Don't own Voldemort or Man Eater. I do not mean to offend anyone by the Jesus part either, so don't sue me!
21. Ask him why he is so fond of dramatic monologues.
22. Call the Death Eaters to a 'very important and urgent meeting.'
23. Turn the meeting into karaoke night.
24. Associate 'death' with 'man,' therefore making the Death Eaters Man Eaters.
25. Make Man Eater the official theme song for them.
26. Play it continuously during meetings and all duels.
27. Ask him to join you in streaking.
28. Transfigure his pet snake into a lion.
29. Or make snake soup.
30. Give him a bowl. Do not mention what is in his bowl until he has finished it all.
31. Laugh hysterically at his reaction.
32. Become a mime.
33. Tell him that he is not Jesus.
34. When met with questioning looks, explain that Jesus is the Lord. Since he is not Jesus, he isn't any type of Lord.
35. Sign him up for American Idol.
36. Whenever given a command to go somewhere, stand up and shout, "To the Voldymobile!"
37. Say how his greatest enemies of all times are an old man and a young boy. Not very impressive.
38. Hablas en español. (Talk in Spanish)
39. Buy him Cuddles, his new pet bunny.
40. As soon as he becomes attached to Cuddles, develop a sudden allergy to rabbits and return him to the pet shop.
Well, here's #21-40. I have plenty more coming up and will try to update The Game soon. I'm having writer's block (I know, pathetic after just two chapters.) Reviews would inspire me to write faster!
Isabel
Hey, I just reposted this one. Special thanks to Pretty Lily Potter who made me realize that #s 8 and 35 were identical. Fixed it! All reviews are welcomed and suggestions too!
Isabel (again)