THUNDERCLAN DANCE PARTY

by Roshoka

I bet you never thought Clan cats could dance. Well they can. This is about how Thunderclan has an awsome dance party. R&R DISCLAIMER: I don't own Warriors or any contents that doesn't belong to me. P.S: The end is supposed to be spelled that way.

2. Party Time

It was the night of the party Firestar didn't have to call a clan meeting because everyone had already gathered. "O-kay everyone, tonight is the night. Now here are the rules, kits and apprentices arent alloud to drink until they're warriors. Elderscan only have one bottle of beer. That means you Longtail! So any questions? Good. I wont be there because there is a Power Rangers marathon on.Now let the party begin!"

When the party began part of them went to the dance floor for a dance party and part went to the bar. Cloudtail, the D.J., started the song Canned Heat and Foxkit started break dancing and everyone gathered around him saying, "Go Foxkit, Go Foxkit!" Then Foxkit passed out passed out from dizziness. After that Dustpelt started break dancing too. He started spinning on his head. Then, while spinning on his head, Dustpelt drilled into the ground and hit a water pipe. When the pipe burst the gush of water launched Dustpelt through the roof.

Then the music stopped and Stormfur got up to the microphone and sang Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On. After he finished everyone was quiet. Then Brook came up to hem and punched him out. After that everyone cheered.

After that was over Ashfur, being his drunk self, was singing Cruella DeVill. Then he tripped over a chair and passed out. Cloudtail walked up to the passed out Ashfur, picked him up, and threw him under a table. "Let the party go on!" Then the D.J put on The Electric Slide.

Squirellflight got the idea that if she surfed the crowd then she'd be a rockstar. So she jumped off a window pane but it turns out that there was no one under her. So she fell on a table and when her head hit it the table broke in half. The hit knocked her out.

Since Squirellflight was knocked out, Jaypaw decided to draw on her face, take pictures, and put them on TV. "I'm so dead." Jaypaw said. "But somhow I really don't care!" Then Sandstorm walked up to Jaypaw and said,"Ha, Ha, good one." Then she walked away.

When the party was coming to an end there was a big bar fight. Brackenfur ran up to Cloudtail and broke a bottle on his head. Whitewing broke a chair on Thornclaw's head. Then Firestar walked in and yellled, " STOP!" Then everyone stopped. " Party's over go to bed!" After that everyone walked out and went to bed.