Assassin

By Samhoku

I do not own Alex Rider. I got permission to use B. B. Gun and I own Dolly and Autumn.

Chapter

Alex was plotting on a way to kill Autumn. He finally got a picture from Scorpia of her. She looked vaguely like someone he knew. Almost like...Nah. Couldn't be. But he couldn't help but wonder...

He walked down to a bar and saw the Big Tall Imposing Girl with the Australian Accent. B. B. Gun said, "Yo, Punk. Go into any random houses lately?" Alex stared at her for a minute before replying, "No. No I have not. What are you doing here?

B. B. gave a laughing reply, her brown eyes serious, "Well, I am a bouncer here. You get drunk and start acting like a fool and I will gladly kick you out."

Alex mock saluted and walked in. B. B. wanted to aim a kick at his backside to send him sprawling...But she decided against it.

Autumn was being interviewed by a local newspaper about Scoripia. She asked the man, "Do you want me to tell you the censored or the uncensored version?" The reporter said, "Preferably the censored."

Autumn said simply, "I was trained to kill people in 150 different ways using any household item and 200 ways with martial arts. I was trained to use any gun and how to use a knife. My father, Yassan taught me how to scuba dive, drive a get-away-car, archery, acrobatics, and anything else that I would need to survive in the wilderness."

The reporter said, "Okay. Did you become friends with anyone while you worked for them?"

Autumn said, "Yes and no. It was not encouraged so I kept my distance. But, I did become friends with B. B. Gun before she was sent to jail for the first time. After the first time it scarred her so much she did not want to go back."

Michal (The reporter) asked, "I heard that you got custody of your niece, Dolly. Is this true?"

Autumn said calmly, "Yes sir. It is true. My niece's parents are irresponsible and are both, currently, in jail."

Michal nodded and looked through his notes. Then he asked, "How long did you work for Scourpia?"

Autumn said quietly, "10 years. I had been working for them from age 15 to 25. I am 26."

Michal nodded once again and said, "That will be all for today, Ms Autumn."

Autumn nodded and headed towards the house. She figured she would check on Dolly. Because who knows what that child did while she was gone? Oh well. She called a baby sitter.

Autumn opened the door and a strange man was in there with her niece. She said sharply, "Who are you? You are not the baby sitter I called."

Alex looked up at the lady and said, "She invited me in for tea."

Dolly was all smiling and said to Autumn, "See? B. B. Was not drunk and I was not historical."

Autumn corrected her, "Its Hysterical sweetheart. Not historical."

B. B. came in and stopped, "Dolly? You let that creep in again? I even sent Big Jim to babysit you! You like Big Jim!"

Big Jim is B. B.'s cousin. He is 28 and around 6ft 6in, giant hands but a softy. All little kids adore him.

Alex finished the tea Dolly made. He said to Dolly, "Thank you for the tea, little lady."

He nodded to B. B. Gun, "See ya Aussy."

Autumn raised an eyebrow at B. B. Gun, wondering what she would do. B. B., At a loss for words, just made her hands mimic him.

Then Alex said to Autumn, "Goodbye, Ms." He left the house and started to his car.

Dolly smiled brightly at them, "He is vewy nice."