Author's Note: So...yeah. Snakes lol.

I know I took forever, but I hope the wait was totally worth it (c'mon, it's over 4k words of smut! ;P). Keep in mind that I wrote this at different intervals so if something seems off and you find mistakes, please let me know. :)

Enjoy~


Naruto was sure that he was going to bite clean though his bottom lip. His body was wound up tighter than a rubber ball and a sheen of sweat covered him from head to toe. His face was flushed, his muscles ached, and his body fought wave after wave of shuddering pleasure.

He was nude and suspended a few feet from the ground by black snakes of various sizes that seemed to appear from nowhere. His arms were pulled above his head, the snakes binding them together from wrist to elbow. His legs were held wide apart, lewdly displaying his weeping sex and puckered entrance.

"Haa, haa. Ugh." Tiny erotic sounds left peachy lips in strangled gasps.

"Still not budging?"

The only response Naruto gave was squeezing his eyes shut tighter.

"Heh." Sasuke stood very close to the tanned naked being before him, eyes shining with sadistic glee as he stood between parted legs. He let his hands continue their slow lascivious teasing, fingers gliding over taunt muscles. His fingers pressed into quivering thighs, massaging the jumping flesh. He let his fingers dig into the flesh right inside where thighs connected hips, achingly close to the hard organ in between. "Do you feel good, Naruto?"

Naruto's toes curled and his head was thrown sharply backwards as the snakes continued to wind their slick bodies around him. They slid over his torso, scales sliding over hardened nipples over and over. They glided over his legs and up his body towards his pelvis. A particularly long one with medium girth was wrapped around his dick, coiling its body up and down repeatedly. It would squeeze at the base and loosen as it rose back up to the dripping head. The snake would occasionally diverge from its path around his cock to explore the areas below- slithering across his balls and teasing his entrance with its tail, but it never went inside.

His body burned, the pleasure so acute it was painful. There was something weird about these snakes. Should something so repulsive feel this good?

"I wonder how much longer you'll be able to last..." The low murmur left pale, arrogant lips. Deft fingers feathered over tanned skin with just enough pressure to cause spikes of electricity to run over the body before him, but not enough to satisfy.

A guttural groan sounded from deep within a glistening chest as Sasuke palmed Naruto's swollen head. The dark haired man rubbed at the reddened slit harshly, teasing it open to allow more clear fluid to seep out. Scarlet eyes darkened as he eyed the flesh in his hand, unaware of electric blue eyes watching him.

"Guh! Hah, haa. Fuck!" Abused, tumid lips parted in a choking gasp as an inky head of hair suddenly descended over Naruto's pelvis, lips closing over the aching head of Naruto's dick. A thick, wet tongue pressed itself to the sternum and dragged up and over to the other side in a ruthless lick.

Strong hands were suddenly at exposed hips, gripping roughly as a pliant tongue dipped and dug its way into the tiny wet hole and lips sucked deeply, adding to the blinding pleasure. Naruto's jaw dropped, drool dripping out the side as his eyes rolled skyward, and his head lolled to the side.

Naruto panted heavily, wanton moans sounding lowly from his throat as he bucked his hips once, twice. The lower Sasuke's lips sank, the more his tongue pressed and writhed around the bitter head. Saliva dripped from the stretched lips gliding over the thick shaft and onto the coiled snake. As if by some unspoken command, the serpent began to slip lower to rub its slick body back and forth over the puckered skin between quivering cheeks.

Blue eyes widened as sensation began to take over. Everything feels so good. Naruto felt his mind begin to blank out, thoughts of enduring this long enough to escape quickly tossing themselves out the window and committing suicide. Perhaps it wasn't so bad to die this way- with the object of his fantasies doing so much more than his mind could ever conjure up. Another white hot wave of desire crashed through him when the all too warm sensation of his cock being swallowed registered in his brain.

"S-Sasuke..." Glistening sun-kissed lips trembled in between gasps and moans, cerulean eyes glowing with unabashed lust.

Everything seemed to freeze for a split second as Sasuke stopped his ministrations- spit trailing from his bottom lip- and slowly looked up from his position between widened, shaking thighs. Flashing red met hazy blue for a moment as a large, predatory grin slowly split the Uchiha's face.

Sasuke rose to his feet and leaned over the blonde, head cocking to the side to lean in next to a flushed ear. Hands pressed to a bare chest, fingers expertly closing over each straining nub, pinching sweetly then twisting wickedly. "He finally breaks...and here I thought I would have to...torture you...for another...how long was it again? Two hours?"

"S-shut up. Ah!" White teeth flashed as Naruto went back to worrying his bottom lip when Sasuke twisted his hands to press calloused thumbs onto his nipples, pressing his clothed form to the suspended man in one fluid movement.

"You feel so good underneath me, Naruto." Sasuke whispered lowly into Naruto's ear, tongue slipping out to lick languidly down his neck. "However..." A harsh suck with fiery hands running over an equally inflamed body had Naruto gasping for air. "What I want right now..." Hips met solidly, ripping a load groan from Naruto when Sasuke rolled his hips to grind his own covered erection against Naruto's. "Is for you to do something for me."

Naruto was suddenly left feeling oddly empty as Sasuke stepped away, swirling red eyes watching him with a glowing heat. Naruto swallowed back a whimper, trying to maintain whatever pride he had left. Blue eyes darkened in wary curiosity.

A slow smirk eased its way onto Sasuke's face and a pale hand rose to a jutted hip. The top of the kimono fluttered down to hang against the back of Sasuke's thighs with the movement and Naruto locked eyes with the newly exposed torso over tight-fitting clothes. His visual molestation came to abrupt stop when a wet, red tongue flashed out to slide over pale pink lips.

"I want a repeat performance from the other night."

The words rang loudly inside Naruto's head as he slowly processed the request. His eyes widened in shock and then his face began to burn in mortification. "W-what?" The blonde looked away, wanting to avoid the eyes staring at him heatedly.

"I really don't think I need to repeat myself." Sasuke flicked a wrist, causing the snakes binding Naruto's hands to fall away, letting only his right hand fall to his side, the left still held up by the wrist and elbow. Inky dots swirled and Naruto felt his hand lift up toward his face, trembling fingers sliding into his mouth. His tongue danced over three thrusting appendages before they were pulled out with a pop to make their way towards his entrance, wet and dripping.

"S-stop." Naruto choked out weakly at the feeling of his own fingers teasing his entrance. His cock jumped in anticipation despite his protest. "Hah, fuck..." Naruto groaned out as the first finger made its way inside, reaching the knuckle in one swift shot. The probing finger immediately began to make its way in and out, rubbing around in wide circles.

It wasn't long before Naruto had three fingers knuckle deep in his ass, thrusting wildly. He couldn't tell if his hand was still being forced to move beneath him or if his own desire to reach that height of pleasure was causing him to finger fuck himself. As his body coiled tightly, it no longer seemed to matter since he was so close.

"O-oh, shit! Fuck...it feels so fucking good!"

Sasuke watched as Naruto's body arched in an exquisite show of pleasure. Golden head tossed back with sweat running down an exposed neck, hardened nipples, and a trembling show of abs. He eyed the blonde's bobbing dick between those spread, muscled thighs and he felt his own erection strain against his pants. The sounds coming from those fingers inside Naruto's reddened hole only added to his excitement. Naruto's lithe form tensed as fingers curled inside him harshly before Sasuke decided it was time to step in.

Pale hands waved once more and snakes moved to follow his silent command. Naruto's hand was pulled from his ass and once again pulled above him in a mirror version of his left arm. The same medium length serpent coiled its way around Naruto's leaking dick tightly, stopping the impending orgasm from erupting.

"Ah! God dammit!" Ocean blue eyes snapped open to zero in on the man who had cut off his sexual high. "What," he panted out, "the fuck?!" He was almost sure he was snarling at his captive but did he give a shit? Hell no.

The man on the receiving end of the frustration merely grinned wider, almost devious. The ropes of writhing skinny reptiles suddenly shifted as one, lifting Naruto high enough so that his lower body reached Sasuke's neck. Naruto blushed furiously in embarrassment at the new position.

"What the hell-?" A strangled animalistic noise ripped itself from Naruto's throat, cutting off his protest when he felt a hot, slick tongue burrow deep inside him.

Sasuke continued to pull delicious moans from Naruto as he moved his tongue in and out roughly. He closed his lips over the wet, puckered skin and sucked.

"Ohhhhh haa, fuck!" Naruto spasmed and pulled against his restraints almost desperately, trying to simultaneously pull away from that wicked mouth and fuck himself with Sasuke's tongue. Holy shit, this felt so much better than good, but his dick fucking hurt. He wanted to cum so bad he was almost willing to beg for it. Almost.

Red eyes flashed and the snake coiled around a straining cock lifted its head to hover over the shining pre-cum soaked head. Another glare of red glowed from lowered black bangs and the snake proceeded to open a fangless mouth. What should have been a forked tongue emerging from the open jaws was instead a very thin, black string.

Naruto's breath caught in his throat and his mouth suddenly felt very dry, like if he had swallowed a scoop-load of desert sand. His eyes wandered down to his constricted member where they widened almost comically. Before a sound could leave his mouth, the squirming black string shot toward the little hole on his sex.

"Oh!" Naruto's eyes rolled back and drool listed from the corner of his mouth as he felt the surprisingly pliant black string make its way down his urethra. Rather than being painful, the slickness from his own bodily fluids and the string tongue, allowed the sudden intrusion to slide in effortlessly. A different kind of pleasure erupted across his body.

Blue eyes disappeared behind fluttering lids and a tongue lolled out, saliva dripping down a tanned chin. Naruto's body twisted and writhed at the overwhelming burning, sweetness coursing through him. The feeling of having two very different tongues fucking both his ass and his dick had wanton moans and curses flying from his lips. The worst part was that he was still couldn't cum. He wanted to rip off that stupid snake so bad...yet, at the same time he didn't. What was wrong with him?

"Ah ah, ohhh fuck! Ugh, haa..." Naruto bucked his hips erratically, the pleasure so acute it hurt.

Fingers made their way next to the larger tongue thrusting inside him, stretching his entrance wider. Sasuke pulled away to hungrily eye the abused hole. He inserted two fingers from both hands inside to pull open and expose the twitching insides.

"You're so wet here, Naruto...it's dripping so lewdly." Sasuke leaned forward to allow his tongue to rim around the stretched skin and dip inside. He pulled away only so murmur for a moment against the hole, sending vibrations up Naruto's body. "I think it's begging for something...bigger. Don't you?"

"Ugh..." Naruto continued to thrash, wanting more of what was being done to him but trying to maintain his pride as Hokage of Konaha.

A deep chuckle reverberated through Naruto. "Still hanging on?" Naruto could feel Sasuke's smirk. "We'll see about that."

Naruto's jaw dropped and a loud, long moan burst from his mouth. The snake that had been hovering over his erection had suddenly dropped to engulf his dick in a wet, tight heat. At almost the same time, Sasuke's left hand gripped at his hip as the other plunged three fingers into the entrance of his ass. The smaller string-like being in his cock had also reached down further, his prostate being stimulated from both the inside and outside.

"Oh my God!" Naruto screamed, his back arching as every muscle in his body wound up tighter than a rubber ball. "Holy shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck!" He was losing his mind, he couldn't bring even the simplest of thoughts together to form coherent sentences. His body was writhing madly, the pleasure too much. Everything at his lower body moved, twisted, and rubbed deliciously...it was beautiful.

"Please! Ahhhhh, shit! Ohh..." Naruto almost bit his tongue clean in half when Sasuke's only reply was to hum deeply. The sound of his voice did things to him he didn't think were possible. "Please...please, fuck me, Sasuke. I-I can't take it anymore..."

Everything stopped once more as Sasuke pulled away and waved his hands sharply. The snakes holding Naruto in the air began to dip and lower Naruto to the floor. Despite the new-found freedom, the serpents continued to slide against his sweat soaked skin, adding to the crippling sensations. Naruto lay in a trembling mass as lust-filled eyes locked with madly spinning orbs. Heat sparked and the air thickened with barely suppressed desire. Mirror thoughts of, fuck yes, seemed to echo around them.

"Turn around."

Naruto's eyes slid closed as his body was racked with shivers at the husky command. Reason seemed to chuck itself out the window, primal desire taking over. He didn't even give a shit anymore that he had given in. His body was getting what it fucking wanted. Naruto turned on sluggish limbs to get himself on all fours, honestly surprised that he had enough strength to hold himself up. Fluids dripped from his cock and onto the floor in a show of wanton need.

A whispery noise of rustling fabric reached Naruto's ears from a few inches behind him and his body trembled in anticipation. Large pale hands latched themselves to tanned hips and Naruto had to bite his lip to keep from letting out a needy moan.

Sasuke looked down to watch the blonde's muscled back ripple in the effort to hold himself up, sweat glistening off his body. He turned his attention to the seam between Naruto's ass cheeks and couldn't help but tease the entrance with the heavy flesh between his own legs. Naruto let out a shaky groan, legs spreading further apart as Sasuke rubbed his cock up and down over the quivering, wet entrance.

"Sasuke, stop teas- Oh!" Naruto cried out, his head flung back as he felt the head of Sasuke's arousal begin to push inside. His body heated up and a numbness began to flow into his hips. He was so fucking horny, the mixture of pain and pleasure should have been considered the worst kind of torture in existence. The pleasure was building too fast, too quickly.

"W-wait.." Naruto tried to protest.

"Ugh, fuck, Naruto. " Sasuke pulled the head out again to press the same portion inside faster, harder.

"N-no, I said-!"

"Your so..." That same teasing thrust inside.

"Sasuke, sto-" Naruto was on an elbow with his ass in the air by now, the other hand trying to reach behind him to the hand on his waist.

"...fucking..." Again.

"Ah, ah, no..."

"...tight!" Sasuke thrust the entire length of his throbbing dick into Naruto's clenching hole in one swift, hard thrust. Naruto screamed in ecstasy as his back arched and his body shook wildly.

Naruto felt both his arms finally give, the side of his face planting to the floor. With horror he realized the spike of pleasure from being entered continued to wash over him relentlessly. What he thought was going to be a climax turned out to be something much different when he realized the stringy snake was still wrapped around and inside his dick tightly. Drool pooled to the floor and blue eyes rolled back.

Sasuke smirked predatorily at the display of a writhing Naruto on the floor. He curved his body so that his chest was pressed flush against Naruto's taunt upper back to murmur low in his ear. "Dry orgasm? How naughty Naruto...did having my cock shoved inside you feel that good?"

Said man failed to respond, only letting out incoherent noises which spiked when a warm tongue followed the curve of his ear sensually.

"We're only getting started." Rough, pale hands gripped at Naruto's hips, thumbs digging into tanned cheeks to spread the stretched hole further. Then Sasuke's knees further widened Naruto's legs as he pressed his cock deeper inside, causing Naruto to let loose a long needy moan.

"Ah ah, oh fuck...Sas-!" Long, tan fingers clutched at the floor as Sasuke thrusted into Naruto experimentally, teasingly. Before Naruto could voice a demand, the hands at his hips tightened and Sasuke slammed into him roughly, the pace increasing dramatically.

The dark haired man set an almost animalistic pace, driving himself deeper, harder, into the body below him. Sasuke was letting out deep erotic grunts of building pleasure as Naruto was pounded into the floor, unintelligible moans spilling from an open, panting mouth.

"Holy fucking shit! Ohhhh fuck! M-more!" Naruto could feel his throat growing hoarse from the strain of his screams and moans of sexual gratification. The wet sounds coming from his ass and the slapping of skin was like erotic music to his ears, only serving to make his body grow hotter and his cock drip wantonly onto the inky floor.

"Guh. Fuck! You feel so fucking good..." Sasuke was sweating and panting, the muscles in his legs, stomach, and arms bunching and releasing from the effort of his rapid thrusts and harsh grip on Naruto. Glazed eyes were locked onto the wet, abused hole of Naruto's ass as he watched it swallow his dick over and over. Sasuke couldn't help but bite his lip to keep from groaning out loud at the display. How fucking sexy.

Fluids dripped down the blonde's thighs as Sasuke continued to fuck him senseless. Just when Naruto thought things couldn't feel any better, Sasuke removed his hands from trembling hips to relocate them. The dark haired man grabbed at Naruto's shoulder with one hand and a wrist with the other, wrenching Naruto's upper body off the floor.

Naruto groaned lowly at the new angle, his free hand automatically reaching back to clutch at a pale wrist. His body was arched and the hands on his body allowed Sasuke to drive into him deeper, rougher. Sweat drenched sunny locks plastered to Naruto's forehead as he threw his head back and slid blue eyes shut.

"Ahhh, hah ha...ohh!" Naruto was drowning in the mounting pleasure of Sasuke's dick abusing his prostate and rubbing his insides raw when it all seemed to spike. His head snapped down to stare down at his erect member standing upright from a bed of golden curls. The little snake wrapped around it had started to pump its thin body up and down his dick, the section inside the weeping head beginning to match the thrusts into his ass.

Sasuke released his hold on Naruto's hip to trail has hand up Naruto's torso to pinch at a pert nipple, earning himself a gasp and an arched spine. "Look at yourself, Naruto. Wet and trembling...how does it feel to get off from something that isn't human?" Sasuke made a point by wrapping his hand around Naruto's straining dick- over the still pumping snake.

The blonde gave a shuddering moan at the warmth closing around his member and immediately bucked his hips.

Sasuke gave a smirk, removed his hand, and wrapped his arm around Naruto's waist to pull him flush against his chest. Naruto's whimper at the loss was choked off as Sasuke upped his pace, hips snapping into the blonde's backside loudly.

Naruto was once again yelling out and babbling nonsense as a familiar sweetness began to build in his groin. "F-fuck, Sasuke...I-I'm- Shit! I-I'm gonna cum..."

Sasuke growled, the noise deep and highly aroused. "Look at me."

Naruto shuddered at the demand and turned his head, leaning back enough to lock gazes with crimson irises. Sasuke gave him a heated stare before he closed the gap and crashed their lips together. Naruto groaned when Sasuke pushed his tongue inside his parted lips. As tongues met in equal shows of heated aggression, the snake in Naruto's dick plunged deep inside before pulling itself completely out. It was too much, it all felt so fucking good.

"Ahh fuuck! I'm cummin', I'm cummin'! I'm- ohhhh!"

Sasuke's hold on Naruto tightened as the blonde arched against him, cum flying thickly from his cock in an erotic display of ecstasy. Sasuke grunted as his own dick was clenched tightly inside Naruto. He thrusted into the tight entrance, using Naruto's orgasm to his advantage.

"Ha hah, shit.." Red eyes fluttered closed as Sasuke rode out his own orgasm, his cum shooting into Naruto with enough force for some to drip out and slide down the blonde's legs.

Bodies shuddering in bliss, both men let their legs give out they toppled to the side from their kneeled positions, breathing harshly. The dark world they had occupied slowly began to crack and fade, revealing a sinking sun and a group of trees along a river bank. There were of course, very naked despite being in another dimension- making what they did both a physical and mental fuck.

Naruto groaned and shifted his position to mirror Sasuke's own- who was lying on his back. Naruto raised an arm and landed a weak punch to the other man's arm. "You asshole."

A dark brow rising in question was the only response.

Naruto only scowled playfully. "You like that kind of play, huh?" This time he received a smug smirk in reply.

"I thought it was only fitting, considering that your kinks aren't really any better."

Naruto snorted. "My fantasies don't involve animal-thingies." There went that eyebrow again. "That time doesn't count!"

Sasuke chuckled and turned on his side to look at Naruto. "Was the...'mission' request suspected?"

The blonde rubbed his chin in thought. "Well, you used a different one this time around, but it's hard to tell." Naruto turned his head to meet a black gaze. "What the hell did you do with those people anyway?"

There was a devilish glint in those dark eyes as Sasuke shrugged nonchalantly. "I bribed them into taking a vacation in Suna without telling anyone until I called for them."

There was silence for a moment before Naruto burst out laughing, wiping imaginary tears from his eyes and flicking them away. "Seriously?" The laughing started up again. "Whatever works I guess."

It grew quite again, the both of them simply listening to the sound of rustling of leaves as the wind breezed by. Naruto looked up to the sound of fluttering wings and squinted. A carrier bird was making its way toward him, a message attached to its leg.

Confused, Naruto say up with a wince and reached out for the flying creature. Once the scrap of rolled out paper was removed, it proceeded to fly back in the direction it had come from.

"What's that?" Sasuke asked boredly.

"Dunno." Naruto rolled open the message, scanned it, and then laughed at what he read.

Naruto, Sasuke.

You would think that the two most important people of Konaha would know better than to sneak away just to bone. I'm sure you could come up with better ways. Idiots.

Because I don't want you to be missing for days on end like the last time, I have sent Kiba to go fetch the both of you. Assuming you read this as soon as it arrived, you have an hour before he gets there.

Shikamaru

P.S. Please don't do what I know you're probably thinking. I'd rather not hear him bitch for the next two weeks.

Sasuke gave a knowing smile. "Shikamaru?"

Naruto chuckled. "Yeah, as always." Suddenly a large, mischievous grin split his face as he locked eyes with the Uchiha. "He's sending Kiba."

Dark eyes lit up with their own evil gleam. "What? You wanna go another round?" Naruto's smile only grew. "You're really trying to traumatize him aren't you?"

There was a light cackle before Naruto spoke, leaning over Sasuke. "His fucking fault for never learning."

Sasuke rolled his eyes in exasperation but grinned anyway. "You know, he might actually gouge his eyes out this time."

The blond only snickered as he lowered himself to place a kiss to Sasuke's mouth.

Somewhere, a few miles away, Kiba sneezed.


Author's Note: So uh...I don't think it was as bad as it could have been, honestly lol.

If I know for sure that you guys liked this, then that gives me the go-ahead to make the next few chapters progressively kinkier. Cuz I'm a freak that way. :P

So the question for you guys this time is: How do you feel about toys? DP?

Requests? I'm here!