AN: Chappie 2 is now made!

Thank you for your reviews, although I don't know why some of you put Mary-Sue in your reviews…

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BDR: Uh ya…Anyways as you may already know if you have a stinking brain I'm Black-Dragon-Rock and I'm beta-reading Kat's fanfic so it may have some of my personal touches or I might've added some parts. I'll be reading the reviews too… (Glares darkly at the dumb asses who said I was a freaken Mary-sue).

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""So we have it worked out, Yazoo will stay with Roxy, Loz will stay with me, and Carmen gets Kadaj"

Lisa muttered.

"Oh great, I get the guy who punches me in the gut."

Carmen winced as she remembered that. Kadaj muttered a sorry, feeling regret. The other two smirked.

"Ok well then, Kadaj and I will leave now I got to make his sleeping arrangements then."

Carmen moaned hating every minute of her life at the moment.

"Why don't you two sleep together? Less hassle."

Roxy joked, receiving a punch in the arm by Carmen.

"Ow touchy…"

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"Have you found any trace of Kadaj and his brothers?"

Reeve asked wearily. They were standing in a hospital room, Reeve in the middle of the room, talking to the Turks, while most of AVALANCHE stood surrounding their friend. Vincent stood in a corner listening intently and keeping an eye on Cloud.

"No trace of them sir, they seemed to have disappeared in the Lifestream."

Reno responded, causing Reeve to sigh. He looked at the nearby hospital bed, where Cloud rested after the fight with Sephiroth. He definitely won't like this.

"Found any damn clues yet? I bet those idiots just fucked around not caring."

Cid growled.

"Who are called idiotic I'm not the one with a bit-"

Rude covered Reno's mouth before he could say anymore. It was best not to piss off the saviors of the planet who also defeated Sephiroth…twice.

"There was nothing. Their weapons seem to be gone without a trace as well who knows what mayhem they could be causing." Rude commented.

"Are you kidding me?"

Yuffie cried in surprise, suddenly the room felt more tense and alert. Tifa sighed.

"Can you please keep looking?"

"Let's hope that they will not upset anything that will cause critical damage to the world." Red XIII murmured.

Useless morons…Vincent thought to himself.

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Carmen guided Kadaj to the transit stop on her scooter. It was a quiet ride, neither of the passengers saying anything. Carmen used her pass while buying a ticket for Kadaj. When they climbed onto the transit, people looked at them strangely, well… more at Kadaj.

Carmen gave them what's-your-frikken-problem-mind-your-own-business look and they turned away. They were fellow students in her class, and they knew not to piss her off. Carmen smirked as she remembered one time they drove her over the edge.

Flashback

Carmen had just gotten to her first day of school, since she had missed the bus, she was clearly ticked. As she ran through the hallways, a tall, handsome guy who half the girls in the school liked bumped into her. Causing her to fall to the ground, she looked up at him with malice in her eyes.

"Watch where you're going asswipe!"

She spat as she stood back up giving him the finger behind her back.

"Oh I'm sorry; I don't normally hurt pretty girls like you. By the way, my name is-"

He was interrupted with a slap across the face.

"Look, use your lame pickup lines on other girls, and I don't give a shit"

She growled, as she started back down the hallway, but he grabbed her shoulder.

"WHAT?"

She hissed angrily, hoping to scare him off.

"Will you go out with me?"

He asked hopefully…It was a dark day for the poor guy it would take a few years before his crotch would be fully healed.

"Pervert! Have a nice time getting out of the hospital."

She cackled as she left him clutching his crotch painfully.

End flashback

She chuckled as she remembered the lovely incident, then she realized the same guy was standing right in front of her, smirking.

"We meet again, pretty girl."

He smiled. Carmen twitched, glaring at him

"I thought you were still in the hospital."

Carmen retorted. Kadaj looked at her with interest.

"I'm sorry, but I can't leave a girl as pretty as you alone."

He laughed as he stood beside her, putting a arm around her shoulders. Already, Kadaj wanted to kill him…but why? Maybe it was because this guy is very annoying. Yes, that's the reason. Kadaj grabbed the guy's hand

"Let go of her."

He glared at him, gripping the guy's hand. He wanted to use the Souba on him, but he promised Carmen he wouldn't kill anyone. The guy glared at Kadaj.

"Who are you? Her boyfriend or something?" The guy asks, causing Carmen to choke on her gum.

"Well maybe I am." Kadaj snaps back

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Carmen screams at the guy she had canned…multiple times, She back hands him, punches him, cans him, and just about does ANYTHING to make him feel pain. By the time they get off the transit, he was beaten, bloodied, bruised, scratched, and clearly in more pain than anyone could feel.

"Damn it...Beating up bastards like him makes me hungry…"

Carmen mutters to herself. She looks at Kadaj then asks him in a slightly curious tone.

"You hungry? Oh ya and thanks though this doesn't mean you're my boyfriend otherwise I'll do what I just did that other guy on you."

He looks at her as though she was crazy, and she probably was. Shaking his head he forgot the threat and answered her question.

"Wait… you just made a guy have a near death experience, and you are thinking about FOOD?"

"Well yea, I mean, beating up crap like that gets one hungry, right?"

"I guess…"

He didn't really know, after all, he normally was too obsessed with finding 'Mother' that it never really occurred to him to think of his stomach, only when it was night time, and morning did he ever stop to think that he was hungry.

"There's a good dessert house over there, lets get something to eat."

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AN: That's Chappie 2 no FLAMING…REVIEW

BDR: Hell ya this took long to edit. I'm so going to do some bad ass stuff when Vincent shows up…Oops well maybe he won't come so ha I might've not given away the next chapter. BTW WHERE THE HELL IS ROXY? If your wondering I'M ROXY in the story. Yes I am…

Everyone cause I'm SO considerate I've drawn FANART for this. When it gets posted I will tell you.

-Roxy