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Chapter 2: Diaper changing

"Ssshhhh, Darling! Don't worry! Ken-ni is here!Sshhh!" Oh brother! Why do babies have to dispose too much! I better get some help from Sano! Kenshin trudged along the hall, leaving the baby with its diaper open.

Meanwhile...

"Megumi! The light of my life! Send me your sweetest smile! Never let me down, muh love!" Sano held his hand up while he's on his knee, his other hand on his chest... just like Shakespeare.

"Sagara! You're embarrassing me! Oh get up! What the hell's wrong with you? Where's Kenshin anyway?" Megumi sighed, ignoring the odd looks their co-agents were giving them. Sano knew she had a big crush on Kenshin but he just wouldn't accept defeat. After all, he's Sanosuke Sagara... the Great One.

"He's babysitting...um, would you mind if we um,... have some lunch together? That is... if it's okay with you and um...if you got nothing else to do." The once arrogant look was replaced with a childish, red face. Megumi find it cute, but she's not up to let him know.

"Well, uh... I don't know..." Sano just pouted as she said that. Megumi just couldn't resist that pout. He does that everytime he wants something from her. It's his secret weapon.

Megumi just let out a sigh, nodding. " Fine... as long as you behave." Why do I always get the feeling that I'm some how attracted to him? He's a jerk who loves to fight and doesn't live a day without it! Sheesh! Get a hold of yourself Megumi! Don't let yourself fall in this type of man. Just then, a voice from behind caused the two of them to jump on their feet.

"THERE YOU ARE!" Kenshin stopped in front of them, trying to catch some air. " Sano...help me...change...Kaoru's diaper...please!"

"What? But I have a..." Sano was cut abruptly with Megumi's statement.

" We'll help you Ken-san!" Megumi eyed Sano as the latter just let his jaw drop. She mouthed to him, I'll make it up to you.

Sano smiled, nodding his okay for an answer.

"Thank you Sano...Megumi! You're both angels! I'll meet you in my room! I gotta run! There are no diapers around here since it's not a day care center. Even adult's diapers won't do...they're just too big for the baby! Ciao!" Kenshin dashed towards the center's exit as the other two headed to Kenshin's room.

"Who's using adult's diapers?" Megumi started. Sano just shrugged.

"My money's on H. Saitoh since he's a sickly stick. Ma'am Tokio was probably having a hard time changing it for him. Hehehehe! OW!"

"Who the he... Saitoh!Sir!" Sano sweatdropped, seeing his handler looking down out him with his beady eyes.

"I just heard you mentioned my name. Is there a problem, Sagara?" Sano shook his head violently, sweat's breaking out on his forehead.

"No sir!" Came his immediate answer. The officer shifted his gaze from Sano to Megumi.

"Ms. Takani, would you mind filling in what he just said? I'm sure I heard something like adult's diapers and such." A sardonic brow was raised. Megumi gulped.

"Not at all sir! He was just saying that you look odd if you wear an adult's diaper when you reach your 80's." Megumi answered, not even quivering from Saitoh's intense gaze. "And that, it doesn't suit you." she added. The latter just coughed.

"Shit! Sagara! I could pummel you down sometimes. But you spoke the truth! Che! I never pass the day without hearing these younger agents muttering about me getting old. But you! Among the younger agents can see how young I still am beneath this aging body. I can vouch for you anytime Sagara! You have my word." Saitoh smiled after such a short, inspiring, dramatic speech. Megumi smiled triumphantly at Sano as the latter grinned his thank you to her.

"I shall leave now, agents. See you anytime then!" Saitoh marched towards the hallway, leaving the two in their own world. As he disappeared around the corner, Megumi and Sano laughed.

"You GENIUS! Way to go!" Sano laughed as he repeated what his handler just said. " I can vouch for you anytime Sagara. Haahaa! I should take note of that. He would be a help one of this days!HAhaha!

"Hahaha! Sano stop it! It hurts too much! HAhaha!" Megumi lean on a wall as she continued laughing.

"What's funny?" a voice just stopped the two from losing their heads. Kenshin just arrived.

"And how come you're still here. I just asked you to meet me in my room. I left Kaoru all by herself!" Kenshin just couldn't help the anger seeping through his voice.

"Um, Sir Saitoh just met us along the hallway. Something came up and that slowed us down. CIA matters, you know." Megumi smiled innocently.

" Oh forget it. Let's see if she's okay. Um, do you know how to change a diaper?" Kenshin changed the topic.

"Of course! I had a practice of diaper changing on my baby sister. You know, Misao-chan loves it if I do it." Megumi answered proudly.

"Great! You should help me then. I don't need a reason to call you in the middle of the night just because I don't know how to." Kenshin reasoned out as they reached his room.

Silence met them. Kenshin's heart stopped sensing there's no sound of cries. He run towards his bedroom as he saw the baby's sleeping form. A sigh of relief escaped him.

"Good. All that crying probably tires her up. Better start the mission. Sano, Megumi... target subject is now in a passive state. Try not to wake her up while we change her diaper." The other two agreed. And so they started their work. Megumi showed them the basic means of hygiene. She even lectured them about baby wipes, diapers and how to dispose them properly.

"She's waking up. Sshhh! Kaoru!" Megumi patted the baby's thigh. The baby just cried, leaving the two boys mumbling 'Oh man! What now?'

"Well, looks like you haven't fed her yet Ken-san. You have milk?" Megumi turned her head towards the direction of the two as Kenshin nodded, "Yeah! I have. Wait, does she want cold or warm milk? Not that it matters."

" You can heat the milk. It's okay. Then let it cool for how many minutes. You can also have it on a skin test to see if the milk won't burn the baby's throat." Megumi made a move and carry the crying baby against her shoulder. The crying seemed to cease a little bit, thanks to Megumi. Sano then seeing there's a lot of mess to work on, started cleaning up. Kenshin just finished heating the milk and was letting it cool as Megumi had instructed.

"Okay! Time for a Skin test!" Kenshin was about to put a drop of milk on his forearm when he saw Sano. Well! I hate to burn my skin...just for a test. Since he's got sheets of thick skin beneath him...

Kenshin silently approached Sano who just slumped back on a couch, tired from all that cleaning.

"Yii-YIKES! HOLY MILK! What the!" Sano glared at Kenshin who innocently raised the bottle of milk, mumbling "Skin test."

"Shit! Don't ever do that again Kenshin! I swear! You pulled that thing off again, I'm gonna hit you for good. Geez!" Sano grumbled.

"Well, looks like the milk isn't ready...yet!" Megumi stifled a laugh, looking at Sano.

>>>to be continued

To my reviewers:

Kawaii meeh- Well! I tried to make un update in an instant. Hehehe! Thanks for your review! Please enjoy!

Reignashii- Here's the next chap! Hope you enjoy!

Anarane221- I can't wait too to update more chaps! hehehe! So here's the 2nd chap! Hope you enjoy!

EmoDCgirl36- Hehehe! Well! My answer will be... the sooner I update more chaps, the better we get to the answer on why Aoshi left Kaoru...like a parent...hmmm...what do most parents do?... They're too over protective. I know what you think about an almost parent being in love with his almost kid... but if he doesn't look like his age and is handsome too, nobody can assume she's with a guy around 30's. And there's this saying Age doesn't really matter. Hehehehe! Please rr and enjoy!