from his Utility belt.
"Let go of the leg of the store gets it!" Risqué waved the mini bomb in the store owners face.
"No that's all I have left in life that and my Mario game collection! Please spare them…
"Ok I'll cut you a deal I won't blow up the store and when I get the chance I'll get you a golden Mario statue as long as you zip it!" Risue was a very convincing boy even if he was only 7 years old.
"You would do that for me!?"
"No I would do that for the video games" Risqué said honestly.
He then escaped the store still his bag half way full he wanted to rob something for his mom like his dad said it was one of the rules.
He snuck through an open window to get inside a Jewelry store.
He saw a man sleeping right on top of the counter.
Risqué slowly pulled out his bat creeping closer to the person but then slipped on a left over banana peel.
The thud was loud and had woken up the man sleeping.
"Hey pal you weren't just trying to knock me on the head were you with that convieniently armed bat?"
Risqué had read about this man it was going to be tricky fooling him.
"No no I wasn't" he replied innocently.
"Ah good then now I'm going back to sleep…hey WAIT you weren't going to steal the jewels were you!?
"…Look Maggey Bryde is stripping!" Risqué pointed randomly.
The man quickly turned his head around.
*Bam* *Bam*
Risqué hit him twice on the head. Knocking him into a comma. "Well he's not dead…technically speaking"
He then swiped a few jewels for his mother and then headed off.
When he got outside however he was meet by another 7 year old waiting for him outside. He had a tuxedo on and a magnify glass on his eye.
"Check and Mate" the boy said snapping a picture of the masked boy.
Risqué gave a cold glare at the boy.
"Now you'll do as I say unless you want this picture to go to the authorities.
"…" Risqué looked at the street noticing some light from afar.
"Look the lights of heaven!" he pointed at the lights.
The boy turned his head. Risqué lunged at him and pushed him in the street.
The boy continued to look at the lights that are until the lights flattened him along with a truck with all 8 wheels.
Risqué wiped his gloves. "Well I didn't ill him it was the car. But it a good night and it was time to head home all he dd now was leave his calling card.
A Mask wit a blue feather on top.
