Wild World
"But if you wanna leave, take good care
I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there"
Hey Johnny good morning how you feeling ? "I'm living Rick give me the usual"
"well your the first youngin I know to make this concoction what's it called again ?"
"A prairie oyster , hurry up will ya"
"You got it, did you get in a fight again last night?
"No"
"Well I heard some raucous outside last night Libby told me it was a fight , started in New China Town ended up all the way across up here , I hear that a lot of damage took place ."
"Rick would you do your job please and fix the damn drink "
"Well I don't know Johnny sounds like you ..reckless take off your sunglasses
"Fine... Does that make you feel better ? "
"Few-we that's when you need steak most come in the back with me
"What happend Johnny ?"
"I did my deliveries as usual then some assholes tailgates me for five minutes it's all whole syndicate crap. for Christs sake two times this week for auto and ship parts I'm gonna get Chow and rip him out a new asshole . He needs to tell me when this jerks are watching me"
"Johnny I know you ain't delivering parts to ships and cars no more I'm not that old and chows a friend of mine why are you still doing this once you found out it's weed .I understood when you thought It was just mechanical parts but Jesus those syndicates well what's left of them since the war two years ago well they hate your guts why you still doin this ?"
" what do you think Rick ? the money's good it pays the bills"
"I know that but you hate doing it I see it on your face . why you all alone you don't got a girl or family kid?"
"Nope in my past lives I did , this is a new one where it's me all by myself to much drama "
"It gets lonely out there and from what I hear not just the syndicates after John Lennon."
"Why"
"Issp.. there sick of it ,the crooked ones wanna traffic the heavy shit"
"Rick I'm just a delivery guy I'm
Savin up to get my ship out of pound and I don't know maybe cruise the world "
"Yeah I hear ya watch yourself"
"I will Rick "
"I hope so Johnny"
"Jet are we there yet!?"
"Hold your horses Faye 5 more minutes and will be in your hometown"
" whoppdiddy fuckin do Jet maybe they will roll out the red carpet for me "
"I highly doubt that " Jet laughed
Faye sat next to him
"Hey Jet
"Yeah Faye"
"Do you miss him"
Jet looked at Faye with hurt he smiled a sad smile that truly showed his age
"Every freakin day, he was my partner on this ship before anyone , hell we had are times were he would tell me off and i would tell him leave but he always came back like the little kittens you leave milk too ... But what can I say he was stubborn and we couldn't stop him"
"Yeah I guess "
"Where here"
Faye and Jet walked out the ship to earth . Faye hated her life being on this planet, more so now cause she remembers how pretty it used to be , but there here to rescue Ed she could deal with it
"Here it is"
Faye looked up at the sign of the warehouse looking foster care
"Love and hope orphanage"
"Yeah lots of that, you armed Faye?"
"Of course"
"Well let's get this over with"
Faye and Jet walked in ready to get there crew mate back
"It's all a dream ..."
"Hey your finally up ..."
"Doctor he's up finally .."
Spike shot up woke from mixed dreams and scenarios from his past .
"Why do I keep seeing them , I thought I finally woke up "
Spike looked at the alarm clock , it read 5:05 am "
"guess I should start my day "
he went to the bathroom and washed his face as he looked into the mirror he saw his reflection , he was alive somehow one of his old red dragon buddy's Leo decided to take him to underground facility of black market medical care , he was out for three months , but when he opens his eyes there finally he realized it was all in vain. he didn't save Julia, he killed his best friend and left behind Jet and Faye god knows what happend to them and Ed . He wouldn't lie and say he didn't miss em but they wouldn't want to see him after all the heat he brought on them who knows if the syndicate got them . He prayed lately something he never did and he asked God everyday for them to be ok .
Spike started shadow boxing in his apartment he got this place dirt cheap for being right in New china town he stopped cause he heard someone knocking
Spike looked through peephole when he saw chow
"I should have known you you all people would knock at my door at 6 am "
Spike opened the door for chow , he was dressed to the max in a pink dress shirt his big rayban glasses and black slacks .
"What's crackin my dude I'm interrupting a rendezvous ?"
"No chow did you even go home yet ?"
"No we actually just stopped the party ! Do you know how fun it' is to sniff coke off a hookers ass ? We'll let me tell you raise the roof my friend yolo "
"Sounds disease ridden ... What's up?"
"Well Johnny I gots a lil problomo , I have to go to Venus pick up some cash and equipment and ..how could I put this the cops are looking to ransack so I brought 200lbs of my finest to your apartment "
" YOU WHAT!? No chow issp wants me John Lennon cause somehow I sighned up for this job as just a delivery guy for car parts and they want my ass now cause your too greedy "
"Johnny please c'mon do me a fave I got you new papers I faked your death at the morgue , I made spike Spiegel die for you c'mon help a brother out"
"Chow ...are you black mailing me ?"
" no never bro c'mon your my dude "
"Well you don't me that well as you claim to know me cause this is small fry shit trust me you know my past Leo must have told you "
"Yes I know this is kids shit you took Down Syndicates with Mao yen ri and vico..."
"Don't chow I'm not like that no more but I want money out of it "
"Of course how much"
"10 million woos"
"Oh Johnny your breaking my nuts"
"No deal then"
Spike was pushing chow out his door
"Fine fine 10 million woos but keep it safe no stealing from me Johnny or I will get you ok ..but feel free to light up one that's about it "
"Chow I don't do that now leave"
"You need to take some of that for stress of your to uptight"
" chow I'm in recovery I'm 7 months clean"
" ya I guess well I ll be back next week do me a favor to get in touch with Leo you might need to do some deliveries "
"You know I'm done after this right".
"I know"
"Hello how may help you two?"
Faye and Jet just looked at the sweet nun then each other , Faye was gripping her glock behind her back . she let go and put her hands down
"Hi I'm looking for Jane Myers"
The nun looked at Faye in her exposed ensemble and the scary looking guy with a robot arm
"Are you her guardians ?"
"No well" Jet started
"We heard from a friend that this place is a front and your cute nun act don't work on me I'm an ex cop now bounty hunter and I know that Jane is in danger and I will .."
Jet was still talking when the nun interrupted him
"Well mr. ...?"
"Jet .. Jet Black"
"Well Mr. Black I'm sister Annie and your friends little tip is wrong I rescued quite a few kids from those monsters and Jane was one of them. I will let you see Jane but if you really know her and I could trust you two cause I know your armed missy you don't hide it well" Faye cringed this sister Annie was a real bitch
"How do I know you two ain't gonna sell her on the black market?"
Fayes heart jumped . how bad is this world nowadays "listen Annie ...I mean sister we would never! ask us anything about her! We'll know "
Sister Annie looked at them
"What's her real name ?"
Jet looked her straight in the eye
"Edward Wong hau peppalu tirvusrky the ..."
"Alright then I didn't catch your name missy?
"It's Faye for your information "
"Mmmmhhhhm you must have got slapped by the ruler lots when you were younger , ever get caught smoking in the girls room?" Sister Annie said
Faye just stuck her tounge out at her "bitch"
"I heard that, follow me "
Jet and Faye followed Annie thank god someone saved Ed before something bad happend even though she is mean.
Spike was walking through china town after his visit from chow . So what if his apartment is filled with weed , in the microwave , stove, and shower . Spike cringed he needed a fizzy cow bull in the worst way . Gone was his blue leisure suit replaced with black slacks and a gray dress shirt untucked black boots and a cross at his neck ... Something he never took off during recovery , yeah he didn't go to church or confessed his sins he just never took it off. a girl at the rehab gave it to him her name was Catina , she was a Spanish beauty she had a little boy and she was addicted to meth..just like him expect she overdosed and died
"Johnny take this"
"I'm not really a spiritual person"
"You need gods protection , your on your last life"
"No thank you I don't listen to women anymore but thanks anway"
"Take it farewell my friend "
"Farewell I'll see you at group in couple days .. Right?"
"Goodbye cowboy"
Spike was brought out his daydream when he passed a Chinese medicinal herb/smoke shop with 3 issp spike thought he should listen in
"Hello gentleman how may I help you? " the little Asian shop keeper asked
"Cut the crap mr miyagi, we're not here for a mogwai "
"We're looking for John Lennon , not the Beatle the king of weed"
Spike was shocked cause he didn't make or produce he just delivered to the dealers why are they thinking he's the one cutting deals
"Officer I do not know what your speaking of I sell herbs remedys and fresh tobacco I do not deal in drugs "
"You mind if we take a look around?"
"Be my guest "
Spike knew this guy Miri was in on this he's chows uncle he alters the cannibus For a weird high spike knew he was in trouble "shit"
"Jane you have visitors can we come in?"
Faye Jet and sister Annie was waiting at door for a reply
"C'mon Ed it's me Faye Faye !"
"Then I'm totally not opening the door ! By the way it's Jane dumb ass"
Faye looked at jet shocked. "how is Ed not talking in third person and wouldn't she want to see us? Especially me I'm Faye Faye"
Jet started to scream "what did you's do to Ed ?! Ed would be thrilled to see me and Faye Faye ! I mean Faye "
Sister Annie couldn't help but smirk
" welcome to teenagers , sarcastic little heathens , jane come say hi to your friends "
"fine they better have like money or wifi for me"
Jet was bewildered now just as much as Faye
"What's up "
Faye and Jet just stood in shock, out walked a 15 year old Ed or Jane with mid length red hair Capri ripped jeans, a yellow hoodie and and make up
Faye was just shocked
"Ed are you wearing shoes?"
"It's jane dipshit and duh why wouldn't i ?"
"Why you little monkey I came here to rescue you cause your joke of a father lost you understand I could be playing Spanish 21 right now but I'm here on this shitty backwater planet where nothing good comes from helping ! "
Jet grabbed Faye before anything
"Now faye calm down Ed er I mean jane didn't mean it"
"I decided I wanna be ed again so what's up"
Faye thought she was gonna kill
"I know we should we should have left you you little bast..
"Now faye stop, so ed how you been ?"
"Alright I guess chillin here my dad lost me, I have ein doggy though um let me see that's it , I need cash though cause the new iPhones coming out so can I come back to bebop bebop?"
Jet was puzzled where was the sweet Edward who loved him and didn't care for materialism ?
"Umm sure ed we missed you by the way .. Are you ok ?"
"Yes blah blah blah c'mon in getting bored already hurry up let me get ein and tomatoe "
Faye was shocked she was more mean then her
"Um thanks sister Annie sorry for all the trouble " jet said scratching his head
"It's ok mr. Black I think she will be happy with you guys your all she talks about "
"Really she seemed pretty off about it ...wait if she told you about us?"
"Mr black she's a teenager she likes boys and all the hip things , her father abandoned her twice and she was rescued out of a bad place , that's why I have to go through extreme methods sometime ..plus I liked seeing you squirm mr black "
"Umm well um why thank umm sister"
" stop in sometime ...jet "
Jet had to admit for a nun she was pretty
"Yep she winked at you"
"Can it faye "
"You know it's a sin to lust after a nun"
"Faye be quiet !"
" ed and ein wants ice cream now losers"
"No Ed no pit stops we got someplace to go "
" why cause Faye Faye gained weight ?"
"You little shit "
"Ahhghg run ein !"
Jet was so happy ...if only old spike was here
Home is where the heart is ...
Ed: so next episode Faye Faye goes on a tragic seaweed diet and dies
Faye: no I don't stop listening to this freak
Ed: I'm not a freak your a freak cause ed is ed
Jet: next episode Santeria