Chapter 2: No-Face is a WHAT?!

Our beloved characters were just hanging around inside the boiler room killing time while they wait for Yubaba to return. As they munch their food, they felt the deafening silence that was starting to consume them. Some of them would avoid making eye contact while others would think of a topic to start off a conversation.

The human girl set down her cup on a saucer and cleared her throat. "Uhh… guys…" she straightened up and took a deep breath. "N-now that I think about it, what is No-Face?"

"That's obvious." The river spirit responded. "He's a viscous creature with no morals who would randomly eat people along with their personalities none would want to have."

"Well… yeah. We all know that." She pouted. The way he said that was somehow offensive… in our heroine's point of view of course.

"Well what do you want to know about him then?" the man who controls the boiler room asked.

The weasel spirit stood up from her sitting position as she threateningly pointed her index finger at the man who just spoke. "Wait, No-Face is a HE?!" she exclaimed with disbelief.

"Well yeah, what did you think his gender was?" the boiler man stepped back (if that was possible) as he held two of his hands up in a defensive position.

"It… it's just—"

"Are you one hundred percent sure Kamaji?" the human girl interrupted. She muttered a silent apology to the weasel spirit for accidentally butting in.

"Well… uh… no." the boiler man scratched the back of his head.

"Since we're already talking about its gender… is he really a HE or a SHE? 'Because I myself am quite confused." The river spirit asked.

"I think he's a he since I have a hunch that he admires Chihiro." The boiler man rubbed his chin as he thought about it. He nodded after much contemplation convinced that his speculation was right.

"You're not one hundred percent sure." The river spirit stated as a matter-of-factly.

"You're just saying that because you realized if he really is a he that only means that you're going to have a love rival, and it all falls down to 'who will win Chihiro's heart'. I'm right, right?" the boiler man chuckled. He has always liked the facial expressions the young lad makes when he says stuff like that.

"Stop making things up." The river spirit crossed his arms.

"You're just denying it." The weasel spirit piped in.

"I'm not denying anything." He lowered his head as he looked away. He tried his best to obscure his reddening cheeks.

"Hoho~ what's with that reaction?" she teased.

"Can we get back to the topic… guys?" the human-girl pleaded. She felt heat to her ears and desperately covered it with her hands.

The river spirit cleared his throat and regained his composure. "Any who, I think No-Face is a she because she admires Chihiro."

The weasel spirit and the boiler man stared at the young boy dumbfounded. They didn't know he was capable of making unreasonable… uh… reasons.

"Haku boy, how can you say he's a she if he likes Chihiro?" the boiler man asked.

"She's a female. She admires Chihiro's femininity, not her as an individual. She just wants to absorb Chihiro's girly features to make herself more… attractive." The river spirit stated.

"You have a point," the boiler man said. "But there is one thing I do not agree with your statement. He's not a she it merely means he's gay."

"I agree." The weasel spirit nodded.

"I'm convinced." The river spirit nodded as well.

"I'm confused!" the human girl exclaimed.

~fin~

A/N: Chihiro dear, you don't need to understand what those three idiots were talking about. Just continue loving Haku~ They're simply discussing No-Face's homosexuality. That doesn't concern you anymore. What? You thought No-Face actually liked you?! Stop dreaming! There's only one dude who likes you and that's….. Haku~!

Well, here's my second update~ hope you guys like this~ cause I did. Well bye bye for now~ Reviews are deeply appreciated.