Sorry for the late update. Work is a killer. I don't have any me time though the only good part of work is that there is a gym in the building where I work. A couple of guys and I decided to sneak in there every day to work out. Anyway, there is a small lemon ahead. It is my first time doing a lemon. I had to read lots and I mean LOTS of stories with lemons. Chapter 1 has been edited. it contains some extra information as well.

The Bank Job

It seems today God was not on Naruto's side. The three mobsters were stuck in traffic for the past forty-five minutes. Some bastard decided to go on a red light. A truck was speeding from the other direction and collided with the guy's car. Due to the force of the impact, the car collided with several other vehicles forming a mass collision. Everything outside the car seems to be lively while in the inside, the trio was quiet. Each was contemplating about today's mission. The silence in the car was interrupted by one Kakashi Hatake.

"So Naruto, I heard you drove a girl to her house. Did anything happen that your two old buddies should know about?" Kakashi ask the blond. Kakashi was renowned in the underworld as a major pervert. He is currently a runner up for the title of Konoha's Super Pervert. That title rightfully belongs to Jiraiya. But when it comes down to who gets the most pussy, Kakashi wins hands down. The guy has slept with so many women that some are wondering if the guy has some sort of STDs.

"No, nothing happen between the two of us you perv. And if something did happen, I would never tell your perverted ass." Naruto said to Kakashi. He sometimes wonders how he is related to the man. (1)

"So what's her name and how does she look like? Is she a looker? Come on man we need details!"

Surprisingly it was Iruka who said this. Now Naruto was sure that he is surrounded by perverts. He never would have thought that Iruka would steep so low as to join their kind. The two perverts kept bombarding Naruto with questions. Naruto turned in his seat to look out the window. As the vehicle kept heading to their destination, Naruto saw a beautiful Sakura Tree. The sight made him think about the scrumptious pink haired goddess. His thoughts then wander to the ride with Sakura. Everything around him soon faded into nothingness.

Flashback

The car was dead silent. Both occupants were paying attention to the road. Neither had talked since leaving the coffee shop. Sakura decided to take a quick peek at the blond god driving. She saw his cerulean eyes focused to the road ahead. She quickly looks away and focused her eyes to her lap. Naruto couldn't take it anymore so he also decided to take a quick peek. He watched the elegant flower next to him looking at her lap. He then returned his attention to the road. Unbeknownst to the young adults, the blushes they had since they both enter the vehicle have not left their faces. After a while, Sakura decided to take another look at the male next to her. She slightly turns her head to the left. From the corners of her eyes, she mentally jots down every facial feature. She jots down how lean his face is, his unruly golden locks, his tanned skin, and his soul capturing eyes. She couldn't help but notice the similarities between the male besides her and his father. Kushina had once shown her a picture of Minato when she asked where the man was at. Naruto inherited his father wild blond hair as well as his captivating eyes. His hair though was shorter in length than his father. One major difference between the two was the six whiskers that adorned the young man's face. Curiosity got the better of her, so she asked him how he received those whiskers.

"Um, Naruto, you don't mind me asking but how did you receive those whiskers of yours?" Sakura asked politely. Naruto was taken by surprised that she was talking to him. He was screaming in the inside that she was talking to him. Now all he had to do was answer without choking like before.

"I on't ind… I mean I don't mind you asking at all. I actually receive these whiskers as you put it when my mom and I went for vacation to the Umi no Kuni when I was five. I was such an adventurous boy back then though I still am. I venture into the woods one foggy morning. Due to the mist, I had zero visibility. I tripped on a rotting tree branch and accidently fell on top of a red fox. The fox apparently mistook me as a predator and lashed out. It laid two on me with its sharp nails. It dug both of his paws in deep in both of my cheeks. My mom found me moments later because I was wailing out. The doctor who came to see me told my mom that the wound would scar me. And that is how I got my six whiskers. Ha ha! But why do you ask?" Naruto question the girl.

"Um well you see (mumble mumble)" Sakura said. Her blush intensified.

"Sorry, I didn't quite get that."

"Well I think they look cute on you. Sakura that day created a new shade of red. At the comment, Naruto's face heated up to levels never reach before. His mind shutdown and only one word rang in his silent mind. Cute. Luckily, the boy's mind restarted since it comprehended that they are on the road. The two stay quiet for the rest of the ride. Never did once did the heat on their faces receded.

Flashback Ends

"Oi, Naruto, wake your ass up 'cuz we are here!" Kakashi yelled out to the drooling boy. The boy woke up to indeed find the car parked outside of the bank. The trio got out of car and went towards the trunk. Kakashi open the trunk to show case different kinds of weapons. All the men grab two additional pistols as well as a couple ammunition cartridges. You can never be too careful was always their motto. The guys knowing that it won't be an easy escape afterwards, Kakashi had Naruto stashed a Tommy gun in the back seat hiding from outside view. Kakashi then got out the blueprints of the bank's vault floor.

"Alright let us go over the plan once more in order to refresh Naruto's mind." A loud hey could be heard coming from Naruto. Kakashi chuckled and continue. "There is a female security guard who holds the keys to the vault on the first floor. I will go over and 'persuade' her to hand over the keys. Naruto, you are to go to the bathroom. Once inside, drop your pants and come out complaining to the other guards about there being no toilet paper. A custodian or most likely a guard will come and give you a roll. You are to use this (hands over a taser gun to Naruto) and give whoever comes quite a shock. Take their ID and leave the bathroom as quietly as possible. You are then to pass by Iruka who will be standing near the water fountain next to the staircase. Bump into him and 'accidentally' drop the ID card. Once you do, just keep walking until you reach the security room. Wait till a guard comes out and give him or her a shock as well. Enter the room and knockout any remaining guards. Watch the security footage to alert Iruka of any possible confrontations. Iruka, once Naruto gives you the ID, you are to retrace my footsteps in order to get the vault keys. Once I hand them over, head back to the door leading to the staircase. You will go down two levels where you will find a door that needs an identification card. Use the ID to get in. Once inside, this is where Naruto will start helping you out. You two will communicate with these (hands over two walkie talkies). Naruto will monitor your trek throughout the floor. Iruka you are to take a left on the first corridor and then a right on the third one. You will come across two huge steel doors. You will enter the second one using the set of keys I gave you. Once inside, you will be in the clear. The vault can only be open using the right combination. You don't have to worry about that because I have the password you need to unlock it. Take this bag and fill it up with the boss's gold. Rendezvous with Naruto afterwards but dressed as a custodian. You two will then meet me up in the back of the back where we will make an escape by committing grand theft auto. And before you asked, this vehicle has a time bomb underneath. It is set to explode by 2:15. It is currently 1:30 so we have to make this quick. And don't worry this is not even my car, I 'borrow' it from a guy down near the deli. Alright team, you all know your job, so let's move out!" The trio dispersed, each going into the bank their own way. The trio walks inside and found the bank nearly empty. Kakashi found his target sitting behind a desk manicuring. The remaining two saw him walk over to the female. They saw the female look up at Kakashi, giving him a smile. The two started conversing, the female laughing every once in a while. The brunette then got up and whisper to Kakashi, causing the man to giggle perversely. He gave the girl a nod. The female latched herself to Kakashi and started leading him to a hallway. Iruka and Naruto look at each other and sweatdropped. They shrug it off and went to do their own thing.

Kakashi's Phase

The young woman led Kakashi to the files room. Since she was the only that day with the set of keys that could open the door, no one was going to disturb them. The woman unlocks the door and led the man inside. Once the door closed, she hungrily attacked the man's lips. The two got into a heavy make out session. The brunette placed both of her arms around Kakashi's neck. She then raise her left leg. The male parted his lips and slip his tongue out. The female happily obliged, parting her own lips as well. Soon the two were in a heated session. Kakashi's left hand travel down the female's back towards her ass. He grabbed a handful and received a moan as a reward. The two parted for air soon afterwards. The female then took it upon herself to undress the male. She took off his jacket but then decided for a different approach. She stood up and started unbuttoning her shirt. Once done, she took it off to reveal a pair of d-cup breasts. She reaches for her bra's clasp on her back. The bra slips off revealing her breasts. She went down on her knees and puts her face near the man's crotch area. She took the zipper in her mouth and pulls it down slowly. This action just made Kakashi's hardened cock even harder. She then reaches inside and slightly pulls down his boxers. She then took out his throbbing nine inch member. She took his head into her mouth. She then started giving his head ministrations with her tongue. She slips Kakashi's head out and began licking all over the throbbing rod. Once the shaft was cover in saliva, she took him whole. She started bobbing her head. The tempo increased as time went by. As the young woman worked on Kakashi's cock, her left hand started her left breast's areola. Her right hand went under her pants and panties. She inserted two fingers into her hot core.

Naruto's Phase

Naruto walk over the nearest bathroom. He went inside and went to the farthest stale from the door. Naruto unbuckle his belt and pull down his pants and boxers. He then looks out the stall to make sure no one was around. Seeing the coast clear, Naruto walked out. He had to walk painfully slow so as to not trip. He walk out of the bathroom and headed towards the nearest guard.

"Hey man, what's the deal here? I go into the bathroom to take a shit only to find the place towel less." The guard looks at him and soon regretted the action.

"Sir, I ask you to go back inside the bathroom."

"Not without my god damn toilet paper!"

"Sir please wait in the bathroom, I'll have someone bring you toilet paper."

"Fine!" Naruto turn around and walk back to the bathroom. He went back to his stall. Once in there, he put his boxers and pants back on. He then took off his belt. "Fuck what Kakashi said about tasering their asses. I am doing things my way." Naruto wrapped one end of the belt on his left hand and the other end on his right. The bathroom door opened to reveal the security guard from before.

"Sir, you in there?"

"Ah yes, I'm in the third stall." The guard walks over to the stall. He placed his left hand over the stall's door to give Naruto the roll of toilet paper. Naruto quietly unlock the door. Since the door had it hinges loose, it didn't take much force for Naruto to kick it down. The guard upon impact fell to the floor, his back to Naruto. Naruto quickly wrap the belt around the guard's neck. It would be several minutes later where Naruto successfully strangled the man to death. He took the man's ID from his pockets. He unwrapped the belt and tossed it into the stall he came out of. He walks over the body and heads out. Naruto spotted Iruka leaning over a water fountain the moment he came out. He walks over to him and bumps him on the shoulder. He slips out the ID which Iruka quickly picks up. He walks to the security room. No less than two minutes later, a guard comes out. Naruto finally obeying Kakashi takes out his taser and tases the guard. The guard falls but is quickly caught by Naruto who drags him into the room. He gives the guard a quick chop to the neck, rendering him unconscious. He walks to the security cams and sits down. He takes out his walkie talkie informing Iruka that he is in position.

Iruka's Phase

After picking up the ID, Iruka retraced Kakashi's steps. It led him to the files room. Once at the door, Iruka swore he heard what sounded like a woman begging for more. Apparently Kakashi must have sense him because a pair of keys was slid under the door. Iruka pick them up and quickly left but not before muttering man whore. Iruka walk back to the fountain. He went and opens the door next to it leading him to the staircase. He went down two levels and found the door Kakashi mentioned. He used the ID to get in. The door open and Iruka went in silent as a cat. He took out his own walkie talkie.

"Alright, this is Scarface speaking, I am in the corridors. Over." Out of nowhere, Iruka heard what sounded like Kakashi's voice saying that he was Scarface.

"This is Fox; I currently have you on my radar. There are no sign of living organisms down there except your ugly ass (Snickers). Over."

"Thank you Highness, by the way we are not in the military so why we have to follow this procedure?" An inaudible 'don't know' was all Iruka received as an answer. Seeing as Naruto did not saw any enemy hostile, Iruka just ran through the hallways. He took the first left and then ran straight till the third hall way where he took a right. He arrives at his destination. He took out the set of keys to find them cover in sweat and cum.

"Naruto, remind me to kill Kakashi, okay."

"Roger that." Iruka inserted the vault key into the second door. He heard the door unlock. He pushes the heavy steel door to find himself surrounded by cash, jewelry, and the boss's gold. He quickly got the bag he receives from Kakashi out. Five minutes later, he was all done. Since the bastard known as Danzou did not acquire much of the boss's gold, the bag was not that heavy. Iruka quickly arrive at the door leading back to the staircase where he was told by Naruto that he will meet him at the rendezvous point. Iruka went up the stairs and back to the first floor.

End Phase

Once both Naruto and Iruka got back to the first floor, they found the place empty of all life. There was no sign of the security guards from before. They shrugged it off but still had their guard up. They met near the hallway leading to the files room. They were about to go get Kakashi when a voice form behind them stop them in their tracks. The two turn around only to come face to face with a sight they dreaded to see.

And that is the end of Chapter 2. I hope you all like the small lemon part. It was my first lemon/lime/whatever. As to whom they saw well you have to wait for the next installment. And yes the bathroom idea was based off of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen but it was tweaked.

Kakashi is Naruto's god brother.

Preview for chapter 3 entitled On A Highway To Hell:

What did Naruto and Iruka saw that scared them? Will they escape before the bomb explodes? Will they ever get to Kakashi and escape the bank? And the question on who is this boss is still unanswered? Find out next time.

Konoha Police Reports

Jiraiya

Occupation: Gentleman's Club Owner

Jiraiya is a former mobster who was a member of the famous team known as the Sannins. He retired from the mafia life. He bought an abandon building where he remodeled the whole place. The place soon became a gentleman's club. The club was appropriately named Icha Icha Paradise. The club instantly became the city's number one Gentleman's club. Due to its success, Jiraiya establish a club chain across the country. He currently hold the title of Konoha's Biggest Pervert.

Rant of the week:

What the fuck?! Is everyone getting a Sharingan these days? First Kakashi, now DANZOU?! What is next Sakura and Naruto receiving their own Sharingan! I'm sorry Kishi-sensei but you have gone too far. I mean first you kill Jiraiya, and then have the entire leaf village destroy by a single man, and now this nOOb has the Sharingan! You just spammed the Sharingan. If you were planning to spam it why didn't you just called the show Uchiha or Sharingan instead of Naruto since it seems everyone is getting a Sharingan.

Oh and people, I do not support the whole buzz that has been storming the web since the chapter released of Danzou=Madara. First reason is because Naruto is in the village. If Danzou is Madara then how come he hasn't abducted Naruto yet? Second, Madara lost his left eye during the battle with Hashimara Senju while Danzou still has his. So the most logical explanation is that he had the Sharingan transplanted. Now the question is whose Sharingan is it?

There were several people in the website that I am usually on that is devoted to Naruto that said that Danzou got the Sharingan from Obito. First off, Obito had his entire right side crushed under a big ass boulder so that proves that theory wrong. Then some jackass came up with the theory that Danzou=Obito. Again, Obito is dead plus if he is Danzou, then he must be Kakashi's age but Danzou is as old as Hiruzen Sarutobi. Also there is one major thing that proves this theory wrong: Danzou still has a left eye.

Well that is the end of my rant. Sorry about that but I just had to get it out of my system.