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Chapter 2: Cravings

Alice followed me to my locker and waited as I grabbed my books for Bio. Edward had had to go print something out in the library before English.

We walked together to the cafeteria and did our normal routine of my buying food I would eat, and she piling a plate full of food that she would only eat if she were tied down and force-fed. I paid, waited for Alice, and took my normal seat at our now-crowded table.

Edward joined us after a few minutes. He still looked pretty peeved and I couldn't help but tease him about it. "Geez, Edward! Why didn't you tell me you were gay?"

He just glared at me. Alice laughed at my joke. "It's okay, Edward. You had to come out of the closet sometime!"

Emmett and Jasper came up behind Edward. Rose had left right after class; she had some things to take care of before tomorrow. I was nervous, Eric was weird, but he was a nice kid. If Rosalie hurt him, I would be very angry.

"Hello? Earth to Bella!" Alice waved her hand in front of my face.

"Huh? What?"

"Eat, new-mommy. Your poor baby is starving!"

"Alice, you know this is a fake project, right?"

"Yeah, but still, even fake pregnancies can cause cravings. I really want to go hunting right now, by the way. Jazzy, baby, can you and I go out after school?"

He nodded. "Sure, I wanted to go out anyways."

All this talk of food was making me hungry. I looked down at my tray. I had an apple, Iced Tea, and a lukewarm, greasy pizza. But all I wanted right now was a tray of hot, gooey brownies. They had to be from a box—Pillsbury preferably. I loved the little doughboy.

"Mmm. Edward, can you do something for me?"

He looked up, still a bit ticked off, but managed a, "What, love?"

"Can you go to the store and get me a box of Pillsbury brownies?"

"Why would you want me to get you brownies? Just go buy a Tastykake."

"Nooo! Eddie! I neeeeeed Pillsbury!" By now I was clutching my stomach and the table was staring at me. I guess I was the only one who had their pregnant hormones really kicking in. At least, fake ones.

He sighed. "Alright. I've got ten minutes. But what do you want with a box of brownie mix? Are you gonna make me bake them for you?"

"Yeah! Mrs. Cooney has ovens and pans in the cooking room. You've got time, so you should be fine!" I was grinning now, glad that he was giving in.

Next to me, Alice was giggling into her hand. "Yeah, Bella. You sure aren't gonna have cravings!"

I ignored her and gave Edward my best puppy-dog face. "Please, Edward!"

"No way! Mrs. Cooney would never let me bake in her ovens when I'm not in her class, and even if she did, I'm not doing it!"

"Edward! You get this pregnant woman her brownies!" Alice screeched.

"Now, guys. Edward's pregnant too, so I'll get Bella her brownies. Jeez! You girls sure are weird!" Emmett offered, laughingly.

Edward glared at Emmett's joke, but thanked him. "Just get them."

"Okey-dokey artichokey!" Oh gosh, sometimes Emmett was exactly like a little kid.

Emmett left and I ate my lunch. By the time we were dismissed, he still hadn't come back, and I was getting upset. Well, more like bitchy. "Where are my brownies!!!!!!" I screamed in the hallways.

"Calm down, love. He'll be back soon."

Just then Mike sidled up to me. "Hey, baby. Come on, we're gonna be late to class." He took my hand and started pulling me through the crowd.

"Uh, Mike?" I glanced back and saw Edward's eyes turning black. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Getting my pregnant girl to class!"

"Um, I was okay, thanks." With perfect timing I tripped over someone's feet. Wow, way to make a point.

Mike laughed. "No, you needed me, trust me on this. I can't have the mommy of my unborn child getting hurt!"

Oh man, he was taking this way too far. "Mike, you know I'm not actually pregnant with your child, right?"

He turned away and mumbled something. Now, I don't have Edward's super hearing, but I swear he said, "Not yet."

Until now I had let myself be dragged through the halls and be caught by Mike, but that pushed me over the edge. I ripped my hand out of his and snapped. "I think I'll be fine from here, thanks. See you later."

Edward had caught up by now and I gladly put my hand in his. "I'll take her from here," he growled.

Mike's face went from surprise, to fear, to hate in a matter of seconds. "I'm the daddy," he growled back.

"I'm the really daddy."

Whoa! That was a surprise there! Apparently I was cheating on Mike with Edward. But Edward was gay, and I was marrying him, and so really I was cheating on Edward with Mike and making it seem vice verse. Try figuring that out! I still am.

"According to Ms. Cook, I am."

"Does Ms. Cook keep tabs on Bella 24/7?" Edward's eyebrows went up as he asked the rhetorical question.

That surprised me too. He and I never went any farther than kissing, he'd made that clear, and here he was, trying to convince Mike that we were doing more than we actually were! Wow, this project is stirring up way more drama than it's worth.

I stepped in at this point. "Boys! Calm down! It's really not worth it! Mike, Edward can get me to class, thanks. He's my real boyfriend, and since we're not in class, I'll have him get me to Bio."

Mike's face dropped and I felt a bit guilty, but it was swept away as I remembered what I really needed right now: brownies.

"Where the hell is Emmett!"

"I'm back! I'm back! God, Bella, calm down!" He ran up, holding a tray of warm brownies in his left hand, and a knife in his other.

"Screw the knife!" I grabbed the hot pan from him and started scooping the goop into my mouth. "Mmmmmm…."

"Gosh, Edward. She's not saving any for you! Do you want me to get you one for your pregnant cravings too?" Emmett joked.

I was too busy shoving the heavenly brownies into my mouth to notice the boys fighting on the floor, but Alice sure did. I wasn't sure where she had come from, but she was down there, trying to get them apart.

"Mmmm…"

"Bella! Help me!"

"What?" I couldn't see my face, but it sure felt like I had crumbs all over it. I tried to wipe them away, but my hands were just as nasty.

"Stop Edward!"

That was when I noticed what they were doing. "Edward! Stop! It's okay, you can have some too!"

He stopped as soon as I said the magic word, but stomped over to me once I finished my sentence. "Do you guys think it's funny that I have to be the woman and wear a giant plastic stomach for a week?"

I nodded and Emmett screamed his agreement.

"Ugh!" Edward stomped off toward Bio. "Bella, are you coming?"

"One sec!" I wanted to finish my brownies.

As soon as I was finished, I put the tray down on a water fountain. The janitors would find it, and hopefully they would take it back to the cooking rooms. Suddenly, Mike was there. Now, I was wondering why the bell hadn't rung yet when he appeared, so I didn't really notice as he took my hand again and whispered, "Baby, come with me," in my ear.

He started dragging me again, and this time I let him. Heck, it's only a week; why not let him have his fun?

Edward's face popped into my mind as I thought that. Well, he could have his fun, as long as he kept his lips and hands to himself…

I took my hand back, but continued walking next to him. Part of the assignment was spending time together, anyways. Might as well start it now…

As I took my seat in Biology, the PA crackled and Ms Cook's voice came over the loudspeaker. "Attention all students taking Human Developments and Relations: after school, please come to my office to pick up your stomachs. I repeat, please come to my office after school to pick up your stomachs."

As soon as the announcement ended, I felt my phone buzz; it was receiving a text. "We're going shopping after school," it read. It was from Alice.

Great, this day was just getting better and better.

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