Here is Chap 2! Hopefully I can get Chap 3 done today sometime. R&R please. I am going to be flipping between EPOV and BPOV. I am going to fly through HS because I hated it and I know they do too!
EPOV
"Oh my god Eddie, have you been working out?!" Nasty Jessica Stanley is trying to rub on me and sound sexy but in reality she sounds like she has a really bad cold.
It doesn't matter how many times I turn these chicks down they always seem to think I want them. I don't, I try to be picky about who I date and lets just say I haven't dated anyone in a really long time. Sure I have hooked up with some chicks, I can't help it I am an 18 year old guy. It's just that no one here would be someone I would actually want to spend time with. How hard is it to find a chick with a sense of humor, whose pretty and intelligent? Pretty fucking hard here in Forks.
I try not to be an egotistical bastard, but I can't help it. I was genetically blessed, a natural with most athletics, oh and I am pretty fucking smart and good in the sack. I would say I am a good catch and most females would agree.
Once again I am standing by my locker listening to endless babble and flirting while I just nod and smile. I guess this is response enough for them. I am just waiting until the right moment to slip through and head to lunch. Out of the corner of my eye I see someone unfamiliar. Hmmm must be the new girl. Jesus she's almost as tiny as Alice. I can't see her face, that's too bad, hopefully she isn't fugly god knows this school is full of them.
Evidently we were standing here longer than thought because the bell for the end of lunch rang. Great I fucking missed stuffing my face. Damn it! It's the only good thing about my day.
"Cullen!" Emmet was yelling down the hall. I waited until he reached me.
"What Em?!" I was pissed off that I missed feed time.
"Jesus, your such a whiny bitch when you don't eat, did the Slutscapade sink their claws in ya again?!" Fuck him, he's so lucky that girls don't bother him, he's got Rose who can just look in the direction of girls and they scamper off.
"Yea, I'm sorry man I just wish they would get the point. I mean how hard of a concept is it? If I fuck you and then don't call you except for when I need something shouldn't that give them a hint?!" I should just stop having sex with them.
"Yea I know man but its your charm" Ugh well I don't want to be a total dick.
Just then Alice, Rose and Jazz came up to us. Rose slipped her arm around Emmett's waist and he put his arm over her shoulder. Jazz and Al were holding hands. Why couldn't I find a girl like they did. I know it makes me sound like I need some vagisil or some shit but it would be nice to know that you will always have someone.
"Hey Edward! Have you met the new girl?" Alice has been so excited about the new girl coming.
"Nope." Although I really want to.
"Well your not missing much." Of course Rose has to be a bitch.
"Rose! God do you have to be a bitch? She was really nice, shy but still nice. She's pretty too, I can't imagine what it would be like to move in the middle of your senior year." Man that would suck.
Just then the bell rang. "Ok I will see you guys after school. Em are you riding home with me or going to Roses?"
"I'm going to Rosie's." He was always so happy to spend time with her, I will never know why.
"Ok." I turned on my heel and headed towards Biology. I'm cranky and hungry as hell. I could hear Stanley laughing before I saw her. I was just praying she didn't see me. I walked faster and ducked into the classroom.
I nodded at Newton, I wasn't really in the mood to talk with anyone. On my way to my seat I noticed someone sitting there. It wasn't someone I knew so it must be the new girl, great. Plus she is sitting in my chair.
"You're in my seat" I didn't mean to sound like such a dick, she looked up at me and narrowed her eyes. "Hmmm that's funny I don't see a name written on the seat or the desk." Fuck did she say that out loud?
"Excuse me?" This chick was either a total bitch or really fucking funny.
" Well the teacher told me to sit at this table, not in a specific seat so I am assuming you meant I was sitting at your table not your seat but even so your wrong because unless your name is 'Stanley gives good Head' then I don't see your name written on the table." Did she just say what I think she said? She is pretty funny.
I just smirked at her and gave her that smile I know all the girls like. She blushed and I don't mean a little pink her face looked like it was on fire. I can't believe she said all that stuff without a blush and ten I smile at her and then she gets embarrassed.
" You are pretty ballsy to say that so someone that you just met especially since your new." She smiled again as the blush died out. I wasn't expecting what came out of her mouth next. "Yea well I guess I got a big set on me then." I couldn't contain my laughter anymore, I busted out laughing. I could see a few people turn around and look at me like I had 2 heads but I didn't care.
She was unexpected. When I stopped laughing and got myself together I looked at her. I mean really looked at her. She had long brown hair, these brown eyes that were bright and beautiful. She was thin but not like anorexic thin, she was just skinny. She was pale so she fit in here when it came to that. She was really beautiful. She wasn't like the other girls, she was funny. I have no clue what Alice was thinking when she said she was shy; this girl is anything but.
I introduced myself and of course she had to have an original reply. " Yea well it's nice to meet a guy that can handle when a girl has a set of balls, I'm Bella Swan." Bella, hmm I wasn't expecting that.
The rest of class flew by and I was glad, its not that this class was hard, it was just too easy. I decided that I should offer to walk Bella to her next class. So I asked where she was headed and luck has it she was going to the same place I was. I didn't wait for her to accept my offer I just picked her bag up, handed it to her and headed out the door. I noticed people staring but I didn't care, I was used to it.
Bella on the other hand did. "Do I have something on my face, or toilet paper stuck to my shoe or something?" What? Why would she think that? "You are fucking funny Bella, and no there is nothing on your face or toilet paper on your shoe. They are staring because you are with me. Sorry, I'm sure you are uncomfortable." I thought girls liked the attention. I guess not Bella which shouldn't surprise me.
"Oh no, I don't give a fuck if people are staring I just wanted to know why. So what are you like a serial killer or something, or a secret pimp?" WTF?! Where did this chick come from? I will have to hang on to her.
"No, unfortunately it just comes with the territory, sorry. I don't like the attention all the time, sometimes would just like to blend in." I thought I heard her mumble something under her breath but I didn't have a chance to ask her because the bell rang. I said good bye and headed into the locker room.
Of course Newton noticed that I walked with Bella to class.
"Hey man the new chick is fucking hot! You gonna hit that?" For whatever reason Mike thought he sounded cool talking like that but he just sounded like an idiot.
"Yea she's not too bad but no I am not going to try and fuck her. She's not like that and she is pretty cool." Hopefully that's not going to raise any red flags for me.
"Hmmm, okay well mind if I have a go at her?" What the fuck?! Is he serious, I feel like smashing his face in!
"Mike, No. You are not going to try and fuck her." I all but growled. Jesus what was wrong with me? Bella is the relationship type of girl not the get fucked kind of girl.
"Dude, whatever, she will come to me I'm sure." He said as he was walking through the locker room and towards the gym. I think today was the last day for basketball.
I walked out to the gym and looked around trying to find Bella. I couldn't find her so I look towards the bleachers. There she was sitting there reading a book. Coach Clapp wasn't out yet so I decided to go talk to her.
"Hey Bella." I didn't know what else to say, because for some reason nothing sounded right.
"Oh hey." Well she doesn't sound pleased to see me. In fact she kind of looked disgusted.
"Is everything alright?" I don't know why but I just couldn't help myself.
"Listen Cullen, I know I am the shiny new toy in town but I'm not stupid. I'm not a slut, I don't just sleep around and from what I was told that's the only reason why you ever talk to a girl. I appreciate the fact that you think I'm fuckable or whatever but no thanks." Those dirty fucking sluts! That's it I swear to god I am done with them.
"They are right that's the only reason why I talk to girls, but they are also wrong. That's not why I am talking to you. You're different, you have a brain and you don't give me those eyes that say 'please fuck me' like the other girls do. I know you probably think I am saying this to make you feel special or some shit and in a way I am but its not to get into your pants. Your cool, I don't think you are a girl to fuck." Hopefully that cam out as good as I hoped.
She just kind of stood there and stared at me for a second. I could see her really thinking about what I said. Then she smiled and said, "Good now that we are on the same page, it looks like we can be friends. If you want I can be your pimp and you can be my dirty whore."
I just stared at her for a second, once again caught off guard by her banter. I like it though. "Of course, but it won't be too profitable for you. How about you keep the Slutscapade away and I will keep all the unwanted guys off you. Deal?" Please say yes.
"Deal." Thank god, now I can get rid of all the sluts and keep the guys away from her. We shook hands and when we did I felt some weird tingling shit in my arm. Huh… strange.
Coach Clapp made his appearance and we played basketball, then he blew the whistle and we went in to change.
I dressed quickly because I wanted to walk with Bella to the parking lot so I could introduce her to my friends and brother.
I stood out in the hallway outside the girls locker room. When the bell rang all the girls started pouring out. Bella was one of the last ones and she looked murderous. When she saw me she cleared her face.
"Hey everything cool?" I asked her.
"Yep, the sluts just don't seem to understand who they are fucking with though." she smirked as she said that, a smile creeping up on her lips.
"They will when my pimp starts beating them with her cane." she just started laughing.
"Ok come on I want to introduce you to my friends." I know Alice likes her, I know Emmett will because of her sense of humor, Jazz will do anything Al asks and Rose….eh.
"Are you sure, I don't really know…" she seemed really hesitant and then shy all the sudden.
"Yea of course, don't go acting all shy now, just be like you have been towards me." I know she's shy but she can't be that shy.
We walked out the gym doors towards my car, that's where we always met after school talked for a few minutes and then left.
I could see Emmett waiting and so far that was it. "Listen Emmett is my brother, he is looks scary but he's not. Just crack a joke and he will like you." For whatever reason I really wanted my friends to like her.
As we got closer Em looked at me like I had to heads. "What's up douche bag?" Of course he has to be an ass. I looked over at Bella and she was looking at the ground.
"Not much ass face, Bella this is Emmett, Emmett this is Bella." She looked up at him with a weird look on her face.
"Jesus, they grow boys big here. Did your mom have a special steroid diet when she was carrying you?" That's my girl. Emmett looked shocked. For once he was speechless. He just started laughing like I always did with Bella. He looked over Bella's head so I followed his gaze and found Alice, Jazz and Rose.
"My, my Bella Swan, I didn't think I had it in you. It nice to meet you." Rose said as she nodded. What the fuck just happened, Rose never is nice to anyone. Everyone just looked at her. "What? Fuck you all, its nice when I find another chick with a sense of humor that can shut Em up." We all started laughing at that.
I reintroduced Bella to everyone, everyone seemed to genuinely like her. Which I was glad for because I was hoping to invite her to eat lunch with us. Rose and Em said good bye and so did Jazz and Al. Bella started to say good bye but I stopped her.
"Where are you parked?" I figured I would walk her to her car.
"Um, over there but you don't have to walk me, I know you're busy." Umm yea not really.
"Nope actually I'm not at all. Listen why don't you start parking over here by us and also start sitting with us at lunch. Everyone likes you , so it would be fine." I figured I might as well offer everything I could to her.
She looked at me kind of stunned for a minute. She cleared her throat and than nodded silently.
She started walking to the back of the parking lot, I just followed in silence. There weren't many cars left and I was hoping that the big red truck wasn't hers. Of course my hoping was worthless.
"Okay well this is me." She said as she opened the door and put her bag in.
"Is this thing safe? It looks really old." It wasn't meant to be offensive, I really was worried about her safety.
"Hey! Be nice to Betty the Beast, she's my first car and I just got her this morning." Did she say her first car?
"Ok I will be nice to Betty. Let me give you my number though in case she doesn't start one morning or something ok? Just give me a call whenever." I was hoping she would listen and give me a call to hang out or something.
"Ok I will, thanks. So should I bring my pimp cane tomorrow or what?" Yes please… hopefully she can keep the sluts away.
"Yea that would be good! I will see you tomorrow Bella be careful on your way home the roads are icy." I hated the fact her tires didn't have chains.
"Ok dad! See you tomorrow!" She said as she rolled her eyes.
That woman is going to be the death of me.