Chapter 1

To be fair to Ghirahim, it only took him ten minutes to realize he'd been tricked.

But to be honest, it also took him twice that long to realize he had no way back. So, presumably stuck wherever 'Here' was, he decided to have a look around.

' What a dreary realm this is.' he thought, ' It's almost like the Master Sword, except darker, and colder'.

And that might be the closest description of space that any being from hyrule has ever made; partly because they don't have much of a concept of it there and because they always have to deal with Ganon. Stupid pig, can't leave them alone!

Anyways, as Ghirahim was marveling at space, he failed to notice that someone new had arrived. This new being was a large warrior covered from head to toes in strange pink seashell like armor . The new visitor was so silent on approach that I'm not even sure what made Ghirahim finally notice them! But maybe when he did notice, it was because the being spoke to him: "Ho there! Are you the demon Ghirahim?" they bellowed. " That would be LORD Ghirahim, thank you" scoffed Ghirahim," And yes, I am he." Unfazed, the warrior replied "good, that just makes things easier" as they scooped the demon up and flung him over their shoulder.

"Just what in Demise's name are you doing!?" Ghirahim protest "Let me go!".

"Am sorry but I can not do that, " stated the being "my boss requests your presence immediately".

"I said let go" "No" "Let go" "I can't do that" "Let. me. go!" ghirahim pant as he tried in vain to get away. "If you do not stop now, I will have to knock you out." threatened the warrior ominously. "I'd like to see you-" at this point it's hard to describe what happened next. The warrior, whom was so visibly humanoid one minute, didn't look so man-like the next. In their place was huge pink dragon all of a sudden, and I mean huge: to the point of not even being funny.

This display, clearly was what shut Ghirahim up. So terrific was the pink dragon's size, that Ghirahim didn't even move for the remainder of his journey out of sheer terror. 'I mean, I've seen dragons before but none like THIS' he thought, 'and that thing could eat even ME in one gulp'.

The dragon, though, heard none of this and simply took Ghirahim's silence for compliance. Satisfied that his captive wouldn't run, the dragon shifted back down to their smaller form. "It's time to go now" they said, and Ghirahim just nodded along with a slightly glazed expresion.

So to make up time, and with an unresponsive demon on their shoulder, the man-shaped dragon decided to do something miraculous: they took a step. Just a step, much like one of yours or mine, except suddenly they were on the whole other side of the galaxy. Right at the doorstep of the dragon's boss in fact.

Either this was a common occurrence, or said boss just didn't care. Because as they came in he just continued on with his work, stopping only long enough to say "Good job Palkia" and "put him over there for now will you?" and so on.

Had Ghirahim been "awake" (for lack of a better term) through all this, I'm sure he would have had a cow over this treatment; but since he was out this next part may seem a little one sided.

"So you're a demon, are you? we don't have many of those here." Began the dragon's boss.

". . . " was Ghirahim's non-reply.

" you know, the goddess are playing with you, don't you ?" the boss asked.

" . . . "was all Ghirahim could muster

" and they sent you here because I owe them, right?" the boss stated slash acused.

" . . . "

"well they want you to do something entertaining, so what do you think would hold their attention?" the boss wondered

" . . . "

" do you have any ideas? no? I mean by all means, please, do sit there and not answer it's just your fate that hangs in the balance not mine." teased the boss.

". . ."

" has anyone ever told you you'd make a good cat?"

" . . . "

"Ah ha, that's it! I'll turn you into a cat! any thoughts on this?"

". . ."

" absolutely none? are you sure?"

". . ."

" last chance, speak now or forever hold your peace!"

" . . ."

"alrighty then, i'll take that as a "yes, do what you must O Arceus." and leave it at that."

" . . ."

" I don't suppose you want to keep your powers intact do you?"

" . . ."

"No, well I wouldn't want to strip you of them entirely. I tell you what, I'll just separate them into these Z-crystals ok? and I'll scatter them about so you can find them; that ought to keep those girls entertained!"

". . ."

" well, you should be good to go now, so I'll just send you on your way."

And with that everything was settled, all Arceus needed to do now was send Ghirahim to poke-Earth and it would be a done deal. " Hey Dialga, come here, I got a job for you." said Arceus." Yes boss?" replied the master of time," Could you take this down to Earth for me, Dialga?" "Consider it done sir." "right, thank you Dialga." "My pleasure boss"

And so Dialga took Ghirahim and the Z-crystals and made a beeline for poke-Earth, in the year 2016.