HEY GUYS! CHAPTER TWO UP! SORRY DRAGONSLAYER FOR THE LATE UPLOAD, I HAD TO WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN TO GET AN IDEA ON WHAT TO WRITE, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.

Chapter 2:

J-3P0 and T2D2 went their seperate ways, only to be captured by the Underpants Gnomes.

They arrived at a farm near Mos Eisley.

"Wait," An Underpants Gnome said, "These robots aren't underpants!"

All of the Gnomes gasped as they had mistaken the package for droids.

"Maybe we can trade them at a farm!" Another Gnome said.

"Yeah! Trade them for underpants!" A third one said.

Everyone shouted in agreement, as they unloaded near the farm.

Kyle Skywalker noticed this as he and Gerald Brofloski walked out to greet them.

"Hello farmers!" A Gnome greeted.

"Hello, any good product today?" Kyle asked.

"Yeah, we picked up two droids on the way here, say, didn't I hear you needed droids?"

"Yeah! How much?"

"5 pairs of underpants for both."

"Okay." Kyle Skywalker gave him the underpants and Gerald told him,

"Kyle, if you want to keep them, you need to wash, repair, and maitnince them everyday OK?"

"OK uncle Gerald!" Kyle said as he and the droids walked off.

It cuts to the garage as J-3P0 and T2 are getting washed.

Afterwards

Kyle is fixing T2 as he has something stuck in his storage drive.

"Dammit, what is in there?" Kyle shouted.

"Timmy! Bleep."

Suddenly he is thrown back as a hologram appears in front of him.

It is Princess Testaburger, and all she is saying is.

"Help me Craig-Wan-Kenobi, your my only hope."

"What is this?" Kyle asks.

"Bleep, TIMMY!" T2 replies.

"W-What do you mean what is what? That!" J-3P0 told.

"TIMMY!"

"He says it is only for his master, Craig-Wan-Kenobi."

"Craig-Kenobi? Never heard of anyone exept for old Ben Kenobi." Kyle told.

All of a sudden, "Kyle, dinner is ready!" Gerald yelled.

"Coming! Okay, you two stay here." Kyle left to go eat dinner.

BROFLOSKI DINNER-

"Hey uncle Gerald," Kyle said, "I think that T2 unit may be stolen."

"And why that?" Gerald asked.

"I stumbled across an old recording of someone named Craig-Wan-Kenobi, you know what he is talking about?"

Gerald looked at Sheila and said, "No, and tomorrow I want you to get it's memory replaced. That'll be the end of it!"

"But what if he comes looking for him?"

"He won't, he died around the same time as your father-"

"He knew my father?" Kyle asked suspiciously.

"Yes, but that does not matter anymore, he is gone, the only thing is to get those two droids prepped for tomorrow."

"Oh well, but don't forget about our agreement."

"What agreement?"

"That if those two droids work out I can go to the academy."

"But Kyle, I need you for next harvest! It is only one more season and then I can hire more workers."

Kyle sat up and walked to go stare into the sunset.

Kyle went back to the garage only to find out that T2 was missing.

"What? Where'd he go?" Kyle asked, worried.

"I'm terribly s-s-sorry sir, but I t-told him not t-to go, he kept t-talking about his mission!" J-3P0 explained.

"Oh no." Kyle said.

He ran outside while J-3P0 followed.

He pulled out a binocular device and looked for T2, but he was no where in sight.

"Ugh, that T2 unit is going to cause me hell!" Kyle yelled.

"He e-exelces at that s-sir." J-3P0 explained.

"Kyle," Gerald yelled, "I'm cutting off the power!"

"OK I'll be down their in a minute!" Kyle yelled and then went to bed.

The next morning he left very early to find T2-D2

Gerald came outside and yelled, "Kyle? Kyle?" Then went inside.

"Sheila have you seen Kyle at all this morning?"

"He said he had some bussiness to take care of and left early."

"He take the droids with him?"

"I think so."

"He better have them working at the farm by miday or there will be hell to pay." Gerald said as he left.

Kyle and J-3P0 are in a speeder in the deserts of Tatooine.

"Hang on, picked up a droid on the scanner, may be our little T2!" Kyle exclaimed.

He hit the accelerator and sped ahead, unaware that the Ethiopians are watching him and are ready to attack.

The Ethiopians mount up on their mounts and go to warn the others.

Kyle finally catches T2.

"Just where do you think you are going?" Kyle asks.

"TIMMY! Bleep bloop." T2 says.

"Master Kyle is our owner now! You will respect him!" J-3P0 warns.

"TIMMY!"

"Wait, master Kyle, T2 is picking up creatures aproaching!"

"Well, must be Ethiopians, or worse, lets have a look." Kyle grabs his gun and goes in the direction they are coming from.

He pulls out his binoculars and sees two Banthas.

"Well, I see Banthas but no- wait, yep those are Ethiopians! I see one of them."

Suddenly, an Ethiopian rises above Kyle and tries to kill him, but he dodges all of his attacks.

The Ethiopian yells so loud a paticular old jedi is able to hear and comes over to investigate...

OK, SORRY FOR A SHORT CHAPTER, PROMISE NEXT ONE WON'T BE UP SO LATE DRAGONSLAYER, BUT I WAS JUST TOO FOCUSED ON SUMMER VACATION, BUT I ALSO PROMISE NEXT ONE UP TOMORROW, AS THINGS ARE GETTING EXCITING, HAD TO LEAVE THE SUSPENSE TILL NEXT CHAPTER. XD