Hey guys, we're back! Yes I know that I am neglecting my other two stories, but I'm experiencing severe Writer's block on both of them. So, sorry for that, and as always, go check out flaggerbookie.

Simon P.O.V.:

"No, this is where you put down all of your twos." I said to Jon Cartwright. George and I were trying, and failing, to teach the natural born shadowhunters to play BS.

"But you said that I didn't have to put down all of my twos." Jon said defiantly. "Look, you're probably going to win anyway, so you don't have to screw with my head."

"By the angel, you're an idiot," Said George. "The entire point of this game is to screw with your head. Also, I'm winning."

"Wait," said Julie. "Do you or do you not want him to put down his threes?"

"No, Julie we're on twos." I said irritably. "Just put some cards down, Jon." He puts down five cards.

"Bullshit!" Said George. "Now you take all of those cards, Jon." He takes the cards with a glum look on his face.

"George, it's rude to take advantage of idiots." I said.

"It's not my fault that he doesn't know that there are only four cards in a deck." George says with a huge grin on his face.

"I guess you're right." I say. It looks as if Jon is about to hurtle himself over the library table when Catarina barges in momentarily distracting Jon.

We all look at her warily as she approaches the table. "Sorry to interrupt your amusing game of BS," She says not looking sorry at all, "But Dean Penhallow needs to see you four."

"Look, if it's about the opossum that I let loose in the basement, Simon told me to. It's probably been living here longer than us anyway." George babbled. With a swift elbow to the ribs, he shut up.

"I am almost positive that that is not the reason that she has summoned you." Catarina says dryly.

"Now?" Julie says. "It's almost curfew."

"Seeing as it is only five minutes till curfew, I doubt any of you had plans to actually retire to your rooms on time. Now go see the dean." She says.

As we walk into the dean's office, I recognize three familiar faces. "Oh my god!" I exclaim. "What are you doing here? You're not teaching again, are you?"

"Hell no," said Jace. "I can't believe I let Clary sucker me into that."

Izzy and Clary crush me into a hug. "We missed you Simon," Izzy says.

"Everyone please take a seat," says Dean Penhallow. "We have much to discuss."

It's done! Chapter one. As always, check out flaggerbookie! We post the same story, but she may want some support too. Read and review.