Disclaimer: I do not own Tiny Toon adventures or any of the characters. Please don't sew me!
Yes my kind reviewer it is bold but what can I say? I'm bored and I already finished my homework. I also have no life and since it's snowing outside I can't go out and get one. I actually finished my story today. Hehe. I posted a deleted part of chapter 2 as my 6th chapter. I did it out of boredom. I do everything out of boredom. Yes I do get bored alot. I have waaaaay too much free time. I gotta find something to do besides go online and use the tredmil for fun. I also forgot to add. It's kinda obvious now but o well. I'm no good with French accents. They're hard for me to type into stories and read so use your imaginations on Fifi and Pepe. Last chapter I'm posting today. Might post tomorrow. Depends on if I have time. Tomorrow is tuesday after all and that means school. I got lucky this time it being a holiday.
Chapter 2. Hide and go seek with lunch after.
Penelope was running down the hallway trying to avoid bumping into anybody.
CRASH!
She was unsuccessful. She and whoever she had crashed into had fallen onto the ground. Penelope started rubbing her throbbing head, looked up to see who she ran into and was surprised to see it was the little blue cat she saw Fifi chasing the day before.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" the black cat said offering the poor student a hand.
"Ready or not here I come!" they heard Pepé say.
"Where are you my little handsome man?" they heard Fifi say not too far from where they were.
They both panicked trying to look for hiding places. Penelope opened the janitor's closet door and ran in with Furball quickly following and closing the door. They let out a sigh of relief. The closet smelled bad but not as bad as the two skunks outside…
"I found you! Now for my reward!" Pepé said taking the black cat in his arms and kissing her.
"There you are my little kitty of love," Fifi said doing the same as Pepé.
Both cats ran through the door leaving behind 2 big holes shaped like them.
"Flirt," Fifi and Pepé said with their very thick French accents.
Penelope and Furball ran down the hall trying to get away from their smelly pursuers.
Daffy and Bugs' rooms were in the same hall that the two cats were running in. Both the duck and rabbit had a bottle of either perfume or axe in their hand holding it out so the two cats could take it as they ran by.
Penelope grabbed the closest to her which was perfume while Furball grabbed the chocolate axe. After a second of staring at what they had they decided to trade.
"On the count of three we stop, turn around and spray," Furball said. Penelope nodded readying herself. "1" they stopped
"2" they turned around.
"3!" they sprayed the axe and perfume all over the two stunks.
"Le cough, le cough." The two French skunks said.
"We did it!" Penelope said high fiving Furball.
"What was that for?" Pepé asked.
"That was for forgetting to put on some cologne this morning," Penelope said.
"I didn't think I smelled that bad," Pepé said.
"Me neither," Fifi said.
"Even if you guys can't smell it, it doesn't mean we can't," Penelope said. "We are not skunks no matter how many times that stupid stripe gets painted on our backs." Furball agreed by nodding his head.
"Now can we have lunch?" Pepé asked.
Penelope nodded going silent again. She had a habit of not speaking unless she needed too. As did Furball.
"Why not make it a double date, eh?" Fifi suggested. "We are all having lunch now and we still have 30 minutes left."
"Sure why not?" her mentor said. "You guys ok with it?"
Both Furball and Penelope nodded their heads to say yes.
"Great! Let's go to the café!" the male skunk said.
When they entered the Cafeteria everyone stared as they walked past. Nobody besides Buster, Babs, Hamton, Fifi and Plucky had seen Penelope before. Those who did recognize her from Pepé's old work were amazed to see her.
"Hey who's she?"
"Is she a new teacher here or something?"
"Wow she's pretty I wonder who she is."
"It's Penelope! Wow! I can't believe I'm actually seeing Professor Pepé's girlfriend in the flesh!"
Things went from Penelope to Furball in a second.
"Hey isn't that the little homeless nerd? What's his name? Hairball?"
"What's he doing with Fifi?"
"Why are they late for lunch?"
Wow this school sure has a lot of gossip. Funny. I never noticed before, Furball thought. Guess it's because I was never really the one being gossiped about. Most people ignored me.
They got their lunch and sat at an empty table in the back. Buster noticed this and asked everyone at their table if they wanted to join them. They, of course, said yes and rushed over to the table with the two couples.
"Hey guys mind if we sit here?" Buster asked.
"No not at all," Fifi said glad her friends had decided to come and sit with them.
A/N: Chocolate axe was the only thing I knew guys wore. They most certainly do not wear perfume ... Bored... Need... Life... Where are my friends when I need them? Yes there is a third chapter I am not done with this story. Review!
