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The weeks wore on, and Lily and James kept planning for their wedding. It was on a bright Wednesday afternoon that James found himself on the couch amid stacks of papers, each containing a plethora of names.

"Must we keep augmenting the list of people that need to be informed of this event?"

"Just think, James. We already have so much done by now. Don't you want to prevail? To finish with all of this horrible planning?"

"Are you admitting that it's boring to do this? Can I have a recording of that?"

"No, James," Lily said, sighing. "I just understand that planning isn't really your thing. I appreciate your putting up with it."

"Anything for my Lilykins," James said, pulling off a remarkably good visage of sweetness.

"And what would you do, may I ask, if I suddenly decided that you were just full of it and that I didn't want to marry you anymore?"

"I would refuse to accept it, kidnap you, and run away and marry you anyway."

"Ooh, you mean elope?"

"We could do that, but I wouldn't. My remaining family would kill me."

"Okay, then. Who do you want to place the charm? Professor Dumbledore, or your godfather?"

"My godfather is not really very good with words, but I feel like I should ask him to do it anyway."

"Well, we already know that Professor Dumbledore is rhetorically gifted. Maybe we can invite your godfather, and if he asks you why you didn't ask him to do it, you can blame it on me."

"Works for me, I guess," James shrugged.

"Who do you want to be your best man?"

"Sirius," James said promptly. "That was one of the promises we made when we wrote the Marauder Code."

"Marauder Code?" Lily asked, puzzled.

"Yeah. You know…we won't interpose when another Marauder wants to pull a prank on, oh, say," James coughed, "Snape or Malfoy."

"Okay…" Lily said. "And this has what to do with being each other's best man in your weddings?"

"Well, Sirius is my best man, and I'm Sirius' best man. If one of us is not able to attend for some reason, then Remus gets the choice, although he has to legally decline in a magical wedding, and Peter says he dislikes weddings."

"Why?"

"He wouldn't say, but I think it had something to do with the fact that his mother never married."

"Right. Um, okay, I suppose I should ask Petunia to be my maiden of honor, and then Alanna and Alina could be my brides maids."

"I thought you and Petunia didn't get along."

"We don't, but I'm sure that she would ask me to be her matron of honor if she got married after this."

"Alright. How do you propose we go and ask her? Just show up on her doorstep?"

"No, I'll write her using Muggle Post and ask her if I could come and talk to her over tea, because there's some important stuff we need to talk about."

"And when are you going to tell your parents? They weren't at graduation, right?"

"No, they were, so they know."

"What!! They were there and you didn't introduce me to them?! Now I have to go and apologize for being so rude to them! Lily! How could you!"

"They pulled me aside afterwards to congratulate me, and told me to wait until you realized you hadn't met them. They find it rather amusing."

"Well, I don't! It's not what I call funny, screwing up on one of the most important times of my life because I didn't think that muggle parents would be able to come."

"It's okay, James. Don't worry about it. Meet me at my flat tomorrow morning and we'll go to Petunia's for lunch and my parent's place for dinner. I think that Petunia is still living with that lummox, Vernon Dursley."

James sighed as he looked at the clock and realized that it was actually very late. "Sounds good. Goodnight, love," he said, giving her a kiss on the cheek.

"Goodnight, James," Lily said softly as she closed the door.

The next morning dawned too bright and much too early for Lily's liking. She found that there was much to be done before her venture into the world of Petunia's wrathfulness. Lily ran around like a hen with her head cut off that morning, first looking for a piece of paper with suggestions for instigating a civil conversation with Petunia, then later for a missing earring, then for her favorite shoes. Luckily, when James arrived, Lily had just finished getting ready, and the pair apparated to the corner of a tightly subdivided street in Surrey. James looked at Lily questioningly, and Lily rolled her eyes.

"It's almost like it's a contest to see who can have the squarest yard and the biggest car, not to mention the perfect flowers and cleanest windows. It drives me mad."

"Lily, calm down and remember why you're here. You are going to ask your big sister to be part of your wedding. Not to get after her and her, um, boyfriend about some petty exploits that we both disagree with. Right?"

Lily drew a deep breath. You're right. I'm the luckiest seventeen year old alive right now. This is a happy time. Think positive."

"Exactly! You're getting the hang of all of this positive stuff."

"Oh, shut up, James," Lily said, slapping his arm as they walked up the cobbled path of Number 4. Lily shot a sidelong look and raised a shaking hand towards the doorbell with one finger extended.

"Ding – dong!" Rang the normal, dull tone of the doorbell at Number 4, Privet Drive. Lily and James watched apprehensively as a thin, distorted figure moved towards the door through the rippled glass. The handle turned slowly and the door opened, revealing Lily's skinny, slightly horse-faced sister Petunia.

"Lily!" Petunia hissed, slightly venomously. "What are you doing here!"
"We came to talk to you," Lily said.

"We?"

"Oh, sorry. This is James, my fiancé."

"Since when?"

"A couple of weeks ago," Lily explained patiently.

"I'm sorry…James, is it?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm James Potter. It's nice to meet you in person, Petunia," James said, sticking out his hand to shake Petunia's.

Petunia looked at James' hand like it was contagious and chose to ignore his kind gesture. "Why would you want to marry a freak like my sister?"

"I love her."

"Do you now?"

"Petunia, dear! Who's at the door?" came the deep, grunt-like voice of Vernon Dursley.

"It's my sister!" Petunia called back, now ushering James and Lily inside as though she was afraid someone would see them together.

It was then that Lily saw it. "Petunia! Congratulations! I didn't know you were engaged as well!"

Petunia merely looked at Lily witheringly. "Please, freak face. I'm married."

"You never told me."

"Because, you would have brought all of your freak friends to my wedding, and I didn't want it so shamefully marred."

"Well, then," James said abruptly, "I suppose you wouldn't want to be seen in company of said freaks either, which defeats the purpose of our coming here today." James took Lily by the hand and steered her out the door.

James continued to lead Lily down the street, determined to get away from that house. "I feel sorry for any child of theirs," he said. "To be brought up in such an environment that shows hatred and animosity towards anybody whom as not wronged you is just terrible. James and Lily had reached an empty park, and Lily flopped down on the grass.

"Oh, I almost forgot," James said, removing a piece of parchment from his pocket. "This is a petition that I drew up last night. It's to support werewolf rights," James expounded.

"That's awesome, James! Can I be the first to sign it?"

"Of course you can, Lils," James said, taking out a short but elegant peacock quill out of his pocket.

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