Oh this was.....this was....lol I dunno what this was. But it was fun.

#2: The Origination of Awesomeness

Pairing: none, PrussiaXCanada if you squint while looking through a magnifying glass

Rating: K+

"Oh yeah, I am SO awesome!" Alfred Jones stood in his kitchen admiring what he thought was the "perfectest hamburger in the world". However, it had been forgotten that a certain Prussian was over visiting a certain American's Canadian brother. Gilbert Beilschmidt gave a shudder. He ran into the kitchen in shock, leaving a bewildered Mattie in the living room.

"What did you just say?!?!?" Gilbert demanded.

"I er...said I'm awesome." Alfred had an eyebrow raised.

"No way in hell are you more awesomer than the awesome me!"

"So what if I am?" The albino seemed furious. Alfred smirked.

"Gil, don't lay a hand on my brother please." Mattie said from the couch. "I don't want to have to clean the mess up afterward. And quiet down, the hockey game is still on."

"Fine." Gilbert was clearly disappointed. "But only cuz I'm that awesome."

"Too bad you're not as awesome as me." It was like the American had a death wish.

"Well I'm just so awesome you can't see how awesomely awesome I am!"

"Well I'm so awesome I'm still my own country!" Gilbert was almost offended.

"I'm just so awesome, the world couldn't handle my awesomeness."

"At least I don't get beat up by a girl!" Prussia gasped.

"At least I'm not delusional and believe aliens exist!" Alfred gasped.

"Tony does SO exist! Just ask Lithuania."

"Yeah he's delusional too. He probably sees more than just stars after Russia gets done with 'im"

"That is SO not awesome!"

"Gawd, they sound like Poland..." said Matthieu in the background. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Wondering who it could be, the Canadian answered the door, looking for a distraction. It was...China? And behind him was South Korea.

"Y-Yao! What are you doing here?"

"Don't you remember? I brought those new products that you asked for last week."

"Oh. Er, I'm Canada." Mattie said with a sigh. Shoulda figured.

"Aiyaa~! I'm sorry, aru!"

"That...that's okay, I'm used to it. Anyways, Yong Soo, you're here as well?"

"Yeah, I decided to follow Aniki around for the day~" The Korean said cheerfully.

"I don't want to pry, aru, but what in the world is going on in the kitchen?"

"Oh, Alfred and Gilbert got into a fight about who is more awesome." The blond rolled his eyes. "Best to ignore them, eh?"

***

Yao and Matthieu don't know exactly what went on in there. When they fearfully walked into the now quiet kitchen, they were flabbergasted. Alfred stood in the middle of the kitchen, frozen, staring at the hamburger that had fallen on the floor and was stepped on. Gilbert was in a corner curled up in fetal position, silent. Im Yong Soo walked passed them, out of the kitchen stating simply:

"Awesomeness originated in me."