"Lapis, you bitch!" Peridot stormed into the dorm she shared with Lapis who was painting her nails.
"What's wrong?" Lapis said focusing on blowing her nails dry instead of the obviously furious gem before her.
"What's wrong?" Peridot paced the floor. "You left me in the locker room!"
Lapis fanned her nails and walked over to a mirror to inspect her face. "Oh, yeah, sorry about that."
"Sorry? SORRY?! Jasper's gonna kick my ass because of you!" Peridot spat.
Lapis calm face turned to shock as the spun around to look at Peridot. "Wait, what does Jasper have to do with anything?"
"Oh you know, right around the time you left me in the locker room to fend for myself among several humongous clods I had to hide in a locker; turns out that locker was Jasper's."
Peridot sat on her side of the room which was the campus's plain white; she had blue blankets and two single white pillows. Lapis' side, however, was decorated very girly. Her side of the room was painted pink, her sheets were pink with yellow flower petal pillows and she had a vanity.
"You didn't tell her I was there right?" Lapis was scared of the other athletes but especially Jasper. Her first day at college she accidentally bumped into Jasper who threatened to throw her off the highest building on campus if she did it again.
Peridot snapped her head to Lapis who was mentally panicking, "Did you not hear me? The big buff Cheeto puff is gonna kick my ass!"
"When's the fight?" Lapis sat on her bed holding her head in her hands.
"I don't know, she said she wanted me to meet her at dorm 13 building D." Peridot took off her dirty sneakers, taking off her hoodie and pants; only wearing a simple white tank top and briefs.
Lapis looked at Peridot- her eyes widening in surprise. Though they were roommates she'd never seen Peridot's body. She always wore baggy clothes and woke up so early that she never saw her change for the morning.
"That's it!" Lapis ran to her vanity and pulled out several bags of makeup, nail polish, and perfume.
"What's it?" Peridot asked as she put her glasses on her nightstand.
"You have boobs!" Lapis said running to her closet.
"Astute observation, Lapis." Peridot rolled over to try to sleep but Lapis quickly pulled the covers off of her.
"I've been around Jasper when I was dating Cobalt, she's into girls and you could seduce her so she doesn't beat you up." Lapis was bursting with excitement as she held up a pink frilly dress.
"…So you've lost your mind." Peridot stared drily at Lapis who was now pulling her off the bed.
"You like having a face or not?" Lapis said putting her hand on her hip.
"…" Peridot thought the situation over; there was nothing she could do. Either accept fate and die by the hands of Jasper, or try Lapis' plan.
"So what do I have to do?" Peridot asked as Lapis who had handed her a robe to wear to the communal showers.
"We've got to make you sexy. When's the last time you washed your hair, Peri?" Lapis pinched a bit of Peridot's blonde hair.
"Depends, what month is it?" Peridot asked.
Lapis dropped the bit of hair and walked over to her shower caddy- grabbing some shampoo.
After a shower and a much needed shampoo, Peridot and Lapis walked back to their room as Lapis picked out several outfits for Peridot.
"Something sexy but casual; something that says "I'm not gonna put out but your chances are high." Lapis picked out a pink strapped crop top that zipped in the front.
"This! Totally this, it says I'm cute but not easy."
"I think it says polyester blend." Peridot retorted.
"Hm, you're right. Green is more your color." Lapis walked to her closet and grabbed a green long sleeve crop top and black skin tight bootleg skinny jeans. Fumbling under her bed, Lapis grabbed a pair of strappy black wedge heels.
Peridot put the clothes on and attempted to walk in the heels.
"If I don't break my neck getting there this might work." Peridot fiddled with the chain necklace she'd borrowed as she examined herself in Lapis' vanity.
"Oh we're not done yet." Lapis grabbed a curling wand, black and pink nail polish, and one of her many bags of makeup.
Lapis Curled Peridot's hair and put a black headband on to top it off.
"How am I supposed to sleep like this? Peridot said as Lapis put rollers in her hair.
"Beauty is pain." Lapis said finishing up. "I'll do your makeup in the morning."
Peridot removed the clothes and folded them at the end of her bed. As she got back into her pajamas and grabbed her cover from off of Lapis' bed she started drifting to sleep.
"Hey, Peri?" Lapis called "I'm sorry I got you into this."
"If I don't die tomorrow I'll forgive you." Peridot said with her eyes shut.
"…You have to wear the top with this cute lace bra and pa-"
"Goodnight, Lapis."
As the girl's drifted to sleep, Peridot imagined what tomorrow would be like; hoping her head wasn't sore from the blasted rollers.
Lapis wondered how Peridot's breasts got so big and wondered what would have happened if she'd looked like that when she dated Cobalt.