Risty: I know I said I wouldn't do this until I have four reviews, but...

Kurama: You're too impatient to wait?

Risty: HEY! That's not nice... /starts sulking/

Kurama/deep sigh/ Sorry.

Yusuke: Why are you apologizing to her?

Kuwabara: Because she's a girl and he hurt her feelings.

Risty/crying in corner/

NarratorDude: This isn't going anywhere so here's the story.

Yusuke and Kuwabara were standing in the park watching Kurama walk down the street. They'd been following him for two hours and Yusuke was starting to wonder how he'd let himself get into this.

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Koenma: I want you to find out who this girl is.

Yusuke: Sorry, I'm spending the day with Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: I'll find out!

Koenma: Looks like you just had a change of plans.

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"Man this is boring." He complained.

"He's heading for the mansion district."

"What?" He looked up, "Why would he be going there?"

They followed Kurama up to a large house with an iron fence, four large dogs sitting in the front yard, and the sound of "Halla Back Girl" coming from out back.

"WOW!" Both boys exclaimed in unison.

"Look at this place!" Kuwabara whispered.

"Hey, he's gong out back. Come on."

There were a bunch of cars parked in the backyard and five girls were standing around washing them.

"Man this sucks."

The boys looked and saw the owner of the voice sitting on top of a Volvo S40.

"That's the girl we saw last night!" Kuwabara whispered fiercely. They were crouched behind a bush in the driveway watching.

Another girl looked up from washing the tires of a Dodge Dakota and shook her head at the girl in the bed of the truck. She had long, blackpigtails that fell below her waist and she was dancing and signing along to the radio.

Few times we been around that track,

So it ain't just gonna happen like that,

'Cause I ain't no halla back girl,

Ain't no halla back,

"Yo twinkle toes!" The girl scrubbing tires yelled, "Less dancing, more washing!"

"Hm." She stuck her tongue out and began washing the bed of the truck.

"Well, guess you didn't need me after all." Kurama began turning around to leave.

"Oh no you don't!" The girl jumped down from the roof of the car and grabbed his arm. "You take this one. I need something to eat."

"Look! Look!" Two boys came running out of the garage with a big box.

"My Super Soakers!" The girl quickly climbed back on top of the car. "I'm captain of Team 1!"

"I'm captain of Team 2!" The girl in the bed of the truck announced. "And I call Maddie!"

The girl who had been washing tires stood up and grabbed a big squirt gun with a built in shield.

"I call the two boys hiding behind that bush!" The first girl called.

"What?" Kurama turned and looked as Kuwabara and Yusuke came out of hiding. "Yusuke! Kuwabara! You followed me?"

"Well..."

"Who are you anyway?" Yusuke yelled.

"OH! Where are my manners?" The girl on the Volvo crossed one leg over the other, held her arms straight out, and bent at the waist in a rather comical attempt at a bow. "I am Risty Ryokin, and I would like to welcome you to the Home."

Risty/still crying/ Huh? It's over already?

Kuwabara: What's the Home?

Yusuke: And who's the girl?

Kurama/trying to control laughter/

Yusuke: What are you laughing at?

Risty: What/leans over Kurama's shoulder and shakes head/ I knew I shouldn't have let Hiei into the wine cabinet.

Yusuke: WHAT/runs over and bursts out laughing/

Risty: Well, anyway. /stiffles laughter/ Please review so I can get the next chapter up!

Hiei/comes out of back room/

Everyone else/breaks into laughter/

Hiei: What?

Risty: Later peoples/falls into fit of uncrontolable laughter/

NarratorDude: I'll let you think about how this ends on your own.