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"I HAVE TO WHAT! ?" It was the day after my meeting with the unworthy kicking boy and his friend, who also happened to be his weapon. The boy was fanning himself with the giant fan as he discussed the plan with me after classes at Shibusen. Kinda reminds me of the hot chick from that anime about ninjas like me. People always compare me to the stupid main character, but I don't see it. I'm WAY better than that guy. I better he never even dreamed of surpassing g-d; let alone succeed in doing it.

"You heard me." The boy responded with a big, sly smirk on his face as he used his friend/weapon to fan himself. "You gotta ask out that guy, or nothin's gonna progress no matter WHAT ya do." He explained.

"THAT'S STUPID!" I responded slamming my hands on the ground since they didn't own a table, couch, or bed to their name. "I'M THE GREAT BLACK STAR! ANYONE I WANT SHOULD ALREADY BE ON THEIR KNEES BEGGING FOR ME!"

"You're a great moron if you think that'll happen." He mumbled with some weird face; like this. -3-"

"What's that supposed to mean! ?" I asked. I mean REALLY doesn't this guy understand that I'm a G-D! ? I'm Black Star the super awesome, super cool, super powerful assassin! I shouldn't have to ask out someone especially not KID! He should ask me out; on his hands and knees with tears in his eyes beggin' 'Please! Please! Oh Great and Powerful Black Star! Won't You PLEASE go out with me! ?" That's what should happen.

"You know you have a SERIOUS problem of saying your thought out loud."

Oops.

The kicker boy's weapon raised an eyebrow at me through his fan-form. "You know, it's good to have confidence, but bad to have too much. In love, what you want isn't just going to come running to you when you snap your figures. You gotta work and earn love from the person you're chasing. So though I hate to say it, Teruki's right here."

"I'm right! ?" Kicker boy responded. "I mean…yeah…of cource I'm right! Like for instance Haruchiru! I remember when Haru asked ME out for the first time!"

FLASH BACK Teruki POV

It was about six years ago. I was sitting under a cherry blossom tree watching the pedals fall.

"It's a beautiful site isn't it?" I heard from above.

When I looked up, there he was; tall and handsome. He wore a black jacket, unzipped, with black worn jeans and black boots. His gorgeous brown hair blew in the breeze as his green eyes, like a shining forest, glittered, looking up at the sky.

He looked down to me and smiled to sweetly it made my heart skip a beat as he jumped from the tree and landed in front of me.

"Teruki," He said. "We've been through so much. Haven't we?" He asked, sitting next.

I nodded. "Sure Haru. We've done everything together. We've made it through the bad and worse times."

"Then can I ask you something?" He asked, turning to look at my eyes, which were wide with confusion. "Teruki?"

"Yes Haru?" I asked.

Before I knew what happened his lips were on mine soft and gentle. When he pulled a way he smiled again the same as before.

"Would you please consider going out with me?" He asked.

"Oh! Haru!"

END DISCUSTING FLASH BACK! BACK TO BLACK STAR POV!

Kicker boy looked into nowhere with hearts in his eyes and his hands clasped together. I sat next to his weapon who had turned back to human form and seemed to find kicker's description a little off.

"Hey," I turned to him. "Is that really what happened?"

"Not exactly…" He answered.

TRUE FLASH BACK! Haru POV.

It was actually about three years ago, considering six years ago I was eleven and Teruki was only ten. We had just gotten out of yet another sticky situation. That's another story entirely. It is true the cherry blossoms were falling. I was in a tree tired from running and bathed in my own sweat. Teruki was lying below in about the same position as me.

"Teruki, I can't keep saving your ass!" I explained through pants and gasps of air. "This is probably the biggest mess you've ever gotten in! Do you know how hard it is to get you out! ?"

Teruki let out a finally sigh and smiled up at me. "Hey Haru, can you come down here a minute?" He asked me.

"Why?" was my response.

"Just do it." He said. "I wanna thank you for saving me properly this time."

That was unlike him; REALLY unlike him. But I was pleasantly surprised and jumped down from the tree. However before I even landed I was tackled to the ground by him and… …

"I let you put two and two together with that part." He said, watching Kicker in his daydream of lies with a sweat drop down his head.

I looked up at him raising my perfect eye brow.

"Should I really be asking you two for help?" I question.

"While it may not seem it, Teruki does know what he's talking about." He explained. "The way we got together may not have been romantic, but it did involve one of us making a move for the other. That's what you have to do. If you don't go for the goal, how will you ever win the game?"

I thought about that for a second. "I guess you'd lose the game."

"JUST LIKE ALL OUR READERS!" (Feel free to flame for this! XD)

"What Teruki?" Weapon boy asked.

"Oh nothing." Kicker boy answered.

"Alright than!" I decided, standing up with determination. "Next time I get the chance I'm gonna asked out Kid! Hope he's ready, 'cuase I'm gonna sweep him off his feet!"

"Good for you." Smiled weapon boy.

"YEAH!" Exclaimed kicker.

"YEAH!" I repeated. "But wait."

They looked at me confused.

"Umm….."

Okay, what I'm about to say may cuase confusion, but I HAVE had girl friends. Plenty! Everyone wants to date Black Star…but…

"How exactly do I ask him out?" …Yeah…

Kicker boy smiled; his blue eyes gleaming under his blond hair and red tipped bangs. "Oh….you leave that to me…" He declared.

"Here we go…" Weapon said rolling his eyes.

Why do I have I feeling this is gonna end EXTREMELY badly? I'm a G-D DAMN IT! WHY AREN'T THINGS GOING MY WAY! ?

Meanwhile Tsubaki had been left alone again at the grocery store by Black Star. XD

FINALLY CHAPTER TWO! You have no idea how hard it is to get stuff like this done while trying to maintain at least a 'C' in chemistry. G-d I hate chemistry. T.T" Well hope you liked it. PLEASE REVIEW! I NEED OPINIONS!