Dear Pink,
I love cookies. Especially chocolate chip. We made cookies at Troy's house today. I made seven. 'S', 'H', 'A', 'R', 'P', 'A', 'Y'. Troy and Ryan said I was stupid and I shouldn't be eating my name up. But it's so delicious. I love my name. I pretended to love my cookies a lot even though they tasted disgusting. I refused to give Chad some even though he begged me for it. The only thing I like about Chad is his puffy hair. I sprinkled some crumbs in it after he begged me for ten minutes and started clinging onto my manicured (A.N. she actually knows how to spell 'manicured') nails. It looked like snow falling into a whirlpool.
Love,
Your truly amazing Sharpay