Disclaimer: The troll who lives in his house in Texas owns PJO sadly... His name: Rick (the troll) Riordan. We looovee you!

Thanks to Mistfloo my friend in a different country. Thanks for re-reading the chapter!

Chapter 2: Walmart:

Nico's POV:

I'm going to murder Leo the first chance I get. First he teams me up with Hazel but now Thalia I can't take this. I thought as Thalia rushed me to the Camp Half-Blood van.

"Where are we going this time?" I asked Thalia. The Hunters' were visiting right now and as Leo put it 'the best time to prank'. What's wrong with that kid?

"Waly world of course." Waly what?

"Waly what?" I asked out loud this time.

"Walmart Nico. You'd know that if you kept up with the times. I mean it's the 21st century." I played dumb of course.

"Are you sure it's the 21st century I thought it was the 19th century." I said with sarcasm and extra sarcasm on top.

"Ha very amusing." Thalia stuck her tongue out at me.

"That's mature." I smirked.

"Of course I don't have to act like the older sister all my life. I get to stay 15 forever." She said to me in a tone that meant I talk back she slams the brakes and drops me off a cliff.

"Okay so got a plan?" She handed me two beer bottles. That was clean and empty.

"Fill these with the Ginger Ale back there." I picked up the bottle and apparently it had been shaken up a lot because it resembled a diet coke and mentos experiment. Of course I didn't get any on me but Thalia got almost all of it on her.

"I'm going to kill you Nico!" She threatened. Am I scared of her... yes.

"Go right on ahead I'll just ask Hazel to resurrect me. So I could kill you." I smiled showing all of my white teeth like a little kid.

"Grrrr..." She couldn't think of anything better so she let a growl go through her throat vibrating the van.

"Whoa." I tried to get a grip on the van. Soon the vibrating stopped. "Thanks. Now I'm going to have nightmares." I told her she just copied my smile. Soon we were in the Walmart parking lot with the beer bottles full. Well mostly I had already started to down the ginger ale. Oops.

"Nico, what do you think you're doing?" She asked obviously angry. I just shrugged and went back to drinking. (A/N: That was a pun.)

"Sitting in the back seat drinking all the ginger ale. Duh." I had started to sing. Then stopped when people gave me strange looks.

"Great people are now noticing us. Okay Nico I'm going to put something cold on your face. Don't open your eyes till I'm done." I gave her a questionable glance but closed my eyes anyway. I heard a snap and a millisecond later cold washed all over my face. It had this stench to it that smelled like something I've grown used to but I couldn't think of what it was at the moment. I opened my eyes once the coldness was gone and I saw Thalia with her face covered in... Face paint? Wait if she has it on her face then I do too... She held up a mirror for me to look at my face with. Duh. I looked into it and saw I had a skeleton painted on and apparently some how she changed my clothes to. So I was wearing a hoodie with a skeleton design and my pants looked like that too. Thalia had lightning going up and down her face like Kiss. She also had on a hoodie with a lightning bolt on it and her pants had lightning bolts running up and down her legs.

"So how long have you been able to put on make-up so fast?" I asked earning a slap.

"Taking that as a sign to shut up... Are you ever going to answer my question?" Que another slap. So this is what hurt Nico day is... Fun! I which I could slap Nico... oh wait...

"So death breath we're going to 'drink' in Walmart and see what people say, this should be fun." Just so you know she put air quotes around the word 'drink'.

"Can I have a refill?" I waved my bottle in front of her face.

"Sure!" she said all too perky. She picked up a full Ginger Ale 2 liter shook it when I wasn't looking and it blasted right on my face. Causing her to redo his makeup.

"Last time." She warned me. I just nodded. The light just cast a shadow on her hair making it look as though she had a... halo.

"What? Did I mess up my lightning?" She took out a mirror, the same one she had given to me.

"I didn't know you were that ugly Nico." She said.

"Wait, what?" She showed me the mirror it was cracked straight through the middle.

"Ugly enough to crack a mirror in half exactly." She smirked and I (real maturely might I add) stuck my tongue out at her.

"Very funny Thalia when do we actually go into Wally World?" I asked my ADHD acting up, man I sound like Percy... Apparently I said this out loud because the next moment Thalia was laughing at me.

"We could go in now if you're done talking to yourself." She opened the door. Fresh Air! Was the first thought that came to my head. We walked through the automatic doors and I instantly felt a hundred pairs of eyes on me. I took a swig of my Ginger Ale. This should be fun! Sarcasm is great when talking in your head.

"So, we should probably you know look at some of the items to make a bomb that should be fun to do." Thalia whispered to me.

peanutbutter(don't know how to make bomb) peanutbutterpeanutbutterpeanutbutterpeanutbutterpe anut

:What should we do know?" I whispered/asked Thalia. I was starting to have some respect for her. But it kind of scared me that she knew how to make 50 different types of bombs. Lot's of employers have already given us 'the eye'. We just laughed them off.

"I really don't know what else would raise eyebrows?" Thalia looked lost in thought I just dragged her to the bike section. These people are really stupid. 'i took a tricycle down and started to ride it. Do you know how freaking small they are? Thalia took down a better bike but it was a two-wheel trainer. We must have looked hilarious. The employes kept trying to catch us but always were too slow. We got off the bikes once we hit the doors and ran to the van.

"That was the most fun I had since... never actually. This was the most fun I've ever had ever." Little did we know the kids at camp were watching the whole thing so they watched us run for our lives but it was all good when I got to punch Leo in the tummy. So much fun!

Again thanks to Mistfloo!