Here's chapter 2. I take a while to come up with rules, so updates may take time. This will be set in a Prime/Bayverse mixed world, meaning characters from both universes are in this. Enjoy
Chapter 2
Rule #11: Just because I am friends with Sam Witwicky and Jack Darby does not mean I am a traitor.
(Rumble, Frenzy)
(I did not like Megatron's grin when he was told)
(All I have to say is have fun getting me to help in your plan)
Rule #12: The Imperial Silver Crystal is not to be messed with
(Only I can use it)
(And if you get your hands on it)
(All I will say is I won't me merciful)
Rule #13: Never call Starscream a Dorito of Doom
(Oh my Selene)
(I tried not to laugh as Starscream went murderous)
(Colonel Lennox is lucky Ironhide is his guardian)
Rule #14: Don't kidnap the humans of the opposite side
(What were all of you thinking!)
(Sideswipe and Sunstreaker kidnapped Mina)
(And the Trine kidnapped Sam, Mikeala, Jack, Miko and Raf in retaliation)
(I managed to fix it in the end)
Rule #15: Marvel movies are banned
(Two words: Arc reactor)
(They freaked out badly)
Rule #16: Never mess with another's fear specifically Mina and I
(Mina has a fear of falling into icy canyons)
(I have a fear of losing those I care for)
(The Seekers made sure Mina stayed away from anywhere that is covered in ice and snow for a month)
(When Megatron learned of mine...)
(I won't go into it)
(All I will say is it was bad)
Rule #17: Mina is not allowed alcohol
(WHEN I FIND WHO GAVE MY TWIN IN ALL BUT BLOOD ALCOHOL WILL PAY!)
(Ahem...)
(Mina tends to go rather insane when drunk)
(So she isn't allowed to drink at all)
Rule #18: No pets
(Luna and Artemis are the two exceptions)
Rule #19: When Mina and I go out DO NOT SPY ON US!
(All the Decepticons-Megatron included-followed us)
(We were hanging out with the Autobot kids)
(Sam almost had a heart attack when he saw Megatron)
(I was not happy)
Rule #20: The Imperial Silver Crystal, the All Spark and the Matrix of Leadership are DIFFERENT so don't get them confused
(I hope you all know that)
(But just to be sure I will add this)
And done. Let me know if you want these to be longer. And send your rules. Review and no flames.