A/N I got this idea from a bunch of collected Fanfictions/

Chapter Two: Emmett the Cop

EmPOV

I sat up all night, just waiting for morning. The night went by slowly. My plans for tomorrow changed once Bella said that Charlie was going to Mexico. I knew exactly what I wanted to do. Edward was shooting me glares. Maybe it was because I was singing 'Pump It' and 'spider-man the Theme song' over and over in my head. Edward rolled his eyes and walked upstairs, with a very tired Bella. "Night, Bells" I called after her.

Jasper looked at me with a sideways glance. "Why are you in such a funny mood?" he asked raising an eyebrow. I grinned a wide grin and said, "no reason". He gave me a suspicious look but then decided to drop it. I dashed up to my room and grabbed a few things for in the morning. I put them in my Jeep.

I had it all figured out. Charlie's plane left at six in the morning. He would have to leave around four to get through security. He would be taking the Airport bus, which left his driveway at four AM, which meant his car was free.

It was only midnight and that left me bored with nothing to do. Rosalie had gone hunting with Jasper and Alice. I wanted to stay here so I could say 'good bye' to Carlisle and Esme. Bella was sleeping and Edward was watching her sleep. Hmm, I'm going to mess with Edward.

I ran to Edward's room and stood outside the door.

Eddie boy, I wanna play! I complained in my head. "Go away," he growled so low that Bella wouldn't hear. But Eddie, I'm bored! I whined back. I went downstairs and sat on the sofa. There was a red journal and the coffee table. It was an empty diary. I picked it up and started writing about what I planned to do with Charlie's car.

By the time morning came around I had gone for a drive in my Jeep, knocked down some trees, went for a quick hunt, did my math homework and annoyed Edward. He was still trying to figure out what I was up to. I was now singing 'I'm too Sexy for my Shirt' in my head.

It was eight o'clock when I finally got in my Jeep and drove to Bella's house. The house was empty, just as I figured it would be. I reached in the back seat for the items I put in the Jeep last night. A police hat, handcuffs and a toy gun that would look real to any human eyes.

I walked up to the door to Bella's house and lifted the welcome mat. Sure enough, the spare key was there. I opened the door and went inside. I grinned evilly as I walked through the house to the kitchen. I looked around until I found what I was looking for. A fish shaped, key holder with a set of car keys and a fish shaped key chain. Boy, Charlie really did love his fish. I took the keys and put them in my pocket. I placed the police cap on.

A brilliant idea hit me like a brick. I went upstairs to Charlie's room and to his closet. I grabbed a police uniform and put it on. I hooked my handcuff to the belt, along with the fake gun, fake pepper spray and Charlie's Billy Club. I dashed downstairs at vampire speed until I reached to door.

I stepped outside, whistling loudly and swinging the Billy Club in my hand. A woman next door called over the fence, "good morning, Charlie". I grinned and called back over, "good morning to you too". I took the keys from the pocket and unlocked to door to the cruiser. "Yes!" I exclaimed as I climbed into the cruiser.

I put the keys into the ignition and listened as the car purred to life. I drove out of the driveway and sped down the road. I grinned my huge grin as I sped towards my destination. My first arrest was Mike Newton.

I turned the sirens on and sped towards Mike's house. `Bad boys' was playing through my head as I got closer and closer. People were peaking out there windows, hoping to get a peak at the action.

When I arrived to Mike's house I sped into the empty driveway and grabbed the radio hand piece. I turned the loud speaker on and announced, "Mike Newton, this is the police! We have you surrounded. Please step outside with your hands over your head!" I shouted. I heard him mutter, "oh shoot!"

Mike POV

I was sitting on my bed, watching Bugs Bunny and Tweety when the sound of police sirens echoed up the road. How odd. No one ever got into trouble in Forks. Hearing the police sirens was a rare occurrence. It wasn't until I heard the sound of the police car speeding into my driveway. Oh my god! They know! I exclaimed, panic now flowing through me. Maybe they aren't here for me. I thought to myself.

"Mike Newton, this is the police! We have you surrounded. Please step out with you hands over your head!" the loud voice demanded. "Oh shoot!" I'm a dead man! I thought to myself. I shouldn't have done it. Why did I let my hormones get the better of me?

I'm going to have to confess the climbing into the windows of girls houses while they weren't there and smelling the pillows and dirty clothes from their rooms. I thought I hadn't been caught, but sure enough the police were here.

I made myself downstairs shaking. I was shaking so hard, it seemed like their was an earthquake. It was like the ground was shaking beneath me. As I stepped outside the cop car backed out of the driveway and sped off towards the highway. A loud crash of a garbage tin hitting the ground startled me. I felt something wet and warm running down my legs. Oh great, I thought rolling my eyes, That's the third time this week. I hate my weak bladder!