They Say,"Long Live the King!" Chapter 2
Okay, disclaimer-I DONT OWN HP. HAPAH?
In the Fire Kingdom...
Ron Weasley was being teased by his older twin brothers...AGAIN.
And by his younger sister...AGAIN.
And they tied him to his bed and left him there...AGAIN.
Let's just say everything that was happening was happening again.
Except for one itty-bitty thing.
They were teasing him because he was betrothed to Princess Pansy of the Water, and everyone knew she was the most annoying princess of the three that lived right now.
"KNOCK IT OFF OR I TELL MOTHER!" Percy screeched from Ron's bedroom door.
"Hey, you inherited being an annoying ass from her! Way to go!" Fred congratulated.
"I heard that mister," Queen Molly warned from the hall,"If you don't be nice, I won't allow you to go to the Honorary ball!"
"But mum, it's for me!" Fred whined.
"No, it's for Ron. The invitation strictly says his name. Not yours," She said.
"Please don't let him go!" Ron pleaded with his mother.
"Sorry Ronald, no can do," Molly said and flicked her wand. The ropes that bound him untangled, and Ron sat bolt upright.
The queen left to attend some special thing, and Percy looked strictly at his siblings,"No horsing around. Got it?"
"Yes Percy,"They replied in a monotone. Percy was the most annoying bastard any of them had the displeasure to meet. Or be related to, for that matter.
"So," Ginny said and adjusted her tiara. "Ronny and Pansy sittin' in a tree, S-N-O-G-G-I-N-G!"
"Here we go again," Ron thought.
In the Water Kingdom...
Pansy was walking in the underwater halls, her gills pulsing, her maids following behind.
Pansy was wearing her black dress and pearls, a lacy veil covering her face.
Lord Jakson had died, and he was Pansy's uncle. It was a family-only funeral, despite the fact that several of the passer-by bowed heads.
Pansy's fins shivered, her webbed hands adorned in jewelry.
Pansy's mother, Queen Rose, came over to her daughter and stroked Pansy's black hair.
"There there seashell, it'll be alright," She said, but her tears still fell. Lord Jakson was Pansy's father's brother, but Rose was still close to him nevertheless.
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the royal family, the funeral for Lord Jakson Parkinson is about to begin. Please take your seats.
Rose and Pansy swam over to where Andew, Pansy's father stood.
"It'll be okay," Rose told her husband as they sat down, front-row.
"I'm gonna miss him," Andew said.
"Me too dad, me too," Pansy thought to herself as she twisted her jewels.
But every song's like:
Gold teeth
Grey Goose
Tripping in the bathroom
Bloodstains
Ball gowns
Trashing the hotel room
(Royals (c) Lorde)