Ares: why is my throne covered in flowers!
Hermes: it makes it look pretty.
Ares: HERMES!
Hermes: yes?
Ares: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY THRONE!
Hermes: I didn't do anything.
Ares: Yes you did! Look!
Hermes: that wasn't me!
Ares: Oh really? Then who was it? Apollo!
Hermes:… yes.
Ares: No it wasn't!
Hermes: how would you know?
Ares: because he wasn't here!
Hermes: how would you know?
Ares:…
Hermes: STALKER! OMG YOU'RE GAY? WHAT WOULD APHRODITE SAY?
Ares: Hermes, I swear I'm gonna pulverize you!
Hermes: well, I'm going to turn you into a bag of peanuts, then feed
you to an elephant on steroids, who ate magic mushrooms for breakfast
and is currently prancing around Central Park in a tutu!
Ares:…
Hermes:…
Ares: Umm… okay?
Hermes: Hey, look! Aphrodite's wearing a short miniskirt! *points to
some random direction*
Ares: WHERE!
*Hermes cracks a raw egg on Ares's head and runs off drenching Ares's
throne with pink paint*
Ares: HERMES!