DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK
The three teenagers appeared to a park in some small town. In front of them, sitting in bench was a fat man eating pizza.
''So I'm guessing that tubby over there is going to have heartattack?'' Kenny said, and just as he finished speaking, the man dropped a slice of pizza he was holding, and grapped his chest, and fell to ground. Kenny walked to where the man was laying, and touched his shoulder, and he stopped moving. Kenny turned around and saw the man looking at his own body.
''What just happened?'' The man asked.
''I hate to break it to you buddy, but you are dead.'' Kenny said.
''Dead? How?'' The man asked, looking confused.
''Well if I had to bet, I'd put my money on extra cheese.'' Kenny said looking at the pizza.
''Yeah, I guess you're right'' The man said. ''But it was totally worth it.''
The man disapeared in a flash of light, and the boys moved to next location.
A woman in a buisness suit was walking on a street and talking to a phone.
''I don't have time for that David.'' The woman said to phone. ''You're 40 years old, you can make your own coffee.''
Just then, the woman was hit by a car and flew off the street. Kenny felt bad for her, because he had first hand experience with getting hit by car. He moved to the woman and touched her, and her spirit appeared next to him.
''So I'm dead?'' The woman asked.
''Yep'' Kenny replied.
''Can I ask you a question?'' The woman said, looking at Kenny, who nodded and she countinued.'' What is the meaning of life?''
Kenny tought for second before anwering. ''Forty two.''
''Forty two'' The woman repeated. ''What does that even mean?''
''Well'' Kenny answered ''You got an eternity with great thinkers like Einstien to figure it out.''
The woman disapeared in flash of light.
''Smartass'' Damien muttered to himself as they moved to next location.
Kenny looked at the yellow shirt with black letters GGWK printed on it. He had one of those shirts too, but it was now too small for him, and his sister now wore it. He turned around and saw a blond girl around his age sleeping in a bed. He then took a picture, in which a group of nine year old kids stood on a stage, all wearing yellow t-shirts. He recognized a lot of people from the picture, including Stan, Kyle Cartman and Bradley Biggle aka Mint-Berry Crunch, and himself. In the picture Kenny was holding hands with a blond girl, who was picking her nose with her free hand.
''What's the name of the person I'm supposed to kill?'' Kenny asked from Damien and Pip.
''Kelly Chambers'' Pip said after looking at his list.
Just then a cat knocked down a candle, which caused curtains to start burning.
Kenny ran to the girls bed and started shaking it, and shouting to wake her up.
''What are you doing?'' Damien asked.
''Trying to save her.'' Kenny shouted and countinued shaking the bed.
''Kenny, you know the rules, her name is on the list. You have to let her die.'' Pip said, looking worried.
''Screw the rules, I'm doing what's right. She's too young to die.'' Kenny said without stopping shaking the bed.
''Are you doing what's right or what's the most selfish thing you could do?'' Damien said, remembering the when Kenny told him about the only girl who he had ever truly loved.
Just then the girl woke up, and noticing the flames, screamed.
''Kelly what's wrong?'' Her father asked after entering the room, and after noticing the flames countinued ''Oh my god, we have to get out of here.''
He grapped her up, and they ran out of the building.
Few hours later, after the fire department had put out the fires, a man in black suit turned to the crowd that had gathered.
''All right, move along people, it's oblivious that this whole thing was caused by a gas leak.'' The man said.
''Gas leak?'' Mr. Chambers asked. ''But we don't even use gas.''
''When I say that it was a gas leak, it was a gas leak!'' The man shouted.
''Fine, I just said that we don't use gas.'' Mr Chambers said, and returned to his family. The man however pulled a phoned from his pocket and dialed a number.
''We got a turd in a punchbowl, I repeat we got a turd in a punchbowl. You know what to do.'' As the man put the phone back to his pocket, two more men in black suits got out of a black van, and walked to where Mr Chambers and his family were.
''Sir, could you come with us'' One of the men said, and Mr Chambers got up and started to follow them.
''Where are taking him?'' His wife asked.
''We just need him to sign some insurance papers.'' The other man said.
The two men led Mr Chambers to a dark alley, and the man who said that the fire was caused by gas leak joined them.
''What's going on here?'' Mr Chambers asked. ''Who are you?''
''Agents Grayson'' one of the men spoke, and pointed to himself ''Taylor'' a tall black man nodded ''And Leng'' an asian man also nodded. ''We're with the SCCU''
''SCCU, what is that?'' Mr Chambers asked.
''Supernatural crime cover up unit'' Agent Grayson answered. ''It's was started in the sixties to hunt down any creatures that might have escaped from Project Imagination doorway.''
''Goddamnit Paul.'' Agent Leng said. ''You were not supposed to tell that.''
''Sorry Kai, my bad.'' Agent Grayson said sounding embarrased.
''But you see Mr Chambers'' Agent Leng said as he pulled out a silenced pistol. ''You ask too many questions, and because of that, we can't have you walking around.''
Agent Leng shot Mr Chambers in the head, and Kenny moved in and touched Mr Chambers, and his spirit appeared next to him, and they watched as the three agents dragged body of Mr Chambers away.
''Sir, before you ask anyting, yes you are dead, and you are dead only because that guy'' Damien said, pointing to Kenny. ''Screwed up, and didn't kill your daugther.''
''You did the right thing.'' Mr Chambers said to Kenny. ''Every man should be ready to die for their child.''
''Are you sure that the hundreds of other who die because of this will also feel that way?'' Damien asked, but before he could answer, Mr Chambers disapeared in a flash of light.
Authors Note: Sorry about long delay in updating this, but I have been very busy lately, but things are starting to look little better now. Also, first one to guess correctlty from where the names of three agents come from, gets a oneshot request. To answer, send me a PM or leave a review (guest reviews will not be counted)